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Covfefe is dead, killed by Ted Cruz and Hillary Clinton. https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/869979030367424513 https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/870090657985171456 I still laughed though. facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Jun 1, 2017 |
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I think this meets my basic "aaaaaaahahahahah" standard of morons being dumb. https://twitter.com/GoAngelo/status/870103707807100928 And there are a hell of a lot of ethics waivers for the big names in the White House. https://twitter.com/eilperin/status/870106785205694464
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Jun 1, 2017 03:40
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Loden Taylor posted:No one knew fire was going to be this complicated. I laughed loving hard.  So, have some of Best Senator. Turns out he sent the FBI a letter about the Racist Perjury Elf's possible third Russian meeting. https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/870108723775234048 I need to buy his book.
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Jun 1, 2017 04:13
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Chuck Tingle made it in the New York Times for the second time. Half of Weird Twitter made it as well. Chuck is very happy. https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/870118470372868099 And here's a legitimately cool, feel-good story. New Yorkers Stage Makeshift Graduation Ceremony for Student Stuck on Delayed Subway Subway systems are having a lot of trouble in the DC and NYC areas lately.
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Jun 1, 2017 04:36
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Now that I think of it, this kind of explains why Chuck Tingle was so quiet on twitter today. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B071J9XNVD/
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Comey testimony date set, Thursday, 1000. https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/870311126701158400
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RIP Paris. https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/870345452344025088 We officially can't leave until there's a four year process completed. So lol, this is gonna be a campaign issue in 2020 (if we're still alive). https://twitter.com/BLeeDrake/status/870345556266176512 Recap: http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/here-s-what-happens-if-trump-leaves-paris-climate-agreement-n766761 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Jun 1, 2017 |
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Jun 1, 2017 19:28
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where in the crap did these numbers come from https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/870349948939907072
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Jun 1, 2017 19:47
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Found the bullshit source. https://twitter.com/AlexNBCNews/status/870353422054293504 Watch for members of Congress repeating the bullshit talking points.
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Jun 1, 2017 20:05
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Man, Donnie's tax bill is going great in Congress. https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/870367919636705280 Because there literally isn't one. https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/870368308520001536
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Jun 1, 2017 20:55
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Donnie's best line is that he was elected to represent Pittsburgh, not Paris. There's a problem with that. https://twitter.com/DanEggenWPost/status/870368674657554432 I wonder what the mayor of Pittsburgh will say.
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Jun 1, 2017 20:59
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Oh hey here's the Pittsburgh mayor! https://twitter.com/billpeduto/status/870368663693660162 Mayor vs. Spicey https://twitter.com/billpeduto/status/870370288344674304 Mayor knows how to count votes: https://twitter.com/billpeduto/status/870369217031397377 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Jun 1, 2017 |
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Jun 1, 2017 21:08
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Alright, what the gently caress was that thing in the Philippines? Donnie said it was a terrorist attack, but the police chief just told AP that there were no signs of terrorism and no gunshot wounds. https://twitter.com/markberman/status/870375412026806274
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Jun 1, 2017 21:28
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Update on the Manilla thing: it was a solo thief trying to rob people  https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/870380530549886976
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Jun 1, 2017 21:46
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Fucker's got moxie, I like him. Skip to 3:00. https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/870399535884902402
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Waroduce posted:Wonder if walmart will cover insurance if you're in an accident while delivering packages "on your way home" lol two words: independent contractor
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Alright, in possibly the third/fourth revision to this Manila resort story in the Philippines, there's now a sizable body count. http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/01/asia/...linkId=38272474 So a dude, possibly a pissed-off gambler, brings in a "machine gun and pistol" (lol news reports) into a casino resort and starts setting tables and poo poo on fire and stole like $2.3m worth of poker chips. He doesn't appear to fire at anybody, but all hell breaks loose as people run and jump out of windows. So the SWAT team comes in and the guy runs. He's then found in a fifth-floor room dead from apparently setting himself on fire, next to his "machine gun and pistol". Now they're just reporting that they've found 34 bodies in the resort, likely dead from suffocation. Something doesn't add up here, unless the 34 people just so happened to be Duterte's "drug addicts". Then toss in that Donnie announced it was a terrorist attack (after a H.R. McMaster briefing before the Paris speech), before bodies were found, and now there is a pile of bodies and they don't think it's terrorism-related. "The president had been briefed that media reports indicated ISIS had taken credit." 
