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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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I'm not sure why. I wear clothes all the time when I'm in my living room. Yet for a while now I've found cigarette butts in my flowerbed underneath my living room window and sometimes faintly smell cigarettes. I did tonight around 1 a.m.

What should I do to fix this situation? Should I just install a motion sensor light on the front of my house or do something more drastic? Has anyone ever dealt with this before?

Is it one of you?!?

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

The cops aren't going to do anything, I live in the poor end of town. They're only interested in drug busts and taking people's cars away.

We're headed to Lowe's tonight for a new door (unrelated), we could get a motion light at the same time.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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The we is my husband and I, we think the creep might be interested in him because he's often pantsless.

The camera could be fun, it would at least capture some shots of our neighborhood skunk. That might convince my husband to pick one up. Wish I could but I'm personally broke.

And no, I doubt it is the skunk smoking.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Also we do need to fix our curtain situation, they're a bit sheer. We liked them because they're red and make the room look awesome at dawn when the sun shines on the window.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Totally imagining. We do have a cat though.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

Show me your dick to find out.

Last I checked I didn't have one. Sorry.

We have a few airsoft guns, including replica 1911 and AR-15. We also have a pistol crossbow that shoots darts. I don't actually want to pelt anyone, but I'll pull one of them out next time I smell the weirdo.

I could also hire my monkey "friend" Mel, in my avatar, she tried to eat my finger a while back and did some decent damage.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

LMAO I'm not buying a gun, I live in Canada.

Guy is probably just making sure our heat is on to the proper temperature.

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Actually, come to think of it, it's probably just a moose who smokes. Maybe a caribou.

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