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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > How do you sleep with yourself at night?
 
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by Hand Knit

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Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat
very carefully

* # ? May 29, 2017 02:45
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Robot Made of Meat

 Grudgingly. And yes, I do hog the blankets.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
* # ? May 29, 2017 03:52
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Plebian Parasite

 I imagine you'll need some sort of cloning machine.

* # ? May 29, 2017 03:54
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byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
i turn on my synthesizer and have it play some weird soothing music til i forget that im all alone

* # ? May 29, 2017 04:04
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Kthulhu5000

by R. Guyovich
in a bed full of rear end on a mattress full of cash. resisting temptation, like a good Christian.

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* # ? May 29, 2017 05:09
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bird.

 a custom body pillow that's covered in hundreds of tiny mirrors

* # ? May 29, 2017 05:12
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N. Senada

My kidneys are busted
As soon as I lay my head down on my soft pillow my heart begins pounding with anxiety as I remember every horrible and embarassing thing I've done because. My breathing gets shallow and I take in less oxygen until I ultimately pass out in a heap of frayed nerves.

THen i wak up

:ghost: Happy halloween :ghost:
* # ? May 29, 2017 14:57
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google THIS

 You kiss yourself with that mouth?

* # ? May 29, 2017 17:55
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Impkins Patootie





 i never go num-nums w/o my binky
* # ? May 29, 2017 18:34
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Scroon

 I don't; I have someone else for that task

* # ? May 29, 2017 23:29
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Impkins Patootie

Scroon posted:

I don't; I have someone else for that task

oooOO feel free to insert me into ur bedroom like a floppy disc and ill reboot ur lovelife Taskmaster :wink:

* # ? May 30, 2017 00:24
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Pizzatime

 sweaty, mostly

* # ? May 30, 2017 12:07
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LP0 ON FIRE

beep boop
trying to get comfortable for 30 minutes and itchy whenever I thought about the possibility of being itchy

* # ? May 30, 2017 13:00
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
I sleep like I'm practicing for the afterlife. I toss and turn so much I may as well be rolling over in my grave

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
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* # ? May 30, 2017 13:33
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Scroon

Splatmaster posted:

I sleep like I'm practicing for the afterlife. I toss and turn so much I may as well be rolling over in my grave
If your grave is wherever your corpse ends up, are rotisserie chickens constantly rolling over in their grave?

* # ? May 30, 2017 14:00
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Manifisto


 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z4p9qLU6VE

* # ? May 30, 2017 15:32
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BoldFrankensteinMir

Scroon posted:

If your grave is wherever your corpse ends up, are rotisserie chickens constantly rolling over in their grave?

Yes. The improper actions of younger chickens these days offend their memories, powering the rotisserie. Old restaurant secret.

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