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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > A Japanese Vending Machine Where You Can Buy Asses
 
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Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


 *inserts money into the vending machine*
*sees a golden ticket come out*
where's my rear end?! I wanted an rear end! I paid for and want my rear end!
*is hauled off by the kindly japanese policemen for interrupting the peace*

camera zooms into golden ticket that has indecipherable writing. subtitle reads: congratulations! you have won a lifetime supply of big ol' asses and are cordially invited to big al's big ol' rear end emporium

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 05:00
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Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay

google THIS posted:

Big Willy Daddy Donka

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

* # ¿ Jun 2, 2017 05:17
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