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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
:orb:

https://twitter.com/fox5atlanta/status/868988998173241344

https://twitter.com/robbinsimmons7/status/868991562168115200

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Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
Laser tag.

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous
THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN
SATAN'S WORK IS DONE

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Haier posted:

Laser tag.

I need it to be laser tag

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

bagual posted:

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN
SATAN'S WORK IS DONE

SYIX, SYIX SYIX.

Agoat
Dec 4, 2012

I AM BAD AT GAMES
Lipstick Apathy
Obama has returned with his lightsaber because he's a sith lord

Apparently it's in the kitchen/dining area so obv Obama is back for his triscuits

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Trump's palantir is showing him visions of The Great Eye.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Trump got his tiny hands stuck in the White House vending machine.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Lmao Alex Jones would be having a field day between this and the orb if Obama was still in office

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
It has begun

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
it's probably some dumb bullshit alarm clock Trump got from Sharper Image

he forgot to turn it off before he left

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
What an odd method of activating sleeper agents.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
- --- .-. - ..- .-. .

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
No, I got it

it's a "Doomsday Device" Trump found in a Skymall catalog, he bought it when he heard the election results

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
spirit cooking, duh

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
'You cannot pass,' he said. The cabinet stood still, and a dead silence fell. 'I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, bill of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass.'

And upon the paper, he wrote one word.

Veto.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
This truly is the greatest presidency like the MAGA's promised, just not the kind they were expecting :discourse:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

plain blue jacket posted:

This truly is the greatest presidency like the MAGA's promised, just not the kind they were expecting :discourse:

Lowtax should run, with Make America Goons Again

it would be the first time I voted since 2000

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
The nuke button is really bright.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
What on earth, how is everything with this presidency so odd all the time?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
This reminds me: DId they ever find those WH light switches?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

drat, even the wallpaper is right

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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they installed a warning that flashes whenever Trump makes a bad decision

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Zorodius posted:

they installed a warning that flashes whenever Trump makes a bad decision

they were a little late

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I'm using the :honk: smilie. Protocols escalated to Defcom 69

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
It's... The ORB!

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

Zorodius posted:

they installed a warning that flashes whenever Trump makes a bad decision

The human eye would see this as a constant red light though.

voodoo dog
Jun 6, 2001

Gun Saliva

Streak posted:

It's... The ORB!
:orb:

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

i can't believe someone bought this.

a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005

It's happening again.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Watch Trump start a geometry war

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Y'AI'NG'NGAH
YOG-SOTHOTH
H'EE-L'GEB
F'AI THRODOG
UAAAH

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

What on earth, how is everything with this presidency so odd all the time?

We all died some time ago and are in some horrible limbo

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Trump is having a rave

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Egbert Souse posted:

Trump is having a rave

Trump would never go to a party where he wasn't at least a partial focus

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Aesop Poprock posted:

Trump would never go to a party where he wasn't at least a partial focus

My glowsticks are huge. Tremendous!

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Trump's heat lamps are on the fritz

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
Why is the mainstream media not talking about this?

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

maskenfreiheit posted:

Why is the mainstream media not talking about this?

Because it's a conspiracy to signal alien operatives in the us and Canada to begin "the operation" but only you and a handful of small news organizations were smart enough to notice and care enough to talk about this surely massively important event of "lights turning on inside a building".

Congrats and thank you

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