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is a lot like taking a poo poo while holding someone's hands as they tell u about themselves if u think about it
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i wrote a memoir on the toilet my medium was poops
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i imagine it's somewhat like posting a tweet on the toilet covfefe
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May 31, 2017 08:53
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i do that all the time op
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mister magpie posted:i imagine it's somewhat like posting a tweet on the toilet covfefe https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 31, 2017 12:58
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if i wrote a memoir id put a section in the foreword specifically asking people not to read my memoir on the toilet. i would prefer not to be associated with the toilet |
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May 31, 2017 15:07
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Darkman Fanpage posted:if i wrote a memoir id put a section in the foreword specifically asking people not to read my memoir on the toilet. i would prefer not to be associated with the toilet but...your posts...
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May 31, 2017 15:46
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not too many toilet-centric memoirs out there, whose are we talking about here? |
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May 31, 2017 16:03
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Darkman Fanpage posted:if i wrote a memoir id put a section in the foreword specifically asking people not to read my memoir on the toilet. i would prefer not to be associated with the toilet good plan. just to be safe i/m going to name my autobiography "please don't read this on the toilet" ---------------- |
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May 31, 2017 16:15
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please buy my new memoir "if you read this book on the toilet you're going against my expressed wishes. i can't stop you but think about what kind of person that makes you."
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Sham bam bamina! posted:not too many toilet-centric memoirs out there, whose are we talking about here? elvis
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May 31, 2017 16:17
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A good name for a memoir to read on the toilet would be "Life is a poo poo Sandwich (and every day is a bite)" by Maykin Ploppies
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May 31, 2017 16:19
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peeping a renoir on the toilet so soothing
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May 31, 2017 16:43
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my toilet is actually decoupaged with the pages from shvps's memoir, Mine Cumpf.
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May 31, 2017 16:44
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Splatmaster posted:A good name for a memoir to read on the toilet would be "Life is a poo poo Sandwich (and every day is a bite)" by Maykin Ploppies |
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May 31, 2017 17:21
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hold it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB0NM6reiRE now poo poo it
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May 31, 2017 17:38
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cda posted:please buy my new memoir "if you read this book on the toilet you're going against my expressed wishes. i can't stop you but think about what kind of person that makes you." ---------------- |
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May 31, 2017 18:07
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*kramer from seinfeld voice* it''s a book about toilets you can read on the toilet
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May 31, 2017 18:08
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holding your hands while you take a poo poo: a memoir people often ask me how i came to be holding your hands right now, while you take a poo poo. "it's easy," i tell them. "just live." i've found that even when you're on the straight and narrow, life will take you on so many twists and turns you feel like you're travelling down the intestinal tract yourself. so it's hard to tell where you'll end up. hell, if you'd told the me of five years ago - a pent-up, white-knuckle navy seal in the midst of his third tour of duty - that today i'd be holding your hands while you took a poo poo, i would have called you crazy and punched your lights out. but if there's two things i've learned along the way on this crazy, crazy ride, it's first: how to tie a fuckload of knots; and second: that life is like a box of chocolates - hard to hold on to while you're holding somebody's hands as they shoot human waste product through a fleshvalve. |
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i just made the MLK I Have a Dream speech of toilets - now i feel as though ive been borne again free mahi mahi
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May 31, 2017 19:24
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I'm going to do the opposite. Ill write mine to be read ONLY on the toilet. The next question is do I go for a relaxing upbeat story or a rushed stressful tale of my life, which would better aid the reader with their task? |
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May 31, 2017 19:48
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Eugene V. Dabs posted:my toilet is actually decoupaged with the pages from shvps's memoir, Mine Cumpf. i'm here less than a day and i'm gettin doxxed  free Trapt CD posted:holding your hands while you take a poo poo: a memoir
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building an armoire on the toilet |
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Oh me? I'm just enjoying a pinot noir on the toilet. It's a medium-bodied affair, vaguely reminiscent of the summers I spent on the Rhine as a child picking wild roses and supping on delicate dishes of lamb and currant. Evoking primal, visceral reactions in me, I have to admit that I was taken by surprise, having no idea that something so small and insignificant could elicit such a magnificent response. All at once the innocence of my youth and the worldly experience of my age have chosen to dance with each other, a passionate embrace in which both become stronger than the individual sum of their parts. I'm overwhelmed by the complexity of the bouquet. The wine isn't bad, either.
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