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can you try like a teenager? lie like a teenager? cry like a teenager? vie like a teenager? get high like a teenager? lay down and die like a teenager? if you answered "no" to the any of the above, well, you're not qualified to talk to your teenage son or daughter. call the cabal at FUTRSX MIND DR@GZ to do it for you. ---------------- |
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paradoxically, teenagers seem to like puberty, but hate talking about it. so you can throw them off by starting every serious interaction with something loud and fast like "HAVE YOUR BALLS DROPPED YET I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT THEM!" and then quickly tossing in the actual subject of what you want to talk about. "HAVE YOUR BALLS DROPPED YET I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT THEM! Also, your grandpa is coming to visit this weekend." "HAVE YOUR BALLS DROPPED YET I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT THEM! Also, we're going out and you need to babysit your younger siblings. There's pizza money on the counter." ""HAVE YOUR BALLS DROPPED YET I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT THEM! The coach says your grades are awful and you might be cut from the team!" They'll be too embarrassed and abashed to automatically argue with you, and then you win. ---------------- |
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our teens today are into razorblade motorcycles, neon sparkoff music, Rambo games, TV hamburgers, and horny movies. All under a star wars spiderweb sky of perpetual flaming night. try connecting with today's teen around these subjects and remember, if you ain't getting into trouble, then you ain't doing something wrong. ---------------- |
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