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Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF

ScrubLeague posted:

I agree I'm very upset about the voluntary entertainment of others.

yeah i mean streamers are totally philantropists who sacrifice themselves for the selfless cause of entertaining others

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

ScrubLeague posted:

I agree I'm very upset about the voluntary entertainment of others.

listen you little bitch if i cant post about how much i hate something that has not effect on me then i dont know why i even registered on sa

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

The Walrus posted:

lol did he go to jail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzdFOpRTvyU

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

Im the guy who gets distracted by the insanely low quality soundclip from the simpsons that plays everytime someone subscribes, ruining my world record pace for mystical ninja goemon any% for the n64

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i'm the guy who dresses like a pirate who does a long pirate speech with a pirateship background every time somebody subscribes

this guy is real, i was curious about a game and i clicked a random dude and he pirated out

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I'm deadmau5, I don't make music anymore I just strean on twitch

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

ScrubLeague posted:

I agree I'm very upset about the voluntary entertainment of others.

Please do not make fun of things, it violates the spirit of Something Awful

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

I can't imagine making a living sitting all day playing a lovely game for like 9 hrs a day

but when the youtube/twitch bubble bursts it's gonna be funny

dk2m
May 6, 2009
GUYS

This

Streamer

is

hosed

Did you see what this streamer did...on STREAM?!

This streamer BEAT Dark Souls 3 ON STREAM

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
Why does everyone stream dark souls and not the greatest of games, crash bandicoot

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Psycho Society posted:

Why does everyone stream dark souls and not the greatest of games, crash bandicoot

Not that many people stream Dark Souls really.


The real big ticket stream games are MOBAs, any Blizzard game, and whatever retard ersatz DayZ game is currently in vogue.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

i'm reaching mid 30s so i sorta missed this whole twitch streaming fad. for the hell of it i tried watching a twitch stream with some big titted girl and she was pretty bad at playing whatever game she was playing. her voice was boring and monotone. even with me not being familiar with the game you could tell she had no loving idea what she was doing. the only thing that caught my attention was the changing position of her titty cleavage. So this is what it's all about? man porn sure has changed

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
video games are for children and it's even more pathetic that a grown adult would watch another grown adult play video games, what the gently caress is wrong with you people

owl_pellet
Nov 20, 2005

show your enemy
what you look like


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0L_iyeoiqE

owl_pellet
Nov 20, 2005

show your enemy
what you look like


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy6DNJ_WPAk

owl_pellet
Nov 20, 2005

show your enemy
what you look like


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9VeTDA7I4M

he can smell you

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face

Savage For The Winjun posted:

dr disrespect is a great man

He truly is

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face
gently caress who was the guy that accidentally left his stream running all night while slamming whale

edit - MURDARALPH

:nws: https://www.youporn.com/watch/8015790/murdaralph-forgets-to-turn-off-stream/ :nws:

Astrobastard fucked around with this message at 00:01 on May 26, 2017

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Astrobastard posted:

gently caress who was the guy that accidentally left his stream running all night while slamming whale

Wasn't that you?

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

Wasn't that you?

Haha ye Willy aint swimmin for a week at least

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011




how the gently caress do these morons function irl

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVkHe16YeEA

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Waiting for someone to post the twitch page of that ex? Porn star chick with the physically daunting rack and it's all veiny and poo poo. Looks like two ballons wrapped in skin

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
so its like porn without the titties and nerds

i can see why this is popular

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

so its like porn without the titties and nerds

i can see why this is popular

one of the reasons why fidget spinners took off was due to marketing folks giving streamers them for free and running ads all over streaming sites.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

so its like porn without the titties and nerds

i can see why this is popular

Depends on how long twitch stretches the rules to allow a girl to stream 90% tit

If she's decently good looking it could be a few weeks before someone complains and they shut down her page or make her put clothes on

It doesn't help that they now have IRL and Eating as streaming categories

Yes, people get paid to sit and talk to a camera , Or have people watch them eat

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

poo poo sorry I forgot to post my favorite personality

The beard bro ;

Welcome to the guild of the bears bros , if you stay long enough you get special beard coins which you can spend in the channel or by checking out my affiliation with Beard and Body works for 2% off at check out. Come and stay and chat about all things beards , as you can see I basically haven't groomed myself in over 10 years , that also explains the visible stink lines you see reflecting off the green screen

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Lol if you give a single dollar to these attention whores

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

vyst posted:

Lol if you give a single dollar to these attention whores

Yeah it'll take way more than a single dollar to get them to fall in love with you

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Dial-a-Dog posted:

Yeah it'll take way more than a single dollar to get them to fall in love with you

I feel like this is the reason people donate any amount of money.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Sappo569 posted:

Waiting for someone to post the twitch page of that ex? Porn star chick with the physically daunting rack and it's all veiny and poo poo. Looks like two ballons wrapped in skin

Link pls

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Like, minimum fifty bucks and a couple things off their Amazon wishlist before they'll start to see that you're not at all the disappointment your parents say you are

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

We all know that Twitch TV harbors some of the most outstanding personalities in gaming today. I think the goons should break down each type here. I'll kick us off with the most obvious and prolific among them:



DAYUMguuurlXX

I am a female streamer who loves my kitty-cats! My voice is high pitched and somewhat abrasive. I play only the most popular games, regardless of genre, skill level, or personal passion. I am not good at any of them and frequently lose. I whine constantly about things being unfair, even if they are obviously a direct result of my low skill level. I giggle frequently and for too long over not-funny events in the game. I often turn the camera to show my room and/or animals I own. I have a 36E chest.


Wow man p witty stuff here god drat.

Khorne
May 1, 2002

The Walrus posted:

lol did he go to jail
Turns out he was innocent. He had a shared dropbox that he'd put clips in for the people who manage his youtube videos and stuff. One of them put a file named that in there as a prank or some poo poo.

The police had his computers for over 6 months before finally clearing him.

No one talks about how he's innocent though. Still labeled as he is for something he didn't do.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Caesar Saladin posted:

i'm the guy who dresses like a pirate who does a long pirate speech with a pirateship background every time somebody subscribes

this guy is real, i was curious about a game and i clicked a random dude and he pirated out

Gaming Galleon?

I troll that guy every chance I get.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Khorne posted:

Turns out he was innocent. He had a shared dropbox that he'd put clips in for the people who manage his youtube videos and stuff. One of them put a file named that in there as a prank or some poo poo.

The police had his computers for over 6 months before finally clearing him.

No one talks about how he's innocent though. Still labeled as he is for something he didn't do.

lol that you know this

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

vyst posted:

Lol if you give a single dollar to these attention whores

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Khorne posted:

Turns out he was innocent. He had a shared dropbox that he'd put clips in for the people who manage his youtube videos and stuff. One of them put a file named that in there as a prank or some poo poo.

The police had his computers for over 6 months before finally clearing him.

No one talks about how he's innocent though. Still labeled as he is for something he didn't do.

you reap what you sow, and that fool sowed playing videogames on the internet for other fools to watch

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

Posting because it's relevant.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4m8kSGPn9w

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Khorne
May 1, 2002

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

lol that you know this
I didn't know this, I watched the video someone else linked, but it was 20 minutes long and he's an idiot who can't summarize it that succinctly.

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