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Podima
Nov 4, 2009

You've got the Shine
You've got the power

lomarf






:burger: Dude just wants some Five Guys Burger and Fries. :burger:

~~~

Five Guys Burger & Fries is a fairly simple closed-setup game of Mafia for 7 players.

General Rules/Important Notes:
  • Standard Mafia Rules are in effect for this game. Don't be a dick. Specific addendums follow:
    • Twilight posting after the hammer is acceptable, but the thread will be closed when the flip is posted.
    • Please play to your win condition!
    • No PM comparing shenanigans - format, capital letters, whatever.
    • Seriously, don't be a dick. I will nudge you via PM if I feel you're going beyond the pale.
  • In general, no replacements will be allowed beyond Day 1 - please don't sign up if you aren't going to put actual effort into this game. (I understand that Life Happens sometimes - in extreme cases please PM me and we'll take it from there.)
    • :siren:I politely request that unredeemable lurkers/no-content shitposters not sign up for this game, and reserve the right to turn you down if you do so!
  • Days will be ~48-60 hours (but will grow shorter as the game goes on) and Nights will be ~12-24 hours. Nights will be closed but I'll reopen the thread promptly.
  • Votes will be by majority, and no-lynches are possible.
  • The Anti-Lurking Rules v3.2 will be in effect for this game. That being said...
  • :siren: This is a very small game that will crash and burn if people aren't actually playing. Please do NOT sign up if you're not willing or able to actively participate.

Player List:
  1. BottleKnight
  2. bowmore
  3. Kashuno
  4. peramene
  5. Pinterest Mom
  6. PMush Perfect
  7. Poque

Podima fucked around with this message at 18:28 on May 28, 2017

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Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

Lol

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


When are you planning on starting the game?

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

You've got the Shine
You've got the power

lomarf


Poque posted:

When are you planning on starting the game?

I realize it's a holiday weekend, but I felt like throwing this sucker up. Probably tomorrow or Sunday, Day 1 ending Tuesday night so there's at least one non-holiday IRL night. Does that work?

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


Yeah let's do it.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


Tentatively? I'll PM you.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

You've got the Shine
You've got the power

lomarf


An important disclaimer because I genuinely forgot that it was even a thing: This game has nothing whatsoever to do with anything that is not fast food. Dude just wants some Five Guys Burger & Fries.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009



Five Guys is the Pepe of fast food chains

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

You've got the Shine
You've got the power

lomarf


Pinterest Mom posted:

Five Guys is the Pepe of fast food chains

Is this a signup?

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009



I'll let kashuno decide

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

look-
a post,


i sadly can not partake but i just want to say this game is Mafia Meme Committee approved

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

Pinterest Mom posted:

I'll let kashuno decide

of course IDIOT

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

You've got the Shine
You've got the power

lomarf


Three more for fast food. No rush, as previously stated D1 will end on Tuesday.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


Yes

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?


In.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008





Lipstick Apathy

yeah

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?


And that's seven.

Claiming miller.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008





Lipstick Apathy

PMush Perfect posted:

And that's seven.

Claiming miller.
you ain't got a role yet you bloody mushroom

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?


bowmore posted:

you ain't got a role yet you bloody mushroom
Pre-claiming miller.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

You've got the Shine
You've got the power

lomarf



Just double checking - you read the op? Ready to bring the A game?

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?


Speaking for myself, I'm shitposting, but I'm ready to shitpost with purpose. Effort shitposting.

I like small games because I can give 100% without feeling overloaded, and I'm legit gonna be a little Ecco-Gambit and salty if anyone drops the ball on this.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008





Lipstick Apathy

Podima posted:

Just double checking - you read the op? Ready to bring the A game?
i'll try to

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


PMush Perfect posted:

Speaking for myself, I'm shitposting, but I'm ready to shitpost with purpose. Effort shitposting.

I would like to vouch for the sassy mushroom. It is a medical condition, they simply cannot stop.

(Get ready to get fuckin rekt if we're on different teams)

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?


peramene posted:

I would like to vouch for the sassy mushroom. It is a medical condition, they simply cannot stop.

(Get ready to get fuckin rekt if we're on different teams)
Could you imagine us on the same scumteam, though? Mafia would never be the same.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

You've got the Shine
You've got the power

lomarf


Cool, game's full! Will work on PMs today, and probably open game up tonight or tomorrow.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


I might actually play in character this game and post from a Five Guys.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


I'm a wonderful individual with really good taste and opinions.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


AMA about having really, really ridiculously good taste

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


Five Guys is my favorite chain burger. Guy just wants one rn

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

BottleKnight posted:

I might actually play in character this game and post from a Five Guys.

same but I'll post as five guys

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


Five Guys is terrible, fight me

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


Kashuno posted:

same but I'll post as five guys

i'd say i believe in you but you could post enough for five people in your sleep

Poque posted:

Five Guys is terrible, fight me

okay, loving put em up

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


Pod please make my role the guaranteed diarrhea you get 45 minutes after eating at Five Guys

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


Ah yes, the Tac÷bel Offense.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


Good meat. Bad cheese. Bad toppings. Bad fries. C-.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008





Lipstick Apathy

McDonalds hamburger meat does actually give me the runs, my Dad also get's the runs from eating it

they are lying when they say 100% beef

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

You've got the Shine
You've got the power

lomarf


Wendy's is my preferred fast food place of choice, but if I was still out west it'd be In-N-Out all the way

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?


Podima posted:

Wendy's is my preferred fast food place of choice, but if I was still out west it'd be In-N-Out all the way
:respek:

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?


Realtalk, though, I am incredibly hype for this game. It feels like exactly the kind of thing I need to find my feet in Mafia again. I've felt for a long time like I've lost my footing? Like I've just been going through the motions of Good Play, rather than taking things in my own way and with my own style.

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bowmore
Oct 6, 2008





Lipstick Apathy

PMush Perfect posted:

Realtalk, though, I am incredibly hype for this game. It feels like exactly the kind of thing I need to find my feet in Mafia again. I've felt for a long time like I've lost my footing? Like I've just been going through the motions of Good Play, rather than taking things in my own way and with my own style.
lol

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