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Barry semisorta knew The Most Interesting Man In The World and I've never seen the pictures before. This article is written by the actor and is worth your time. https://twitter.com/politico/status/870574483979022336 http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/06/02/most-interesting-man-world-friends-barack-obama-215215 quote:Just as in Vermont, he seemed genuinely interested in me. He talked about the campaign and how much he really liked it. And I felt so comfortable with him that I called him Barack. Somehow calling him Mr. President didn’t seem right. Later, we smoked a cigar with some of the other guys.
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The Trump Administration is so toxic that the only family members willing to take part are his own. https://twitter.com/CoganSchneier/status/870711867441688576 Also, if you're concerned about Donnie playing the executive privilege game with Comey, it's unlikely. By yammering about it on twitter, he basically waived the executive privilege claim. Best he can do is delay it a few days/weeks if he throws up a poo poo legal argument that gets immediately tossed out. Then, Comey gets two days of coverage instead of just one, plus Donnie looks guilty as hell. https://twitter.com/tribelaw/status/870663158628745220
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Mr. Nice! posted:I hate to just post a tweet without a story but I came here to post that exact tweet, but I need a snotty name for Manafort, like I have for the Racist Perjury Elf. Also, it looks like Mueller is out for blood and if there's shady poo poo, he'll find it.
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Nunes is dumb as hell. https://twitter.com/lrozen/status/870773352021073920 He keeps trying to deflect the Russia poo poo with "unmasking" bullshit and he was one of the ones requesting the unmasking himself. And next week is going to be a news tornado. Deputy AG Rosenstein will be testifying to Congress on Wednesday about FISA poo poo. I'm sure he will get some Comey questions. http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/rosenstein-to-testify-next-week/ar-BBBQ4DB?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp
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Jun 3, 2017 00:34
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Goddamn, depressing as hell. A cycle of suck. So, here's a pallette cleanser. https://twitter.com/vicenews/status/871010358051323905
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Developing incident on London Bridge, another vehicle run-down potential-attack. https://twitter.com/WillHeaven/status/871113905686413312 https://twitter.com/WillHeaven/status/871114525113712642 https://twitter.com/WillHeaven/status/871115739775860736 It's still in the "nobody knows what happened" phase with armed police on-site. That source is the editor of a paper in Britain.
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MazelTovCocktail posted:From the BBC Nobody really knows quite what's going on, as police are entering bars and telling people to get down, but Donnie is currently: 1) Retweeting the Drudge Report story about it, using numbers way more inflated than anything else I've seen. 2) Saying "this is why we need my Travel Ban". Whoa: https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/871144729760722944 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Jun 4, 2017 |
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I'm actually legitimately pissed off and that's kind of a rarity for me. https://twitter.com/pdanahar/status/871360712202956800 https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/871355131530530817 https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/871351090368966656 https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/871376066916626432 Donnie fired off those tweets, his social media director yelled at London's mayor, and Donnie is now on the way to his golf club for "meetings" in a polo shirt and a red hat. facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Jun 4, 2017 |
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Pallette cleanser. https://twitter.com/brianklaas/status/871318611008393216 Edit: a second https://twitter.com/damonwake/status/871316467530305536 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Jun 4, 2017 |
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I don't really know how to process all this stuff, consequences/truth are real weird. Basically, the Arab world is cutting ties to Qatar. The first was Saudi Arabia, followed by Bahrain, now that's followed up with UAE and Egypt. The reason is that Qatar is sponsoring terrorism (mandatory lol Saudi), but weird poo poo is going down. Some poo poo about Qatar supporting Shiite (Iran) terrorism or something, https://twitter.com/DukeStJournal/status/871562296774070273 https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/871562914842509312 https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-06-05/saudi-led-alliance-cuts-qatar-ties-as-gulf-crisis-escalates quote:Saudi Arabia, Bahrain and Egypt cut diplomatic ties with Qatar, escalating a crisis that started over Qatar’s relationship with Iran and its support of the Muslim Brotherhood. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/monkey-cage/wp/2017/06/01/whats-going-on-with-qatar/?utm_term=.94e6eb7ddf8b From a few days ago posted:A report published on the Qatar News Agency (QNA) website later that day alleged that the emir stated that Qatar had a tense relationship with President Trump’s administration, described Hamas as “the legitimate representative of the Palestinian people,” and called Iran “a big power in the stabilization of the region.” Qatar TV later reported the emir’s alleged speech on its evening news program before the government communications office claimed — belatedly, on May 24 — that the QNA website had been hacked and false statements posted on it.
