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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Post reasons to hate men in this thread. I'll start:

-they smell
-they're stupid
-they're rapist
-op is one

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welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
many poo poo their pants

including me

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Paging pick for her hot take

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
They post poo poo threads

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

The paenus is scary to look at

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


You beat me to a misandry thread. :argh:

Really you could megathread it for years by just quoting GBS.

Salem Saberhagen
Feb 23, 2009
Literally they are the entire reason there are bad things in the world at all.
Honestly, they should be treated like the lower species they are and used for labor exclusively and eventually eradicated from the earth.
At least that's what my college's stance is.

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
Man Hunting Thread

Post reasons to hunt men in this thread. I'll start:

-they smell, making them easy to track
-they're stupid, allowing you to lead them into traps
-they're rapist; not sure how this one applies but there you go
-they're the most dangerous game

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
I hate myself so this thread checks out imo

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
men are bad.

thank you I'll be here all week.

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
They are privileged misogynists

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


They just don't care

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
men only care about ONE THING, the subjugation of lesser men through acts of overwhelming military force

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
they think with their penises

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
lol the SCUM manifesto is a hilarious read

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

A majority of men on the planet have dark skin.

I'm going to run to tumblr and reddit to tell them that Something Awful hates dark skinned men.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
my biggest man complaints:

_ they're loving loud

- constantly bumping into things

- they seem to talk more and more the older they get

- some of them lack the "thinking" part of the brain

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
did you ever notice they build tall buildings as monuments to their penises. why cant they build everything just horizontally

Glenn Quebec posted:

Paging pick for her hot take
hi im pick and i have no strong opinions that could lessen my chances of one day becoming a mod

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Man hating thread. Man hating cloth. Man hating shirt. Man hating it!

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSbWLnVo72k

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

a bone to pick posted:

my biggest man complaints:

_ they're loving loud

- constantly bumping into things

- they seem to talk more and more the older they get

- some of them lack the "thinking" part of the brain

- this makes them easier to hunt

- see above

- see above

- see above

Still not seeing any strikes against man hunting ITT

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
I honestly believe that men have oppressed women for so long because they are inherently worried about their importance, and one day men will be unecessary for the reproductive process.

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
Every single man is a rapist. They have secret meetings about how to oppress women better.

we meet on thursdays. trust no one

Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

i don't hate men. i just think that they should be kept to around 1% of the population, in sperm production centers, where they can't rape anyone... at least until we get parthenogenesis working and then mothers can stop having male offspring, and this dark chapter in human history can conclude.

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
If a man looks at you he is thinking about rape and hitting you.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

walgreenslatino posted:

- this makes them easier to hunt

- see above

- see above

- see above

Still not seeing any strikes against man hunting ITT

Now you're throwing shade over the "most dangerous prey" claim. If anything they're actually easier to hunt than deer.

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

Bodyholes posted:

i don't hate men. i just think that they should be kept to around 1% of the population, in sperm production centers, where they can't rape anyone... at least until we get parthenogenesis working and then mothers can stop having male offspring, and this dark chapter in human history can conclude.

My dude you just 10 minutes ago typed up a 3 paragraph essay about the ways and manner in which you jerk off in compromising locations

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
It's true, I pretty much despise all men except my husband.
You know how most feminists just want to be able to walk around topless? I dream of that world too, but in my version it's legal to gouge men's eyes out for staring. :)

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
The only original thoughts men have involve raping and hurting women and also oppressing people. If a man says "hi" to you and you are a woman he is hitting on you and also wants to hit you and rape you.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

remigious posted:

You know how most feminists just want to be able to walk around topless?

Does it make me an MRA if I dream of walking around with my dick out?

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

a bone to pick posted:

Does it make me an MRA if I dream of walking around with my dick out?
tfw u realize ur a feminist because u also wanted a world of topless women instead of immediately thinking about ur dick

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

had to briefly stop raping to post itt

brb gotta swing my big gross dick in women's faces

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

That Robot posted:

lol the SCUM manifesto is a hilarious read

They share opinions on books they never read

pork steaks
May 30, 2017

a lovely boy
I hate both my dick and my balls. They cause me physical and emotional pain on a daily basis.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

pork steaks posted:

I hate both my dick and my balls. They cause me physical and emotional pain on a daily basis.

ugh, same. I hate dicks and ESPECIALLY hate balls.

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
After further consideration, I think it would be best if it were illegal for men go walk around topless. I don't want to see that poo poo.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Every man, deep down, knows he's a worthless piece of poo poo. Overwhelmed by a sense of animalism and deeply ashamed of it; wanting, not to express himself, but to hide from others his total physicality, total egocentricity, the hate and contempt he feels for other men, and to hide from himself the hate and contempt he suspects other men feel for him; having a crudely constructed nervous system that is easily upset by the least display of emotion or feeling, the male tries to enforce a `social' code that ensures perfect blandness, unsullied by the slightest trace or feeling or upsetting opinion. He uses terms like `copulate', `sexual congress', `have relations with' (to men sexual relations is a redundancy), overlaid with stilted manners; the suit on the chimp.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
*Reads online that rape is bad*

*Entire world view is turned upside down*

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Pick posted:

Every man, deep down, knows he's a worthless piece of poo poo. Overwhelmed by a sense of animalism and deeply ashamed of it; wanting, not to express himself, but to hide from others his total physicality, total egocentricity, the hate and contempt he feels for other men, and to hide from himself the hate and contempt he suspects other men feel for him; having a crudely constructed nervous system that is easily upset by the least display of emotion or feeling, the male tries to enforce a `social' code that ensures perfect blandness, unsullied by the slightest trace or feeling or upsetting opinion. He uses terms like `copulate', `sexual congress', `have relations with' (to men sexual relations is a redundancy), overlaid with stilted manners; the suit on the chimp.
have relations with my godddamn balls

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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
XFL star He Hate Me's name was actually about internalized misandry.

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