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Shall I pour you another glass of this very fancy drink? Perhaps you have heard of it, the french call it wine.
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May 25, 2017 18:34
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Happy halloween
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Oooh, fancy. I bet that pale-faced butler has the best stories. |
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May 25, 2017 18:40
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*enters wearing a black cape and white mask* |
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May 25, 2017 19:29
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*eyes the candlestick in the dining room suspiciously*
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May 25, 2017 19:30
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*is a maid* *OR AM I* *i dust some hoary leatherbound books bound in the skin of hanged men & plague-dead children* *yeah probably just a maid* crimes |
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May 25, 2017 20:07
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"Can I please take your hat, sir?" asked the man. "I wear no hat," said the visitor. "No hat? No hat?! NO HAT!"
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May 25, 2017 20:30
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N. Senada posted:"Can I please take your hat, sir?" asked the man. lol |
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May 25, 2017 20:47
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i hate it when my derringer pistol keeps falling out of my garter belt and i have to awkwardly squat down and pretend i'm tying my shoes to pick it up
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May 25, 2017 20:54
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*Notices that Colonel Mustard is suspiciously absent during the first course, along with his dinner knife*
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May 25, 2017 21:13
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you're serving the specialty of the house tonight?? wow, we're in for a treat! pity one of the regulars couldn't make it though. it's odd, he's always here. oh well, more for us!
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May 25, 2017 21:52
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"This first dish is to kill for.... because its meat, and something needed to die to provide it. It's pretty weird , I try not to think about it." |
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May 25, 2017 22:03
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*walks into the party like im walking onto a yacht, hat strategically dipped below one eye, scarf apricot with one eye on the mirror*
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May 26, 2017 00:03
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I can't help but notice that the door labeled "parlor room" has been scrawled over top of the previous scratched out label that clearly says "STABBING ROOM" |
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May 26, 2017 02:47
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*enters the dance floor, head nodding while giving the lady singing with the band the sexiest eye* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0sqqi0G5a8
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May 26, 2017 02:53
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May 26, 2017 03:15
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After presenting my overwhelming evidence and meticulously describing how the murder took place, reveling the murderer to the butler, the missing guest enters the room and explains they accidentally locked themselves in the bathroom. |
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May 26, 2017 03:36
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Sorry I'm late. Traffic was a nightmare. |
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May 26, 2017 05:25
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Fidelio
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May 26, 2017 06:44
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I shock and offend you all by putting my feet up on the table and burping loudly. By the end of the night, perhaps after a series of comic hijinks, everyone's learned to loosen up and live a little, and we're all tired out from dancing to Smash Mouth. |
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May 26, 2017 06:50
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The butler, wielding a fire poker, menacingly stands over me and says, "Contrary to what those rapscallions in Chumbawumba would have you believe, you won't be getting back up again, sir."
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May 26, 2017 12:30
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Sham bam bamina! posted:I shock and offend you all by putting my feet up on the table and burping loudly. By the end of the night, perhaps after a series of comic hijinks, everyone's learned to loosen up and live a little, and we're all tired out from dancing to Smash Mouth. u fkn play smash mouth and im gonna pull a gun on u in the foyer u play this instead and we wont have probs, capiche? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
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May 26, 2017 13:41
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*chef lying face down on the floor of the kitchen* Me: "oh chef you absolutely must tell me what seasoning you use in this soup, I get the faintest hint of something and I can't tell what it is, so intriguing..." *Nudge chef with foot, he remains silent and unmoving* Me: "Ok fine I can take the hint, can't tell everyone your secrets, but I must tell you the soup is amazing! Ta ta." *Walk out of kitchen* |
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May 26, 2017 14:47
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host: you may have the chicken or the fish. think carefully about your choice. very carefully. it matters more than you can possibly imagine. your future from this point will be determined largely by this choice. *turns head slightly* what's that? well guess what, we're out of fish. so, uh, pretend I didn't say anything
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May 26, 2017 14:54
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"Invitation says red herring will be served, but I suspect there might be more to this dinner than the card would have us believe," I say. "BRILLIANT, HOMO- I MEAN HOLMES"
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May 26, 2017 15:27
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each of you has been assigned a place card for this dinner. some of these cards say "eloi," some say "morlock." that will eventually become relevant, but I don't want to spoil the surprise! |
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May 26, 2017 15:54
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you will all be relieved to learn that the doors and windows of this mansion have been completely sealed and there is absolutely no way that the deadly plague ravaging the streets can make its way in. it is literally impossible. we have foreseen every possible vulnerability and addressed it and there is precisely zero chance that the plague will somehow find its way inside our impregnable fortress and make a mockery of our efforts to evade it. also, as a world-renowned expert on foreshadowing, I can assure you that my statements here do not foreshadow anything. we're good.
