how to talk to your teenage son or daughter

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > how to talk to your teenage son or daughter

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Sit them down with a serious and yet not stern tone. Hand them a spoon and ask them to hold it. Thank them then talk about whatever serious issue you have. They will be too confused by the spoon to fight you. The key is to remain serious and make sure that you do not laugh at all unless relevant to the conversation. You ignore the spoon.

:jerry:

# ¿ Jun 4, 2017 20:04

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 09:58

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Casually make the hell out of some waffles during the discussion.

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# ¿ Jun 4, 2017 21:04

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