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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > extremely mundane viruses
 
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Putty

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Beware chillinternet.exe, the only virus that will actually cool your CPU from how laid back it is.

* # ? May 27, 2017 18:34
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Putty

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The true WannaCry Trojan is a force to be reckoned with. Your login screen is replaced with an ASPCA commercial and all your contacts are forwarded inspirational videos about stray dogs finding loving new homes.

* # ? May 27, 2017 18:37
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Putty

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Grandma posted:


RE:RE:thought youd get a kick out of this ;))


To my loving grandson,

Hello! This iss grandma! I hope you are h


Attachments: virus.gif


Much love,

Grandma

Putty fucked around with this message at 18:54 on May 27, 2017
* # ? May 27, 2017 18:42
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cda

by Hand Knit
Duxnet changes the settings on cooling ponds for Iranian nuclear reactors to make them perfect for ducks.

* # ? May 27, 2017 19:28
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
The Blaster virus changes your printer's IRQ port from 5 to 7 so your Soundblaster 8-bit card will actually work

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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* # ? May 27, 2017 19:37
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Plebian Parasite

 DeepSleep puts your computer into hibernate mode whenever you set it to sleep mode, which saves more energy but does take longer to get your computer to start up from

* # ? May 27, 2017 19:40
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
The monkey virus gets rid of any and all traces of that stupid idiot Bonzi Buddy and sends a complimentary copy of itself automatically to everyone on your contacts list and gets rid of Bonzi Buddy from their computers, too.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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* # ? May 27, 2017 19:50
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cda

by Hand Knit
Makes your computer part of a botnet that leaves encouraging messages on people's personal blogs so they don't think they're alone.

* # ? May 27, 2017 20:04
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Putty

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Oops! Your files have been encrypted to the .HACKED format! Do not attempt to contact any people who know how to remove viruses because they cannot help you. Do not attempt to remove our software from your computer via Add/Remove Programs or the uninstall EXE in the installation folder! Do NOT attempt to change the .HACKED extension to whatever the file originally was, THIS WILL NOT WORK!!!

* # ? May 27, 2017 20:12
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A Great Big Bee!

 replaces all contractions typed with the longer version

* # ? May 27, 2017 20:13
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precision

by VideoGames
steals your credit card information and mother's maiden name and automatically sends her flowers on her birthday

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* # ? May 27, 2017 21:13
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

precision posted:

steals your credit card information and mother's maiden name and automatically sends her flowers on her birthday

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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* # ? May 27, 2017 22:38
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google THIS

 Freezes your computer for exactly one millisecond every ten seconds. Enjoy being 0.01% less productive, suckers!

* # ? May 28, 2017 01:27
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Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat
virus that turns on StickyKeys

* # ? May 29, 2017 03:06
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cda

by Hand Knit

Sham bam bamina! posted:

virus that turns on StickyKeys

thats not mundane at all. thats hell

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* # ? May 29, 2017 03:46
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Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
a phishing bot that steals your checking account info and sets you up with a somewhat more responsible IRA

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

* # ? May 29, 2017 04:38
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bird.

 a virus that forces you to type [url]http://[/url] in order to go to a website

* # ? May 29, 2017 05:17
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bird.

 a virus that won't let you type [url]http://[/url] without putting [url][/url] tags around it

* # ? May 29, 2017 05:19
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bird.

 Ugh does anyone know any good anti-virus software?

* # ? May 29, 2017 05:20
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Slumpy
 a virus that gives you push notifications of how im doing. i will periodically call to see how im doing cuz i dont know what i do is right sometimes

slumpy
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