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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

So, everyone went in the first round. Thus, here is the first round summary:

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
man, rasmus dahlin really had a down year

Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


That is a pro pick from the Oilers at 11. How could he fall to them?

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Oh poo poo I fell asleep and missed it.

Islanders? Really? :saddowns:

At least I stayed out of the west and therefore O'Bourke can not crush my Japanese Corey Perry.

e: That Ottawa pick is loving amazing.

Furnaceface fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Jun 3, 2017

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

I am so pissed off Poost went to Boston of all places.
I'm now hoping Estonia's great hope can bust.

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES

Furnaceface posted:

e: That Ottawa pick is loving amazing.

did you see who edmonton picked

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
So am I gonna have to wait like 6 in-game years for Touchdown Thomas to make it to his first NHL game? No idea how that system works in-game. Considering I got assigned to some ultra small poo poo-tier farm team, I'm assuming it's going to be a while until his name starts to pop up.

Also, to my new fellow Islanders: :getin:

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

From Alabama to Hamline to Mon Tree Y'ALL! WOO BABY

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
As long as I'm drafted it's cool
Preferably not by Dallas or Colorado

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

a false posted:

another year, another hall of fame athanatos drafted by the leafs

well poo poo

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Turdsdown Tom posted:

So am I gonna have to wait like 6 in-game years for Touchdown Thomas to make it to his first NHL game? No idea how that system works in-game. Considering I got assigned to some ultra small poo poo-tier farm team, I'm assuming it's going to be a while until his name starts to pop up.

Also, to my new fellow Islanders: :getin:

Think of the CHL (consists of the QMJHL, OHL, & WHL) like the feeder league into the NHL, similar to NCAA>NFL. But, it would be like if the Patriots drafted a kid from OSU that was a Junior that declared for the draft, but didn't make the 53 man roster out of training camp. Because he wasn't the proper age (let's say 22 in NFL), he would get sent back to OSU. Like you were sent back to the CHL because you didn't make the NHL and were underage (20 in the NHL). Once you hit 20, you can get sent to the AHL (the AAA-style affiliate of the NHL).

Progression ramps up pretty quickly in the first couple years, so most people should be hitting the NHL by their 3rd year.



a false posted:

another year, another hall of fame athanatos drafted by the leafs

Athanatos posted:

well poo poo

Not quite.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2018 Offseason News

Notable Retirements
Jaromir Jagr
Jerome Iginla
Patrick Marleau
Sedin Twins
Henrik Zetterberg
Marian Gaborik
Radim Vrbata
Mikko Koivu
Full Lists: http://imgur.com/a/ShgdQ & http://imgur.com/a/ET1dz


Transaction News
ANA -- signed rookie Southie Paux to a 3-year ELC
BOS -- signed rookie Jus Poost to a 3-year ELC
CHI -- signed rookie Jeremiah ThinkTank to a 3-year ELC
COL -- signed rookie Soup Athanatos to a 3-year ELC
DAL -- signed rookie Potatoes O'Bourke to a 3-year ELC
DET -- signed rookie Stabby McStabson to a 3-year ELC
FLA -- signed rookie Bernie Sanders to a 3-year ELC
MTL -- signed rookie Cruz McBroozer to a 3-year ELC
NSH -- signed rookie Guy Fieri to a 3-year ELC
NYI -- signed Nippon Ichi to a 3-year ELC
PHI -- signed rookie Bubba Biscuits to a 3-year ELC
TB -- signed rookie Yokozuna to a 3-year ELC
TOR -- signed rookie Gord Murphy to a 3-year ELC

CAR signed John Carlson
CAR signed Brian Little
MTL signed Jack Johnson

EDM gets: Mike Smith (G)
ARZ gets: Ryan Mantha & 2019 3rd Round Pick

CHI gets: Ryan Miller
VAN gets: 2018 2nd Round Pick


2018-19 Opening Night Info
ANA -- assigned Southie Paux to Portland of the WHL for the 2018-19 season
ANA -- assigned Danny Provolone to San Diego in the AHL, his role is Minor Top 2 D
BOS -- assigned Jus Poost to Providence in the AHL, his role is Other FWD
BOS -- assigned Ewic Windros to Oshawa of the OHL for the 2018-19 season
CAR -- Gord Gordon is a Depth FWD
CHI -- assigned Jeremiah ThinkTank to Quebec of the QMJHL for the 2018-19 season
COL -- assigned Soup Athanatos to San Antonio in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD
COL -- assigned Aunt Jemima to Portland of the WHL for the 2018-19 season
DAL -- assigned Potatoes O'Bourke to Seattle of the WHL for the 2018-19 season
DET -- assigned Stabby McStabson to Chicoutimi of the QMJHL for the 2018-19 season
EDM -- assigned Aejix Dundee to Bakersfield in the AHL, his role is Minor Starting Goalie
FLA -- assigned Bernie Sanders to Springfield in the AHL, his role is Other FWD
MTL -- assigned Cruz McBroozer to St. John's in the AHL, his role is Other FWD
NJ -- assigned Ogie Ogilthorpe III to Albany in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD
NSH -- assigned Guy Fieri to Barrie of the OHL for the 2018-19 season
NYI -- assigned Nippon Ichi to Bridgeport in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD
NYI -- Touchdown Thomas is a 3rd SCR Line FWD
PHI -- assigned Bubba Biscuits to Moose Jaw of the WHL for the 2018-19 season
PHI -- assigned Stanley Matthews III to Lehigh Valley of the AHL, his role is Minor SCR FWD
SJ -- Anders Potetson is a 4th Line FWD
TB -- assigned rookie Yokozuna to Saskatoon of the WHL for the 2018-19 season
TOR -- assigned rookie Gord Murphy to Saskatoon of the WHL for the 2018-19 season


Comments
Now everyone is under contract!
Gordon, Thomas, and Potetson are starting the season in the NHL!

