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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

WHO WANTS TO WALK WITH ELIAS?!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Why haven't the "drift away" chants made their way to the main roster yet?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Is the Drifter only here so someone can eventually bust that guitar over his head?

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
god help the man who's music hits to interupt this

edit: undercheeks

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
im glad they got the cross promotion with the walking dead

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Destroy My Sweater posted:

there's only one sasha banks

Sorry if i wasnt clear, Alexa is good.

Sasha is going to spike herself to death and be awful on the mic like Lita.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Hey you, out there on the wall

Can you hear me?

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

*slightly louder than before*

Let's go roman

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

This is the greatest gimmick

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Rhonne posted:

Is the Drifter only here so someone can eventually bust that guitar over his head?

Guitar related dime drawing is inevitable

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
is elias samson a face?

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

I never noticed that lisp before

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Elias Shitsong

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

He wasn't any worse than the Anthem singer in tonight's hockey game. :shrug:

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Dango Bango posted:

WHO WANTS TO WALK WITH ELIAS?!

The man who always takes a stance goes at a pretty deliberate pace, iirc, so sure

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

CubsWoo posted:

That Jetsons movie is the first Jetsons thing targeted to kids since like 1989 and I have no earthly idea why, these are kids whose parents don't have any memories of watching the show unless it aired on local TV or they were the poor unfortunate kids who were stuck watching TBS in the afternoon

Vince wants his Superstars to show up in the cartoons he watched as a kid.

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
finally, wwe answers if bards can stand up to rogues

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
I like that the heel announcer hates Elias and the face announcer loves him, it's nice.to kix.kt up a little bit

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Ambrose went from WWE World Champion to feuding with Elias Sampson

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
i want THE MIZ

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Rhonne posted:

Vince wants his Superstars to show up in the cartoons he watched as a kid.

Vince was 18 when the Jetsons first aired

and he doesn't strike me as someone who watched cartoons, or anything televised that wasn't bodybuilding or bums fighting

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Ambrose and the Miz feud moves on to its fifth consecutive year.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Why are you getting your hair done by the exit?

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

Tomahawk posted:

is elias samson a face?

He's a weird Braun-got-injured jobber squasher, I think?

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Intruder posted:

Ambrose went from WWE World Champion to feuding with Elias Sampson

https://i.imgur.com/4NnzMHJ.gifv

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


same

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

The Elias stuff should have gone on way longer before he got trashed. Hope that didn't just waste all his heat

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Soothing Vapors posted:

I like that the heel announcer hates Elias and the face announcer loves him, it's nice.to kix.kt up a little bit

corey graves has specific people he just hates

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
maryse, don't read
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make up girl, hello

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

CubsWoo posted:

Vince was 18 when the Jetsons first aired

That was probably the last time he payed attention to modern media so...

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
aron rex

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

Intruder posted:

Ambrose went from WWE World Champion to feuding with Elias Sampson

He was technically Raw's top champion until yesterday. Turns out everyone is on Sampson's level.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
The Drifter unmasks to reveal he's Jeff Jarrett.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Sampson's finisher is a shittier version of the twist of fate, I love it

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
this is what happens when you say brock lesnar was lazy in the build up to your mania match

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
next week its revealed that this was all a clerical mistake and elias sampson is actually The Dripper

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Owens/Nakamura for free? I'm loving down.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

wait hasnt nakamura pinned KO twice? that ad said 'for the first time ever'?

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Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

Writer Cath posted:

The Drifter unmasks to reveal he's Jeff Jarrett.

WWE unmasks to reveal it's TNA

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