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I'm not sure why. I wear clothes all the time when I'm in my living room. Yet for a while now I've found cigarette butts in my flowerbed underneath my living room window and sometimes faintly smell cigarettes. I did tonight around 1 a.m. What should I do to fix this situation? Should I just install a motion sensor light on the front of my house or do something more drastic? Has anyone ever dealt with this before? Is it one of you?!?
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:18 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:07 |
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uh
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:20 |
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The motion sensor light will probably make him skedaddle, or you could just put a little sign in the window that says 'gently caress off, creep.' Something small so that people out on the street aren't able to read it but when they're right up under your window they'll see it.
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:21 |
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Call the police you goddamn weirdo. Or just ask the internet I guess.
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:22 |
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Get a cheap security camera, then give the footage to the police.
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:24 |
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better than a pooping tom op am i right??
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:24 |
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Maybe he has a fetish where he only gets off to fully clothed women. Try walking around naked all the time instead.
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:25 |
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im a peeing tom
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:26 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Maybe he has a fetish where he only gets off to fully clothed women. Try walking around naked all the time instead. This is also very reasonable.
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:27 |
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maybe you should ask lowtax to turn off the paywall.
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:28 |
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soak the area in fox urine and hang plums above the windows
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:28 |
Shoot him in the rear end
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:29 |
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When you're in your living room at night, just occasionally turn your head in one, flat motion and stare at the window for 3-5 minutes while remaining as motionless as possible. Then use the same motion to turn your head and resume what you were doing.
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:31 |
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sounds like you should put one of those plastic cigarette butt holder things I'm your flower garden
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:34 |
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Get some of those all black contacts and sit in you living room with a dim light on. When you think he's outside, turn your head slowly and, unblinking start shouting, "Come into the darkness, Come into the darkness, Come in to the darkness..." It should work.
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:37 |
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poison a sandwich and leave it out for him
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:39 |
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Picnic Princess posted:I'm not sure why. I wear clothes all the time when I'm in my living room. Yet for a while now I've found cigarette butts in my flowerbed underneath my living room window and sometimes faintly smell cigarettes. I did tonight around 1 a.m. Do you live like near a street or something? Seems pretty ballsy of a voyeur to just casually smoke and throw his stuff out under your window, which I'm assuming is open Set up a camera or something
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:39 |
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That's so gross. Smoking and littering, just ugh.
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:39 |
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Also, is it still possible to get static on your TV? Do the head turn thing while watching static. That should also be the only thing in the room casting light.
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:40 |
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Here's another question, OP: Can you crab walk?
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:42 |
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Also obligatory https://www.google.com/amp/www.theonion.com/amp/3386
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:42 |
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Maybe you should just gently caress him and get it over with.
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:49 |
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I say you do nothing and see how long it takes for you to get murdered. Make a game of it.
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:50 |
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Das Boo posted:Here's another question, OP: Can you crab walk? I saw a dude doing this weird crab walk/pookeepsie tape creep where he would draw his legs up to his chest on each step. It was at like 12am at a park, just me and my friend otherwise. He was doing it around my car as we were coming back, was fuckin creepy as hell.
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:52 |
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Get a shotgun and just aim it at that window all night.
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:54 |
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Actually I was just admiring your wallpaper.
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:57 |
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Psycho Society posted:I saw a dude doing this weird crab walk/pookeepsie tape creep where he would draw his legs up to his chest on each step. It was at like 12am at a park, just me and my friend otherwise. He was doing it around my car as we were coming back, was fuckin creepy as hell. While that's indeed creepy as hell (drugs?), I'm more so impressed you got I was going for Poughkeepsie Tapes.
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:59 |
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"My privacy is literally being invaded, but oh well, I wear clothes lol! Better consult with my GBS friends"
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# ? May 25, 2017 11:59 |
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# ? May 25, 2017 12:04 |
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God, just take the loving compliment. Jesus.
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# ? May 25, 2017 12:16 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:God, just take the loving compliment. sorry to tell you mate its 2017 and nearly any young woman can get her holes blasted out by a desirable man in a manner of minutes. even being ugly and asking for coffee can get a social media witch hunt started on you.
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# ? May 25, 2017 12:27 |
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Put up billboards with your nude pics all over your yard, thus removing the need to peep.
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# ? May 25, 2017 12:29 |
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hire a private investigator to find out who he is and then start peeping on him
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# ? May 25, 2017 12:32 |
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It's probably a chainsmoking neighbour and hes using your flowerpot to put his butts in and this has nothing to do with you being peeped upon you narcissist.
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# ? May 25, 2017 12:35 |
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it's chad, let him in
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# ? May 25, 2017 12:38 |
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https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?field-keywords=infrared+camera+trap
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# ? May 25, 2017 12:39 |
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The only reasonable solution is a claymore mine
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# ? May 25, 2017 12:47 |
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Kitchner posted:The only reasonable solution is a claymore mine Works on cats too OP this is a win-win
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# ? May 25, 2017 12:51 |
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Picnic Princess posted:What should I do to fix this situation? Should I just install a motion sensor light on the front of my house or do something more drastic? Has anyone ever dealt with this before? 1. going outside 2. staying in one place outside long enough to smoke a cigarette rather than shyly looking at our phones and retreating back into the cellar as soon as possible
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# ? May 25, 2017 13:10 |
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Call your local police department non emergency line and let them know what is happening. They will note your request for service and your local beat officer will be briefed to keep an eye out. This is literally what we pay taxes for to fund police, so use it. As far as environmental design to prevent crime, the key thing is visibility from the street. If there's any bushes or whatever stuff that someone can hide behind, remove it. If it's dark, add light. You want the cop driving by to be able to see anyone who may be hiding. Motion lights are good but consider that you want the light on when the cop is driving by, not when the prowler is sneaking up.. In most situations I think a less bright but always on light is more of a deterrent. soy fucked around with this message at 13:16 on May 25, 2017 |
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