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I'm glad the Sandsnakes are dead, I'm glad Yara isn't because Yara owns and her perpetual airing out of her bisexuality in front of her castrated brother never got old. Someone needs to .gif her "I just can't help it" shrug when Sand is getting up on her. My only question now is who Euron is going to end up jobbing out to.
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Things are going to get gnarly when Euron drags that Martell lady to Cersei. I don't think she's going to have the Mountain do nice things to her seeing how he crushed the skull of her brother and all.
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Jul 25, 2017 23:35
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Dead Reckoning posted:I'm glad the Sandsnakes are dead, I'm glad Yara isn't because Yara owns and her perpetual airing out of her bisexuality in front of her castrated brother never got old. Someone needs to .gif her "I just can't help it" shrug when Sand is getting up on her. My only question now is who Euron is going to end up jobbing out to. Euron just demonstrated that he's too hard to get got by anything less than a dragon
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Jul 26, 2017 00:15
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the fight choreography remains utter poo poo. euron looked more like a spastic retard with that stupid axe than some kind of badass berzerker also tynee sand is still alive and shes credited in the next ep, so heres hoping we get a parting shot of them tittays before she gets dusted
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Jul 26, 2017 01:31
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Kawasaki Nun posted:Euron just demonstrated that he's too hard to get got by anything less than a dragon I would fully approve of this. Also, I forgot to  at their solution to the dragon problem: a ballista! It can put an arrow into a stationary dragon skull from all the way across the room! Good thing dragons don't move around much. I'm sure it work anyway for drama purposes.
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Jul 26, 2017 02:07
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Dead Reckoning posted:I would fully approve of this. Did you not see that Hobbit movie, where a dude pops Smaug with a giant loving lance-arrow while his son is somehow part of the launching device? Like, get with the loving program, DUH /edit: vvv welp, missed the obvious dwarf joke Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Jul 26, 2017 |
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Jul 26, 2017 03:02
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Well everyone knows that the only thing that can pierce a dragon's hide is a black arrow. But only dwarves make those, and we know how Cersei feels about them. Edit: ^^ gently caress!
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Jul 26, 2017 03:03
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o yea. dany doesnt want to use the dragons cuz lots of people will be burned to death. instead she wants to siege kings landing so they die slowly of starvation instead  how bout using the dragons to torch the palace and roast cersei et all, while sparing the townsfolk 
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Jul 26, 2017 03:18
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Dead Reckoning posted:I would fully approve of this. They're def gonna build a couple hundred of those for the walls, that was just a proof of concept.
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Jul 26, 2017 03:41
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Sure, why not? Euron built a bigger, faster, more stealthy fleet with half the population that built the last one in, what, 3 or 4 months? They're going to have one of those ballistas with a 3 axis geared platform on every rooftop by the end of the week.
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Jul 26, 2017 04:52
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I'd be disappointed if they didn't have analog firing computers as well
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Jul 26, 2017 05:21
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:o yea. dany doesnt want to use the dragons cuz lots of people will be burned to death. instead she wants to siege kings landing so they die slowly of starvation instead That kind of blew my mind. No I don't want to risk burning them so instead I'll have them all suffer starvation because it's never the common folk who suffer the worst under a siege.
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Jul 26, 2017 05:43
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And since her master plan just cost her her entire navy, I think it was meant to show dany is seriously out of her depth.
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Jul 26, 2017 06:22
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Two Finger posted:And since her master plan just cost her her entire navy, I think it was meant to show dany is seriously out of her depth. Let's be fair. Nobody knew Euron had radar.
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Jul 26, 2017 06:35
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ded posted:That kind of blew my mind. No I don't want to risk burning them so instead I'll have them all suffer starvation because it's never the common folk who suffer the worst under a siege. I think the idea is more that a direct assault will harden the convictions of the other kingdoms, but If they do it right they can align everyone against cersei and the royal court. They're taking a hearts and minds approach and will assuredly fail
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Jul 26, 2017 06:41
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Hey is it just me or does this show kinda suck now?
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Slim Pickens posted:Hey is it just me or does this show kinda suck now? Man even the thread is doing callbacks to Season 5.
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Jul 26, 2017 08:23
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It really irks me that Arya is apparently pronounced "Ar-ya" and not "Ar-rya" it sounds so fuckin stupid when they say it
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Jul 26, 2017 08:41
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Once again we learn that Jon Snow knows nothing. Sansa is now on the fast track to ruin everything. Also, now that Arya is cool and powerful, she is getting sidelined chasing after her family. Again. She will probably show up in the North and Sansa will tell her to gently caress off and go away. Again. They better ramp up the titty quotient if they're only doing a half season.
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Jul 26, 2017 09:31
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A chick I know who loves the sand snakes just messaged me 'ooooooo missandei and grey worm.' I'm enjoying waiting for her response to the finale
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Jul 26, 2017 10:27
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Two Finger posted:A chick I know who loves the sand snakes just messaged me 'ooooooo missandei and grey worm.' I'm enjoying waiting for her response to the finale Well?
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Jul 26, 2017 14:47
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Slim Pickens posted:Hey is it just me or does this show kinda suck now? I was fine with this season till Euron shows up with his ghost fleet and manages to decimate Yara's fleet out of left loving field. I could ignore his massive fleet being built up out of nowhere but that was a bit much for me. Like, if they reveal that a spy tipped him off to where the fleet was going, fair enough. But the random "HEY GUYS, ME AND MY FLEET THAT CAN SEE IN THE DARK AND FOG ARE HERE. ALSO I HAVE DRAGONFIRE ROUNDS THAT TOTALLY gently caress YOUR FLEET UP BUT LEAVE MINE IMPERVIOUS. ALSO, TOTALLY KNOW YOU HAVE THAT DORNISH CHICK WITH YOU, THAT'S MY GIFT TO CERSEI!" His boarding intro though was totally baller though.
