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Sit in your living room naked and your disgusting goon body will scare him or her off.
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Rape him op
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May 25, 2017 13:18
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scrubs season six posted:Sit in your living room naked and your disgusting goon body will scare him or her off.
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May 25, 2017 14:01
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dig a moat around your house and fill it with crocodiles
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May 25, 2017 14:07
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Buy hevi-shot op
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May 25, 2017 14:07
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engineer a sophisticated home alone trap made of tampons, used pads, and hair clips that will castrate him
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May 25, 2017 14:12
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Fight fire with fire. Set up a dummy in the place you usually sit at night. Or hire a similar looking drifter to wear your clothes. That night, when the peeper shows up, he'll watch the decoy none the wiser. Then you creep up behind him and watch HIM all night. Make sure to leave cigarette butts behind him as well.
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May 25, 2017 14:20
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Alternatively, use this as the basis for a new best-selling BDSM romance series
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May 25, 2017 14:21
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Obviously you should give him the old hello dot jay peg
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May 25, 2017 14:21
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The only thing you can really do is set up a cardboard cutout of yourself on a toy train inside with an elaborate pulley system attached to other figures and wire that you tug simulating a party or night of board gaming with friends or a sleepover and then wait somewhere outside nearby until the voyeur comes a' creeping and then you slowly approach them and ask if you can bum a cigarette and just, you know, talk with them. Most people are just lonely and want a friend. Or hit them with a paint can? Or set their head on fire or super glue chicken feathers to their face. Check out the movie Home Alone for more wacky tricks and traps for burglars. I assume they also work on pepper toms.
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May 25, 2017 14:27
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Cthulu Carl posted:Fight fire with fire. Do this but be sure to watch Home Alone the movie either before or afterwards it doesn't matter
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May 25, 2017 14:28
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Invite him in to play Mario Kart.
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May 25, 2017 14:29
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It's probably the government. You have nothing to hide, right? So, it's cool.
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May 25, 2017 14:36
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Invite this "peeping Tom" in sometime; you may be pleasantly surprised! With a wash and some slight alterations you'd be amazed how quickly a "peeping Tom" can become a "cuddling Tom" or a "helping move Tom" that you've always dreamed of.
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May 25, 2017 14:44
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next time you smell cig smoke just go outside and shoot him 
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May 25, 2017 14:48
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Get a long rod and tape a knife to it. Spear him when he gets closes.
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May 25, 2017 14:49
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soy posted:Call your local police department non emergency line and let them know what is happening.
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May 25, 2017 14:52
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Honky Dong Country posted:Call the police you goddamn weirdo.
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May 25, 2017 14:53
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Punji sticks are a cheap and effective solution!
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May 25, 2017 14:55
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What are all these serious suggestions? Get a realistic looking strap on, tuck it in your pants, then when you smell the cigarette smoke again fire up some straight porn on a laptop near the window and whip it out.
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May 25, 2017 14:58
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Lol cops won't do a thing. Wouldn't surprise me for a second if it turns out it's one of those cocksuckers doing the creeping, trying to snap some good poo poo for his buddies back at the station. Your best bet is a gun or some kind of trap.
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May 25, 2017 14:58
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Where do you live? I just sharpened my katana.
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May 25, 2017 15:26
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Cthulu Carl posted:Fight fire with fire. Then follow him home and leave some more cig butts in his flowerbed 
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May 25, 2017 15:27
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Set up a play where you kill someone with stage props then wait till he calls the police.
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May 25, 2017 15:27
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Have you ever heard of the "stand your ground law" or "castle doctrine" OP?
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May 25, 2017 15:32
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Do you not have curtains?
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May 25, 2017 15:41
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Jimmy Hats posted:Get a long rod and tape a knife to it. Spear him when he gets closes. Don't forget to put a mirror above it so they can see themselves getting knifed in the throat
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May 25, 2017 15:45
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Do you have sprinklers? Give him a cold shower. And then call the police
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May 25, 2017 16:01
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Two words: bear trap
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May 25, 2017 16:42
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Picnic Princess posted:I'm not sure why. I wear clothes all the time when I'm in my living room. Yet for a while now I've found cigarette butts in my flowerbed underneath my living room window and sometimes faintly smell cigarettes. I did tonight around 1 a.m. This exact situation is why we have The Firing Range
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May 25, 2017 16:46
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The ol' bouncing betty in the garden gets em every time
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May 25, 2017 16:53
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I would be super weirded out. Can you stay up again to try and catch the scent of cigarette smoke, then dump a bucket of wet kitchen trash out your window or something? Nothing too gross, just like old coffee grounds and banana peels or something?
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May 25, 2017 17:36
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boiling oil is a classic way to get rid of intruders.
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May 25, 2017 17:50
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"Call the police," says a person who's never had to deal with the police.
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May 25, 2017 18:47
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KomodoWagon posted:"Call the police," says a person who's never had to deal with the police.
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May 25, 2017 18:51
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This is the textbook kind of behavior that they would say on Criminal Minds he will be "escalating." I suggest you take some kind of action now to ensure your safety.
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May 25, 2017 18:53
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canpakes posted:This is the textbook kind of behavior that they would say on Criminal Minds
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May 25, 2017 18:53
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a hole-y ghost posted:Which offsite is that? It's a television show
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May 25, 2017 18:55
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canpakes posted:It's a television show
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May 25, 2017 18:56
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You know Western culture is unsalvageable when you see a guy unironically basing his advice on a lovely TV shows.
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