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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

BOOOOOO ITS A BUILT IN ANGLE. FOR ANGLE.

Also when does Elias stop wrestling and just start doing all the other wrestlers entrance music.

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TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Drifter is that rear end in a top hat who brings an acoustic guitar to a party and only knows 2 chords and smokes everyone's weed without passing.

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
Drifter is very good

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

lol that guy just chilling during the concert

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
for some reason i think this is the storyline of steph's return from her mania bump

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
gently caress this poo poo

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
....so is Samson gonna dickshot the Miz on Sunday?

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

Drifter is that rear end in a top hat who brings an acoustic guitar to a party and only knows 2 chords and smkes everyone's weed without passing.

And he's gonna squash jobbers for a while apparently.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
thinkin i should play even more persona 5

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
They had to get Corey away from the announce desk so he wouldn't shout obscenities at the Drifter while beating him with a chair.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Wait Elias can no sell stuff??? He's like half the size of Braun.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

MotU posted:

thinkin i should play even more persona 5

Don't think, feel.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

shouldnt 'the drifter' just kinda float around jumping people and interfering in matches instead of having jobber squashes?


i mean i guess they're calling him by his name and not 'the drifter' so... :confused:

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Delsaber posted:

Don't think, feel.

chies poo poo bro

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
everyone should play Everything (the name of the game is "Everything")

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I missed he follow up with the graves thing what was it

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
Kind of a boring squash match

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

LET'S GO JOBBER!

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Bill Goldberg posted:

everyone should play Everything (the name of the game is "Everything")

gift it to me and i shall play

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

That DICK! posted:

I missed he follow up with the graves thing what was it

Kurt Angle is being cyber bullied.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
What the gently caress was the deal with Corey there seriously

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Everything about Elias Samson is awful.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

it's a shot at mauro

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

let's all start vicious rumors about angle and blur the lines of reality~

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

That wasn't the worst match ever

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

Everything about Elias Samson is awful.

i think His Look is pretty decent

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
Mick Foley vs. Kurt Angle for the Raw GM job

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Aphrodite posted:

Kurt Angle is being cyber bullied.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Hey Elias Sampson has a modified neckbreaker as a finisher.

How about that.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

VJeff posted:

Hey Elias Sampson has a modified neckbreaker as a finisher.

How about that.

Ah, you mean the OVW Callup Special

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

dromal phrenia posted:

i think His Look is pretty decent

I was away for a moment when he came out, when I got back to my computer at first I thought it was Seth, then Braun, then Brian Kendrick, then I heard them say Sampson.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

VJeff posted:

Hey Elias Sampson has a modified neckbreaker as a finisher.

How about that.

It was either that, an STO, or an Overdrive for his generic newbie finisher.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

VJeff posted:

Hey Elias Sampson has a modified neckbreaker as a finisher.

How about that.

it doesn't really fit with his gimmick of being surprisingly mean and violent

i remember him giving dean a good looking knee, but thats one of Seth Rollins 9,001 moves and also nakamura is the knee guy

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Samson's music sounds like it might be on the Rebel Galaxy soundtrack somewhere, along with one of AJ's old TNA themes, oddly enough.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Aphrodite posted:

Kurt Angle is being cyber bullied.

Someone is threatening to show Vince clips of his time in TNA.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Money in the Bank theme should still be Ted DiBiase's theme and also he should always be the host of it forever.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Samoa Joe loving sucks.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Joe's been checking out Finn's elemental analysis, with the L1 button, keeping an eye out for those nasty Mudo skills, because he's an experienced player and he knows what's up.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
oh my god gently caress this

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

Everything about Elias Samson is awful.

He's an ultra buff Will Forte. And Will Forte is awesome.

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