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Jul 26, 2017 14:51
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Slim Pickens posted:Hey is it just me or does this show kinda suck now? Yeah...I thought with the season being fewer episodes that each one would be better. Not to say they are horrible, but they aren't any different than previous season's.
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Jul 26, 2017 15:14
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It definitely feels like we made a switch from events being driven by the world's logic to events being driven by character logic and that sucks. Euron magicked a fleet because Euron is cool and Dany decided not to win because we got to milk it longer. If Dany really cared about civilian casualties she would have dropped the Dothraki off in the ocean.
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Jul 26, 2017 16:28
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That's pretty much it. Up until the last two seasons no one was sacred, they could actually die at any point. Now it follows the hollywood formula and there's no huge power vacuum or anxiety when minor characters you haven't seen for three seasons get offed.
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Jul 26, 2017 16:38
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not a single rear end in a top hat thought it would be a good idea to have a shield or helmet on while fighting a boarding action. literally the first two pieces of protective gear that even the lowliest peasant would aquire, but the king of the iron isles cant be bothered cuz he has plot armor and the show runners think that poorly of their audiences comprehension
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Jul 26, 2017 19:24
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Yeah, also didn't Euron get stabbed a bunch? Like I coulda sworn one of the sand snakes stabbed him in the armpit and then another sliced his achilles heel or some poo poo. Cause I mean, that dude was wearing some thick plot armor.
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Handsome Ralph posted:Yeah, also didn't Euron get stabbed a bunch? Like I coulda sworn one of the sand snakes stabbed him in the armpit and then another sliced his achilles heel or some poo poo. Euron is only in the show at this point because the writers realized they made Dany too powerful. It's dumb as hell and the only reason I don't hate Euron more is because he's fabulous.
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He's kinda growing on me, to be honest. The actor too, I think i's the same guy that plays the giant buff dude in Ghost in the Shell. I was surprised to find out it's the same guy, because he looks perfectly average sized in GoT, but I guess that's what happens when you see normal-sized people next to Johansson 
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GoGoGadget posted:Well? "gently caress!!! People got slayed All the sand girls And the queen of the iron islands Fark" Thanks GoT
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Pesticide20 posted:Euron is only in the show at this point because the writers realized they made Dany too powerful. It's dumb as hell and the only reason I don't hate Euron more is because he's fabulous.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:not a single rear end in a top hat thought it would be a good idea to have a shield or helmet on while fighting a boarding action. literally the first two pieces of protective gear that even the lowliest peasant would aquire, but the king of the iron isles cant be bothered cuz he has plot armor and the show runners think that poorly of their audiences comprehension Furthermore it is well understood that dragonscales represent a first layer of protection that would likely deflect most ballista heads prior to them dispensing enough kinetic force to split the skull. Additionally, smough from LOTR said:
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Yeah can't say I mine the Euron actor too much. The character is definitely growing on me as well if I look past the ridiculousness of him coming from no where I'd say the show is definitely running its course. They just built up too many moving parts it's too much to follow. The gently caress is Bran doing?  and this dude Have more dumb memes   Maginot line 🤔 I figured the horn of winter in the show was just paying homage to the books
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Supposedly Eastwatch is there to make sure dudes don't get by on the ice or something? I'd like to know how you keep hundreds of miles of ice broken up, though. But they just sailed that same sea to get the gently caress out of hardhome not too long ago in show time, so it's not actually frozen yet.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:not a single rear end in a top hat thought it would be a good idea to have a shield or helmet on while fighting a boarding action. literally the first two pieces of protective gear that even the lowliest peasant would aquire, but the king of the iron isles cant be bothered cuz he has plot armor and the show runners think that poorly of their audiences comprehension Not allowed to wear helmets in this show because your average viewer isn't going to know who anyone is once the fighting starts. Even the big ol' distinctive doggy helmet has been gone forever. But also, IN THE BOOKS, a similar boarding scene happens on a river and Euron's brother Victarion dunks on some knight and watches him sink like a rock in his suit of armor. Not what you were suggesting but I'm sure someone somewhere is arguing this is why Euron dresses like a tool. Slim Pickens posted:Hey is it just me or does this show kinda suck now? 
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:
What's the deal with that pic? Did they change something I missed, or is it just the water being iced over?
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Jul 27, 2017 00:52
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The water is icing over so the AotD doesn't have to actually get over the wall. They can just walk around it.
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Kawasaki Nun posted:Furthermore it is well understood that dragonscales represent a first layer of protection that would likely deflect most ballista heads prior to them dispensing enough kinetic force to split the skull. Additionally, smough from LOTR said: eat my dick you fuckman
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Still playing catch up. Just watched Hardhome. loving Sam actually says to Ollie (as Ollie is obviously thinking about killing Jon Snow), "I wouldn't worry about Jon. He always comes back." Also, like 3 episodes after Podrick's whorehouse escapades, there's a background moment where he walks past two young ladies of the court who immediately start whispering to each other and staring at him. I loving love this show.
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Godholio posted:Still playing catch up. Just watched Hardhome. loving Sam actually says to Ollie (as Ollie is obviously thinking about killing Jon Snow), "I wouldn't worry about Jon. He always comes back." I rewatched the entire show before this season aired and noticed a lot of foreshadowing moments like that.
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