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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Amarcarts posted:

Without men all of the lawn mowers would never start.

Actually women are better suited to starting lawnmowers because of their lower center of gravity. :shrug:

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


I just pissed on a tree.

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

Amarcarts posted:

Without men all of the lawn mowers would never start.
After casting off the shackles of men, women will also reject Big Lawn.

Grass lawns will be replaced with sweet-smelling and environmentally friendly clover. And every clover would be four-leafed.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Lacey posted:

After casting off the shackles of men, women will also reject Big Lawn.

Grass lawns will be replaced with sweet-smelling and environmentally friendly clover. And every clover would be four-leafed.

See. You guys just want to play god.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i once found a five leaf clover. i ate it right away to absorb its luck

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Did it work?

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

Lacey posted:

After casting off the shackles of men, women will also reject Big Lawn.

Grass lawns will be replaced with sweet-smelling and environmentally friendly clover. And every clover would be four-leafed.

Without Big Lawn there would be tons of tall grass which would eventually become home to gross bugs and large ambush predators. There are not enough women shooters to protect the population.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


They need some kind of subhuman slave better equipped at dealing with physical threats like that.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

They need some kind of subhuman slave better equipped at dealing with physical threats like that.

Intriguing compromise. Do go on.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Genetically modified horses.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Genetically modified horses.

UGH! *immediately goes flaccid* Why couldn't you at least say pony play or something? I feel like I just wasted all this coke...

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Genetically modified horses that look like... Men?

E- wait pony play sounds worrying

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

Amarcarts posted:

Without Big Lawn there would be tons of tall grass which would eventually become home to gross bugs and large ambush predators. There are not enough women shooters to protect the population.
I believe if you double-check your brochure you'll see it specifies tons of tall wildflowers.

Unfortunately these may also get filled with bugs but some women like bugs!

Also the flowers will be mowed periodically by vaginal teeth.

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016

Lacey posted:

After casting off the shackles of men, women will also reject Big Lawn.

Lawn is a constant monument to erect penises.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Lacey posted:

Also the flowers will be mowed periodically by vaginal teeth.

I want to live in that world.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Genetically modified horses that look like... Men?

i think i know what women want

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


I think you might be onto something.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Chiron was pretty manly.

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
Centaurs are no good. Anything with a man brain will rape you.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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And how!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Space Taxi posted:

Centaurs are no good. Anything with a man brain will rape you.

They all identify as horses

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

whoflungpoop posted:

Women horse nuts

i was going to make a thread titled "mad hatting thread" but i didnt have anything to put in it until now

Barudak
May 7, 2007

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

They all identify as horses

They work like Jesus Christ, both Fully Horse and Fully Man

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Space Taxi posted:

Centaurs are no good. Anything with a man brain will rape you.

they are clearly gay centaurs, i did a very specific google image search (not recommended)

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Rutibex posted:

they are clearly gay centaurs, i did a very specific google image search (not recommended)
Counterpoint:

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I'm very uncomfortable

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Is this better

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

i love horse cocks. thanks dude

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


You just made me zoom in to see if it was censored. Well played Orkin. Well played.

On the upside kinda I own those boots.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

You just made me zoom in to see if it was censored. Well played Orkin. Well played.

On the upside kinda I own those boots.

theres a return of the jedi reference hidden in the groin

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


I'm not falling for that again

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

I'm not falling for that again

its princess leia before the big reveal in jabbas palace

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
If women are so smart why do men rule the world? :smug:

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Electronic old men

Orkin Mang posted:

its princess leia before the big reveal in jabbas palace
Oh you're right

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Jun 5, 2017

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

maskenfreiheit posted:

If women are so smart why do men rule the world? :smug:

We distract them with animals we enslave. Foolish wenches!

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Orkin Mang posted:

theres a return of the jedi reference hidden in the groin

Orkin Mang posted:

its princess leia before the big reveal in jabbas palace

I LOL'ed IRL I hope you're happy, Mang.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Dinosaurmageddon posted:

I LOL'ed IRL I hope you're happy, Mang.

Mangs my favourite poster. I did, too.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I dont get it

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Men Are Incredibly Bad

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ScrubLeague posted:

Men Are Incredibly Bad

men are like the metallica ballad u never reach.

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