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poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
ive already sold or given away 2 ipads because of lack of use but this time it will be different

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I am ready for Scott forstall's return.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Supposedly media has been told that keynote will deffo run longer than 2 hours, plan your bathroom breaks accordingly

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

i dont care

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

although i would be mildly interested in an iphone se refresh but i doubt thats gonna happen

Plorkyeran
Mar 22, 2007

To Escape The Shackles Of The Old Forums, We Must Reject The Tribal Negativity He Endorsed
i'm hoping for a macbook pro se that's the previous generation model with a spec bump

i know i won't get it

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

yessss

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
#KeynotesSoWhite

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


start the wwdc, tim

Lysidas
Jul 26, 2002

John Diefenbaker is a madman who thinks he's John Diefenbaker.
Pillbug

Bloody posted:

although i would be mildly interested in an iphone se refresh but i doubt thats gonna happen

yeah it would be good to know that theres a better se out there for the future, but the best phone ever made (128gb space gray SE) will probably last me for a very long time

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I want Tim to go on stage and spend 45 mins talking about how vaccinations cause autism and how prayer is medicine.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
theyre late because the presenters are ashamed to speak about all the bad products which are tims idea

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

BeOSPOS posted:

I want Tim to go on stage and spend 45 mins talking about how vaccinations cause autism and how prayer assfruit is medicine.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
this song is v mediocre

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

bump_fn posted:

#KeynotesSoWhite

Casey Newton10:05:48 AM PDT

A fun game to play while we wait is to count the women in the audience. I'm up to four!

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

poty posted:

theyre late because the presenters are ashamed to speak about all the bad products which are tims idea

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
im all the women in the audience

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



i'm gonna get me a siri cylinder

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

poty posted:

theyre late because the presenters are ashamed to speak about all the bad products which are tims idea

they're probably trying to find the right adapter to hook up to the projector

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



rip apps on the home screen?

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

Endless Mike posted:

i'm gonna get me a siri cylinder
the russians used a fleshlight

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
lmao

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
what the gently caress is this fake hollywood losin' my apps bullshit

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
like anyone would use apple maps unironically

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
:wth: is this commercial?

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
this is really corny

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
kill whoever came up with "appocalypse"

Catalyst-proof
May 11, 2011

better waste some time with you

Mr. Apollo posted:

the russians used a fleshlight

lmao

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice

Shaggar posted:

they're probably trying to find the right adapter to hook up to the projector

lol

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Apple has officially become Microsoft

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
https://twitter.com/gruber/status/871775451529715712

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



Apple is dead.

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
pls dont acknowledge gruber in any way shape or form

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Dongslayer. posted:

pls dont acknowledge gruber in any way shape or form

hes on the case

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



https://twitter.com/colincornaby/status/871776234551869443

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

i think i'm a registered apple developer because i signed up in order to port the cloud-to-butt browser extension from chrome to safari, i'm nothing to brag about tim

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



i'm yuma sorianto

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
that 10 year old went from foxcon labor camp to writing apps. good job kid!

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poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
sickening disregard for child labor laws from apple

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