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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Cinema Discusso > The Film Dump > xXx: the Return of Xander Cage (2017)
 
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Tiny Brontosaurus
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

 The best part is when Xander Cage invents dirt-surfing. Or maybe the sea motorcycles. Or the Ice Cube cameo, which I'm not putting in spoilers because you and I are the only people to have ever seen this movie, OP.

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