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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

whypick1 posted:

That's a goal if the entire goddamn Atlantic Ocean wasn't in that half of the park.

Yeah I don't know what Johnson was doing there.

This game's growing on me

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Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

This game is cancer, but we're winning so whatever.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Not a loving penalty

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
FFS no era penal

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

garbage call

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
"It all evens out.."

Taylor Twellman

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Amazed Fisher wasn't given a lifetime ban for that tackle in the box.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Goddammit

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Mmm, let's leave david villa unmarked :razz:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Thank you lovely pitch :ohdear:

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation
Seattle must be grateful every time Rodney shoots instead of Villa.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
gently caress that loving PK call. :argh:

NYC was the better team though.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

whypick1 posted:

gently caress that loving PK call. :argh:

NYC was the better team though.

They were, but it was still a lovely call.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
No one is watching Toronto / DC, and they shouldn't because it's wretched, but it's basically a blind man with a shotgun. Eventually, he's going to shoot me, but there's no indication that I'm going to move.

620 minutes without a goal in the run of play. Singing Rent real loud. WE HAVEN'T SCORED A GOAL IN SIX HUNDRED MINUTES. WE HAVEN'T SCORED IN WHAT HAS FELT LIKE A YEEEEEEEAR

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
SEASONS OF SUUUUUUUUUUUCK

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
I'm glad Josef Martinez is alive again

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

trem_two posted:

I'm glad Josef Martinez is alive again

Me too, that goal was real good

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Opare thirty yards away, Korb and Kemp get dissected, bound to happen, now my dad is dead

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
DCU will never score again, and Harkes was lucky to just get a yellow there

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Fire stretch the unbeaten run to nine. This team is for real.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Hello Towel posted:

Fire stretch the unbeaten run to nine. This team is for real.

How's dax been?

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

camoseven posted:

DCU will never score again, and Harkes was lucky to just get a yellow there

They've now passed Toronto's 2007 record for a goal sought (642 -> 665). They set that record, funny enough, against D.C.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Your Boy Fancy posted:

They've now passed Toronto's 2007 record for a goal sought (642 -> 665). They set that record, funny enough, against D.C.

I'm looking forward to when my season ticket rep calls me and asks if I wanna pay 3 times as much for tickets at the new stadium!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Think of how much you'll save on rabies shots though! :haw:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
ALAN GORDON YOU BEAUTIFUL SHIRTLESS BASTARD

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Alan Gordon isn't a "good" soccer player, but fuckin' hell he ain't bad either

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Is it weird that I really wanna go to Vegas with Maxi Urruti? He just looks like a dude who knows how to have an extremely good time

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?

whypick1 posted:

ALAN GORDON YOU BEAUTIFUL SHIRTLESS BASTARD

THAT WAS AWESOME.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

that elis goal was pretty cool

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Seltzer posted:

How's dax been?

Integral, mostly.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

that looked offside but houston lit 2 points on fire with the absolute dumb as hell play that setup the break there

edit: :sigh:

https://twitter.com/HoustonDynamo/status/876304302653947904

G-Hawk fucked around with this message at 06:04 on Jun 18, 2017

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

G-Hawk posted:

that elis goal was pretty cool

It was also a very stupid decision by Diop.

It's amazing how royally hosed LA has been at the keeper position since they lost Penedo.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Jun 18, 2017

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Phi:lol:delphia

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Soccer is on tonight.

Why should you care about ATL @ DC? Well, I don't know. Atlanta will score probably. And I have a bet with trem_two that if DC scores, I will donate $20 to the charity of his choice. If not, I request he donates $20 to the Southern Poverty Law Center.

Watch some dire football with me. The world will improve slightly either way.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Cool, my selection is charity: water.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Your Boy Fancy posted:

Soccer is on tonight.

Why should you care about ATL @ DC? Well, I don't know. Atlanta will score probably. And I have a bet with trem_two that if DC scores, I will donate $20 to the charity of his choice. If not, I request he donates $20 to the Southern Poverty Law Center.

Watch some dire football with me. The world will improve slightly either way.


trem_two posted:

Cool, my selection is charity: water.

I hope both teams score, because those are both great places to donate to.

Edit* My god that stadium is empty.

El Jebus fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Jun 22, 2017

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Uh, the bet is whether or not DC will score, so only one of them will pay up.

And trem almost had to there

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

El Jebus posted:

I hope both teams score, because those are both great places to donate to.

Edit* My god that stadium is empty.

Every game that stadium is empty. That city doesn't deserve to have a team. Bring back Chivas USA!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Saw that goal coming as soon as the turnover happened.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
:siren: THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA UNITEDS HAVE SCORED A GOAL FROM THE RUN OF PLAY :siren:

Because the keeper really done hosed up

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