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May 26, 2017 16:13
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well im paranoid at the things i say wondering whats the penalty from day to day im hanging out partying with girls that never die u see I was picking on the small fries my campaign telling lies was just spreading my love didnt know my love was the one holding the gun and the glove but its all good as long as its understood its all together now in the hood  
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May 26, 2017 16:44
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Manifisto posted:each of you has been assigned a place card for this dinner. some of these cards say "eloi," some say "morlock." that will eventually become relevant, but I don't want to spoil the surprise! |
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May 26, 2017 17:03
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While everyone else is wondering who did it where and with what a lone man stands transfixed in front of a large, well-rendered painting on the wall before him. The painting, a seemingly Rebus-style puzzle, was a pair of large cutting knives. Below them, painted in perfect detail, was a ham side by side with what appeared to be a roast beef. Below it all, in stark immistakeble detail, was a female sheep in all her glory. He could be seen mouthing something... "Let's see, knife, knife- no, not's not right. And we also have a ham, and a roast. That's strange! And a sheep. Hmmm..." he mused aloud. "Knife, knife- KNIVES! and meats, two meats... and a ewe. KNIFE TWO MEATS AND A EWE! A voice whispers, "close enough!" Suddenly, the lights dim and go out. When they come back on, someone lay dead in a pool of blood... The lights go out again, and the body is now missing, a blood stain on the carpet the only reminder it was ever even there. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Splatmaster posted:While everyone else is wondering who did it where and with what a lone man stands transfixed in front of a large, well-rendered painting on the wall before him. The painting, a seemingly Rebus-style puzzle, was a pair of large cutting knives. Below them, painted in perfect detail, was a ham side by side with what appeared to be a roast beef. Below it all, in stark immistakeble detail, was a female sheep in all her glory. He could be seen mouthing something... |
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May 26, 2017 18:00
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if you go to a party in a house that has a smoking room and/or antechamber, you are totes getting moidered
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May 27, 2017 00:25
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Splatmaster posted:While everyone else is wondering who did it where and with what a lone man stands transfixed in front of a large, well-rendered painting on the wall before him. The painting, a seemingly Rebus-style puzzle, was a pair of large cutting knives. Below them, painted in perfect detail, was a ham side by side with what appeared to be a roast beef. Below it all, in stark immistakeble detail, was a female sheep in all her glory. He could be seen mouthing something...
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May 27, 2017 00:25
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FutonForensic posted:if you go to a party in a house that has a smoking room and/or antechamber, you are totes getting moidered i would never treat my guests in such a way only thing gettin moidered gonna be ur brain cells  
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May 27, 2017 00:50
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Splatmaster posted:While everyone else is wondering who did it where and with what a lone man stands transfixed in front of a large, well-rendered painting on the wall before him. The painting, a seemingly Rebus-style puzzle, was a pair of large cutting knives. Below them, painted in perfect detail, was a ham side by side with what appeared to be a roast beef. Below it all, in stark immistakeble detail, was a female sheep in all her glory. He could be seen mouthing something... |
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May 27, 2017 04:41
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King of the Beach posted:u fkn play smash mouth and im gonna pull a gun on u in the foyer King of the Beach posted:i would never treat my guests in such a way ed: just realized i don't really have a clue who's hosting  maybe i can charm my way through this without any mishaps?? Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 12:27 on May 27, 2017 |
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May 27, 2017 12:23
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Girlfriend (English isn't her native language): "what are you reading?" Me: "oh.. just a message board where I make jokes on from time to time." Girlfriend: "can I read it?" Me: "sure. This thread is just people making jokes about being at a mysterious dinner party." ... Girlfriend: "so is the joke that everyone is referencing the game clue but no one is mentioning it by name?" Me: "what? No there's more than that." Girlfriend: "oh, what jokes am I missing?" Me: "...actually I guess that's the joke..." |
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May 28, 2017 11:50
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Hmm, a lie. Be careful around this guy pls u kno im just a red heron
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May 28, 2017 14:15
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BrownianMotion posted:Girlfriend: "so is the joke that everyone is referencing the game clue but no one is mentioning it by name?" |
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Lol u party, mysterious dinner |
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