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Actually, playing on the fourth line gives you more money for less work. And I'll have time catch the live stream of the herring fishing during games too!

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

:rip: Steve Ott played one year too many.

Southpaw
Mar 9, 2006

Hockles posted:

With the 17th Overall Pick, the Anaheim Ducks select....

From the Portland Winterhawks... Southie Paux



Ah Christ, the loving Ducks? Welp, RIP.



Nice that his agent got a hold of his Twitter account for this tweet.


barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Hockles posted:

Think of the CHL (consists of the QMJHL, OHL, & WHL) like the feeder league into the NHL, similar to NCAA>NFL. But, it would be like if the Patriots drafted a kid from OSU that was a Junior that declared for the draft, but didn't make the 53 man roster out of training camp. Because he wasn't the proper age (let's say 22 in NFL), he would get sent back to OSU. Like you were sent back to the CHL because you didn't make the NHL and were underage (20 in the NHL). Once you hit 20, you can get sent to the AHL (the AAA-style affiliate of the NHL).

oh hell yes. I knew the CHL was a feeder to the AHL and then the NHL, I just didn't know how NHL 17's AI progression worked. the football analogy makes total sense, but I guess everything is all answered now that I'm 3rd line scoring forward. time to put it in the fuckin' twine, baby.

dangle - snipe - celly

barnold fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Jun 3, 2017

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
*googles how to play left wing*

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Central Scouting Preseason 2019 NHL Draft Projections


Comments
Well, this should be interesting
Also, I'm not sure if I said this in the thread, but the same-projection players are then sorted by Position (LW, C, RW, D, G)

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

I looked forward to draft of rich NHL, but agent told me I born day too late. бздура! Give me money now, rich American pigs!

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
im gonna assume taro is so low cause no one bothers to scout the swiss-a. that spengler cup tourney is gonna turn it all around

e: sc bern doesnt count, theyre one of the most attended teams in europe :colbert:

fits fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Jun 4, 2017

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES

fits posted:

im gonna assume taro is so low cause no one bothers to scout the swiss-a. that spengler cup tourney is gonna turn it all around

e: sc bern doesnt count, theyre one of the most attended teams in europe :colbert:

i don't mean to disappoint you, but i think you may find the NLA slightly more heavily scouted than the estonian meistriliiga

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



That a boy Hugh, make your hometown proud!

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
Miracle Johnson is ready for the college hockey season.

Azure Dementist
Jul 9, 2010

Nightmares and abominations are a girl's best friends


I am really hoping the Oilers end up with Hugh and myself. I am very much behind playing with Cox and Jass everyday.

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
Agent Jack Bauer's about to go all America over everybody's rear end! :911:

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Top 5 huh? #nopressure

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Only man in the draft to have the balls to be an enforcer and not a "power forward"

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Only man in the draft to have the balls to be an enforcer and not a "power forward"

enforcers are no more, fam

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

corn on the cop posted:

enforcers are no more, fam

1st round you stupid skittunga

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
Marchand - Windros - Poost is going to be a terrific line of shitbags in 2-3 years good lord

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Hockles posted:

2018 Offseason News

MTL -- assigned Cruz McBroozer to St. John's in the AHL, his role is Other FWD

I believe the term is rover.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

THE MACHO MAN posted:

Marchand - Windros - Poost is going to be a terrific line of shitbags in 2-3 years good lord

It's what Boston really wants, screw the rings.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2019 All-Star Break Update

Central Scouting All-Star Break 2019 NHL Draft Projections







Current Draft Order


All-Stars
Metropolitan - Touchdown Thomas (1st selection)


Transaction News
MTL has placed Cruz McBroozer on the trading block
NSH has placed Guy Fieri on the trading block


Notable Stats
Thomas is 9th in the NHL in points, & 4th in Goals
Potetson is 2nd in PIM
Poost is tied for 2nd in the AHL in Goals
Athanatos is tied for 5th in the AHL in Goals
Provolone is 3rd in the AHL in PIM


Comments
Thomas gets bumped up to 1st Line FWD and makes the ASG as a rookie!


http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES
the rangers have needed a player like hoovelson for years. make the right choice jeff

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Hockles posted:

NSH has placed Guy Fieri on the trading block

Even Nashville has enough of Guy Fieri's garbage diet.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




a false posted:

the rangers have needed a player like hoovelson for years. make the right choice jeff

Come to the Islanders. One of us. :zombie:

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

End of 2018-19 Regular Season Update




Current Draft Order


Transaction News
2/26/19:
PIT gets: Alexander Edler
VAN gets: Marc-Andre Fleury

Notable Stats
Thomas finished 6th in the NHL in points & 5th in Goals
Potetson finished 3rd in the NHL in PIM
Poost finished as the the leading goal scorer in the AHL


Comments
Well, I can sim to the end of the AHL season without issue, so these will now include all final regular season stats for both leagues.
Reminder that the California teams in the AHL only play 68, compared to the 76 of the rest of the league (sorry Provolone)
Poost is going to go home with some AHL hardware
I'll finish up the season and post the final projections tomorrow

http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats

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yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Hockles posted:

VAN gets: Marc-Andre Fleury

Ahahahaha I could actually see this happening.

Also Coyotes at the top of the Pacific? Geeze that division sure has gone to the... dogs.

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