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we all know Ben franklin wanted the turkey to be the national bird. here is a turkey.  this turkey is pretty big and kinda intimidating but I bet I could kick its rear end  this turkey is has beautiful plumage but no muscles to speak of. I could easily overpower it.  look at this scrawny turkey. I bet I could knock it out in one hit post if you like turkeys or can kick turkey rear end
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the statesman was right. the bald eagle is a cowardly empty gesture of a bird, so what more appropos, n?
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May 25, 2017 08:03
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Try not to hate the Turks.
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Toms, like the three you posted, have large spurs on the back of their feet. Jakes and hens do not have spurs Every rut people are hospitalized after tangling with a turkey. I bet a turkey would make you it's hen
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walgreenslatino posted:Toms, like the three you posted, have large spurs on the back of their feet. Jakes and hens do not have spurs I'm too nimble for a tom to spur me.
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May 25, 2017 15:57
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lets see op fight a turkey
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May 25, 2017 16:24
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Darkman Fanpage posted:lets see op fight a turkey MOD CHALLENGE
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May 25, 2017 16:33
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I will go out into the world and find a wild turkey. it can't be that hard
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May 25, 2017 16:37
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the armenian genocide never happened
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May 25, 2017 16:45
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Wild turkeys are little fuckers that cause traffic jams and dig up gardens, supposedly for food, but in reality to just be tremendous assholes. I mean, I'm not much better but at least I can apologize for being horrible.
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May 25, 2017 18:19
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I will walk outside and seek out a majestic wild turkey to fight.
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May 25, 2017 18:41
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turkey's are one step away from being small dinosaurs they can be very aggressive and will chase you until they forget that they were chasing you
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May 25, 2017 20:00
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Remember Turkeys can fly.
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May 25, 2017 20:14
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turkeys can fly away after i kick their asses
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May 25, 2017 20:17
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My mom raises chickens and turkeys, the chicken groups dart from tree cover to tree cover but the turkeys just walk around in the open inviting hawks to eat them Turkeys are dumb as poo poo.
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May 26, 2017 03:01
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it would be neat to have melted candle wax for a head but also taste good
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May 26, 2017 03:13
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a good bird
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May 26, 2017 04:05
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That skinny turkey would end you
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May 26, 2017 16:19
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The national bird should be a magpie
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Black birds are cool and smart
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May 26, 2017 17:00
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I can definitely kick the scrawny gobbler's rear end
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May 26, 2017 17:21
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any bird that spends more time walking than flying is an rear end in a top hat 
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May 26, 2017 17:57
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the wild turkeys in the smokey mountain national park hang around the roads when it rains. I saw 10 of them driving for 20 min or so. I think they're eating earthworms. they look really pathetic when they're wet
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comingafteryouall posted:the wild turkeys in the smokey mountain national park hang around the roads when it rains. I saw 10 of them driving for 20 min or so. I think they're eating earthworms. mods?
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if attacked by a wild turkey, don't try to punch it, run right up to it and wring it's neck 
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If you're new to a national park: walk up to the meanest looking turkey and hit it as hard as you can. It will let the other turkeys know you mean business and aren't a figurative "turkey".
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May 27, 2017 08:47
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Karl Barks posted:the armenian genocide never happened And on the other hand there's a turk genocide every thanksgiving.
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May 27, 2017 08:54
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Your mission, in this order: Drink Wild Turkey, Fight Wild Turkey, Eat Wild Turkey.
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mister magpie posted:mods? I'm a mod
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May 27, 2017 16:41
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they lust for Vienna that's all I'm really sure of
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Matoi Ryuko posted:I'm a mod hello friend. congrats
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mister magpie posted:hello friend. congrats Thank u. I'm sure u will get the nod one day too
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Matoi Ryuko posted:Thank u. I'm sure u will get the nod one day too i don't think i can accept that responsibility
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May 29, 2017 04:53
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there is no place on the mod team for an old rabble-rousing turkey fighter like me
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https://twitter.com/TheReal_JDavis/status/837301561500057605/video/1
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Was the ritual successful?
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A bunch of turkeys live in/near my yard and the river that runs across from it. Mostly it's hens that look like the last picture in the OP and they just come around looking for lunch around the bird feeder that other birds knock over to them. They are lazy, capricious dicks that gently caress like rabbits and get so flustered by the shadow of their own heads on the ground in front of them that they scatter like a fat woman who's just seen the mouse in an old Tom and Jerry cartoon. They are funny, ugly old things; of no use other than to direct "gently caress 'em" in their direction. Franklin had it right. edit: oh and also, to live in an area with a ton of these things is to commute to work in the morning where if a deer won't jump out of the woods, one of these 25lb bowling balls full of gravel, fat, and blood will be more than happy to toss itself through the windshield of your sedan during your drive towards the interstate into the city. Big Beef City has issued a correction as of 01:05 on May 31, 2017 |
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Turkeys did this to my cat too. I have no idea why cats are so chill about this
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Well, the cat in that video was roadkill, so it's not like it had much choice.
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