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Comedy analysis: lol Donnie's vast middle east coalition leading to middle east peace lasted a whole two weeks Actual analysis: This is Donnie's first external crisis. We're friends with Qatar, we have military poo poo there, and who knows what the hell will happen with oil/natural gas prices.
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Donnie woke up, started watching morning joe, then fired off three tweets that will absolutely come up in court. Hell of a start to his promised Infrastructure Week. Kellyanne even showed up. https://twitter.com/TODAYshow/status/871687143793491968 For consequental content though, we now know why Donnie never confirmed Article V of NATO in his speech. It was in his speech, then Donnie, Bannon, and Miller removed it at the last minute without telling anyone. That's why McMaster has been lying about the speech so much lately. https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/871690557965426688
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Holy crap AP. https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/871704159594188800
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Judging by the administration's media strategy today, Dubke (the former communications director) was one of the people keeping the morons off television. I think as a consequence of that, Donnie would be more heavily managed so he wouldn't have time to watch TV and tweet dumb poo poo constantly. https://twitter.com/DanEggenWPost/status/871725977168216064 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 15:00 on Jun 5, 2017 |
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George Conway, Kellyanne Conway's husband, was up for Justice Department Civil Division head in the administration. He pulled out a while back. He's now actively making GBS threads on Donnie. https://twitter.com/gtconway3d/status/871746245630590980 In case it gets deleted: These tweets may make some ppl feel better, but they certainly won't help OSG get 5 votes in SCOTUS, which is what actually matters. Sad. https://t.co/zVhcyfm8Hr Wapo confirmed that it was him: https://twitter.com/mattzap/status/871753693699375104 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Jun 5, 2017 |
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Turns out, you actually CAN be too racist for Breitbart. https://twitter.com/Hadas_Gold/status/871760137723269120 quote:McHugh had ignited controversy on Saturday night when she wrote on Twitter that "there would be no deadly terror attacks in the U.K. if Muslims didn't live there." Nigel Farage is floating internment camps now too. Fun stuff!
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MA-Horus posted:WHAT Don't worry, it's toast. https://twitter.com/mikedebonis/status/871765751413321729 They're trying to float privatization as sort of like the Canadian system. The airline industry is lukewarmly in favor of air traffic controllers going to a nonprofit corporation, except for Delta, and Delta left the trade lobbying association over a dispute about it. It's going nowhere in a hurry, it's just that there's a bill in the hopper in Congress, so Donnie is holding a fake signing ceremony.
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Huckabee-Sanders threw up a bunch of poo poo at the briefing, but she confirmed that the administration won't use executive privilege for Comey. Comey testimony, 1000 Thursday  https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/871792755017732096 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Jun 5, 2017 |
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tastefully arranged labia posted:I'm probating you if you use military time again Noted! Content: first big Paris poll out, 59% opposed to withdrawal, 28% support. https://twitter.com/EmGusk/status/871806130628046848 The big thing is that climate change issues don't rise to the level becoming a one-issue voter's main driver. https://twitter.com/marincogan/status/871799204234002432 I'd take the day off work to watch the Comey hearing in a bar.
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cowboy elvis posted:I'm mulling the idea of working from home to watch it. CBS just announced that they're airing it live, if you don't have cable. Edit: nevermind, it's on every network, ABC and NBC carrying it too https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/871822032740265984
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Normally I'd yell more about contractors loving up yet again, but gently caress it, that woman's a Winner.
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The Intercept probably blew the source when the reporter(s) checked with ANOTHER contractor to confirm the document's veracity and literally gave them full pictures of the document, plus the intelligence report number. There's some bullshit in there about the documents being creased, but it looks like Contractor #2 went to the government, then the government person blew it up. https://twitter.com/max_read/status/871862790113419264 And I swear, this Comey thing could turn out to be overhyped and become a nothingburger, but gently caress it will be good television. https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/871864020155990017
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