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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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joat mon posted:

The McCainConcernClock will be the new Doomsday clock

And the McCainDidSomethingAboutItClock will remain at 23 hours, 59 minutes 'til midnight, eternally.

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Jul 11, 2004

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Someone could learn something from this Mattis feller

https://twitter.com/DSORennie/status/871191445486669825

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Jul 11, 2004

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Bernard McFacknutah posted:

He might have to watch the BBC then, seeing as out security services are probably going to keep quiet as your head of state has a big loving mouth.

And now he's even more convinced we need a travel ban. Keep UK folk out of are country!

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Police mad

https://twitter.com/EL4JC/status/871334312221736960

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Jul 11, 2004

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In "there is always a DJT tweet for everything" news

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/509316677033807872

Technically, no one was beheaded
:smugdon:

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Jul 11, 2004

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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Wait, are we not friends with Qatar anymore?

Don't we have an air force base there? I distinctly remember taking a few four day passes there during OIF.

Al Udeid Airbase is a pretty big deal.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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In a surprise to no one, Glenn Greenwald moving to downplay The Intercept's reporting today.

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Jul 11, 2004

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This is me applying my :tinfoil: directly to the forehead for just a moment, but convincing someone to send documents directly to a paper known for downplaying Russian hacking while exposing the document to foreign states would be a pretty good move.

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Jul 11, 2004

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The president weighs in on Twitter, Qatar this morning


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/872059997429022722
https://twitter.com/ACLU/status/872066120299229186

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/872062159789985792

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Reality Winner was a USAF linguist for 6 years or so before becoming a contractor with the NSA. Veterans strike again!

http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/06/politics/reality-winner-who-is-accused-leaker/index.html

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Jul 11, 2004

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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

That name is never not going to feel like a pseudonym.

When convicted, I wonder which journalist will be first to post their "Realy Winner in reality is loser" headline or something to that effect

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Jul 11, 2004

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Sucks to be on AUAB right now, I bet.

Of course, most would say AUAB always sucks.

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Jul 11, 2004

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Yup.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/872084870620520448
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/872086906804240384

Lotta awkward turtle service members in Qatar right now.

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Jul 11, 2004

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facialimpediment posted:

Was looking for confirmation on this and got it.

Donnie is planning to livetweet the Comey hearing.

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/872124931248717825


Robert Costa is really tied into the administration, so his poo poo is good.

Costa, you're just tipping off his legal counsel.

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Jul 11, 2004

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redneck nazgul posted:

I don't have the article handy, but apparently there's over 100 imams in Britain who are refusing to bury the recent attackers in London.

Must've been weird to be the chaplain who was told "do your loving job" regarding OBL unless the story about his burial (at sea) services were Fake Press Release.

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Jul 11, 2004

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joat mon posted:

It's actually the USMA alumni association that gives the award, so only the cool-aid-iest of the cool-aid drinkers.

Fuuuuuuuuuck I can't even imagine

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Jul 11, 2004

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I have about zero actual opinion of Corbyn, but the combination of paid FP article labeling Corbyn as dangerous, posts saying he's radically left, and that someone got super pissed (I assumed) and got you a Hillary neo-liberal death cult avatar is a pretty awesome mirepoix of posting history.

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Jul 11, 2004

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The Iron Rose posted:

Not bothering to quote in all the links, but every single claim is sourced in the article.

Ah, yeah, that's some rather daffy stuff!

edit for internet: There was no sarcasm in that sentence.

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Jul 11, 2004

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Casimir Radon posted:

I've yet to see coal rolling in the wild. If I did I'd probably call the cops on them. With any hope they don't acknowledge that what they're doing is stupid and try to escalate things with the cops.

I've seen it so many times. But, well, that's Texas and Oklahoma for you. I was very pleased, years ago, when Truck Nuts were banned on post and thus offender trucks got castrated by the duty NCOs.

Unrelated:

https://twitter.com/wsvn/status/872885287592108032

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Jul 11, 2004

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Hey, maybe ISIS good and part of Trump strategy?
-Republican Congressman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vD1pJR98dA

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Jul 11, 2004

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Terrible Robot posted:

I take solace in knowing that they are causing damage to their engines, and will have to kick out thousands upon thousands of dollars to fix their adorable penis extensions when they inevitably break. Diesel poo poo ain't cheap.

Same with the dummies who decided to run their cars off used restaurant grease.

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Jul 11, 2004

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That sucks, but the man lived to a ripe old age and was having a helluva a lot of fun last I checked a couple years back.

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Jul 11, 2004

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MAGA rallies are a good way to see the worst possible tactical gear and clothing decisions.

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Jul 11, 2004

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Pesticide20 posted:

I think I finally understand cultural appropriation

I don't really know why, but this made me crack the gently caress up, so thanks for that.

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Jul 11, 2004

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TBeats posted:

Who is that lady planning on shooting with a scope like that on a loving AR lol

The antifa who are very far away, duh.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Go on.... 🤔

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Bombers meeting the neighbors.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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He will never let it go

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/874608587473080320

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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US ambassador to Qatar has resigned.

https://twitter.com/johnjharwood/status/874618515717844992

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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KildarX posted:

He has 13% approval by Democrats. I want these people interviewed.

Is Zell Miller still alive?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Smiling Jack posted:

High rise fires are usually quickly put out due to proper construction and sprinklers.

This is a shockingly bad fire.

Edit: like catastrophically, people going to jail bad

This fire is spreading faster than a couple of high rises that got hit by loving jetliners.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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tankfish posted:

What the gently caress I thought it was a slam dunk? Is it a jury of the last Cosby fans?

Due to statute of limitations and such, only one woman is able to bring charges and only one other woman could provide testimony. So it's actually a lot harder for prosecutors than the public media perception would make out.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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joat mon posted:

This is an awesome malapropism.

I've been beaten to it.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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This refrain is a valid Blue Line defense that works in court:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpZ48Bl_hJU&t=64s

edit: gently caress, the whole song works

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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my kinda ape posted:

A cop may only be convicted of murder if the murder takes place on video and in the presence of no less than five (5) registered notaries.

Said notary:

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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I think you mean he was in his seat and it was TERRIFYING!

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Jul 11, 2004

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Deathy McDeath posted:

loving Fox & Friends was giving the biggest bullshit spin on this incident this morning. Don't have a link, but it was essentially, "Building owners prioritized green energy over building safety."

Noted piece of poo poo Megan McArdle (just look at a history of her articles if you don't already know who she is) made the case of externality making this fire kind of OK. As in, well, if buildings were safer and more expensive more people would live farther away and pay more in travel costs and maybe die on the road, gee think about it.

https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2017-06-16/beware-of-blaming-government-for-london-tower-fire

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Jul 11, 2004

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Blind Rasputin posted:

Looking at the pictures of the two ships, I mean they must've collided at a low speed right? That container ship is massive if it was going fast I'd imagine it would've destroyed the Fitzgerald.

the container ship was going 18.5 knots.

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Jul 11, 2004

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Rapid Emergency Tether Arrest Reconfigurable Decelerator

Later upgrade models?

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TBeats posted:

Think about it. How many jobs did Netflix and Amazon Prime and Redbox eliminate??

How many??????

And when I open up Netflix and make my selection, it doesn't even tell me how it was really good, but the international version is better.

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