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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Please uncover the giant alien gun.

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Telsa Cola posted:

Hostile Take over is clearly the best choice.

Or something about the free market or shareholders.

MSS Invisible Hand

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Do we have an Aurora thread?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I've got a good feeling about this new ship.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Jack2142 posted:

I am deeply concerned over the implications of killing the colonists so I am abstaining.

Whatever Space McCain.

Abort and send the ship to Earth or somewhere inconvenient? :v:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

1. Viva la revolución!
2. Topple the Corporates!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

They're probably underway to reclaim property from a rogue corporation.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Saros posted:

Finally and more confusingly the Terrans have brought up renegotiating the treaties that govern free passage through space and the extent of allowable territorial claims from an occupied body. There were suggestions that paradigm shifting new developments were incoming and the Ambassadors office had a new, rather provocative image across one wall of spacesuited figures flying a Terran flag on a clearly alien world under a red sun. Obviously there is an intended message here but the exact meaning is still somewhat opaque. [/i]

FAKE NEWS

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

It's fine, I'm sure it's all fine.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Dont Forget to Breathe lives up to its name.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Welp we're hosed

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Missiles self destruct when they lose their target and have no sensors.

How do they know they've lost their target with no sensors? :thunk:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Unconditional surrender :thermidor:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Sic Semper Terrans

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Looks nice. Any space monsters lurking about though?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Could be anything! a ring of debris, a planet girdling orbital ring construct!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Artists rendering of Planet 5

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

"Do you want the good news or the bad news first?"
"Good please."
"We've found the jump points in the new system!"
"That's great. What's the bad news?"
"They're around the outer stars."

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

What's the armor value on Cthulhu?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Space google: How to kill space gods?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

"We delved too greedily and too deep."

Has the IC said anything about Pluto?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Clearly we've got to dissect the crew to see what went wrong

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

offer half the crew's blood as sacrifice

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Yes, offer to exchange our prize martian liquors!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Gosh.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

It got way ridiculously complicated towards the end, so I'm not surprised really. :|

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

That's what regular putin would do. Thinking this way would be a mistake.







You have to think about what Cyborg Space Putin would do

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Ask Facility: Should we nuke ourselves too?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

How about passing through, we just stick someone halfway in?

Preferably on a hook with a tether?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

by consensus of marsnet it's called Scrappy McScrapface

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

See if Earth is interested in sharing data on space madness.

also if jumps work with corpses :yohoho:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Crazycryodude posted:

The shape of the object is interesting, it's not symmetrical on any axis and honestly looks like some kind of orbital platform to me (except for being 1000km long, of course).

Not symmetrical on any of the axises that we can see.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Sure whats the worst that could happen

Synthbuttrange fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Oct 17, 2017

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I'm sure the Facility, SINCE IT KNOWS ABOUT JUMP SICKNESS will take all the appropriate countermeasures.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Has anyone tested gated jumps yet?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Its a nice idea utterly untested.

What if having a jump gate just lets the madness OUT and people not jumping are affected? HMM?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

You want time skip, you got it.

FIVE BILLION YEARS LATER...

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Look at this philistine, hasnt even seen the classics

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