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Chill Nazi Frog posted:Imagine being a huge fan of a company and working your rear end off to make it there only to realize it is a predatory and uncaring meat grinder run like it's the mob and your don is a senile steroid-retarded muscleman fetishist. If Bayley was influenced by Eddie Guerrero and didn't realize wrestling is a destructive drug-filled industry, maybe the This Is Your Life segment was supposed to make her look smarter than she is.
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Chill Nazi Frog posted:Imagine being a huge fan of a company and working your rear end off to make it there only to realize it is a predatory and uncaring meat grinder run like it's the mob and your don is a senile steroid-retarded muscleman fetishist. If you get into the company after seeing what it's done to Punk, AJ Lee, Barrett, and people like Bayley who are Still There, I don't know how you don't expect this as the default If it doesn't break you, you got off lucky
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One of the biggest factors in wrestling is how well creative and booking cover up a wrestler's flaws and accentuate their strengths, hence why The Shield was an amazing vehicle for Roman, why Brock has for most of his career been paired with someone who does his talking for him and why they paired Daniel Bryan with Kane so he'd gradually get taller, and every once in awhile you get a really special circumstance like this where not only are they going out of their way to not do that, they're actively taking someone's strengths away from them until nothing is left but the deflated husk of a tube man.BrigadierSensible posted:This is a company that told us that both Molly Holly and Mickie James were fat and therefore hideous and therefore unfuckable, and therefore worth less as human beings. man, I was a lovely teenaged dude when the MOLLY HOLLY IS FAT stuff started and even then I was just deeply confused and irritated
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Cavauro posted:Imagine being a huge fan of a company and working your rear end off to make it there and then you see this  push spiderman
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Cavauro posted:Imagine being a huge fan of a company and working your rear end off to make it there and then you see this Push the Human Spider
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Human Spider is a piece of poo poo for shooting on Bonesaw.
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But why did we never get the dream Arachanaman vs Spiderman match
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SatoshiMiwa posted:But why did we never get the dream Arachanaman vs Spiderman match Make it a triple threat with Italian Spider-Man
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https://twitter.com/NiaJaxWWE/status/874025835656871937 This tweet is better than Bayleys entire career.
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RIP flaming testicles
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Abroham Lincoln posted:
wait, that's the piece of garbage that let a guy rob a promotion back in the day. said he could bend steel with his hand, but wouldn't lift a finger to stop the robber cause he got stiffed. No wonder he's out of the business
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Y'all need to be watching twitch right the gently caress now and see Johnny Mundo poo poo all over WWE game physics. It's amazing.
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DoctorGonzo posted:https://twitter.com/NiaJaxWWE/status/874025835656871937 Why is Nia posting cutesy tweets about the woman who screwed her out the title a week ago?
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Sanguinia posted:Why is Nia posting cutesy tweets about the woman who screwed her out the title a week ago? It's "neat" when they maintain their fiction throughout their day to day life, but I would never ask them to.
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RacistGuidingLight posted:It's "neat" when they maintain their fiction throughout their day to day life, but I would never ask them to. I mean, I'm not expecting her not to ride in the same car as Alexa to preserve kayfabe for the sake of random fans in the street or whatever, but the official WWE twitter accounts are consistently in-character. I believe several wrestlers even have second Out Of Character accounts specifically because they're expected to keep their WWE profile in-character. The announcers regularly reference the official twitter accounts for plot points and WWE.Com displays recent updates, the company clearly considers them part of the overall fiction they put out. If all of that weren't the case and the twitter accounts were just theirs I would agree, but given all those facts a tweet like that is a pretty major immersion break. Strowman isn't tweeting video of him goofing around with Roman on the weekends.
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In character Nia is great and sweet and doesn't actually wish ill on anyone at all, she's just big and strong and destroys them by mistake like Hugo the Abominable Snowman. Tamina's the one who destroys them on purpose which is also great.
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Not to mention it's a dumb analogy because it wouldn't mean poo poo. When Bayley makes 10s of millions of dollars and realises she doesn't need the WWE's poo poo. Right now she financially sure as poo poo isn't CM Punk. dsriggs posted:In fairness, Mickie James was heels bullying her, so we were supposed to think that was bullshit. No excuses for babyface Trish bodyshaming Molly, though. The plotline was made because WWE thought that she was, and it bled through. She really didn't get as much comeuppance as you'd want for a bullying storyline. VJeff posted:I really wish she'd go "I'm married, moron." at this point. I wish that she'd claim a lot of the bullshit Alexa has said about her was lies, but that hasn't happened. 'Bayley: this is your life' is canon. Why don't heels make up bullshit just because they're jerks any more?
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Jinder got fired, rehired and won the WWE Championship in less than 3 years lol
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bradzilla posted:Jinder got fired, rehired and won the WWE Championship in less than 3 years lol He's the new Daniel Bryan!
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Grendels Dad posted:Sometimes I forget that they released JTG. Why'd he pick up that phone?
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bradzilla posted:Jinder got fired, rehired and won the WWE Championship in less than 3 years lol
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Sanguinia posted:I mean, I'm not expecting her not to ride in the same car as Alexa to preserve kayfabe for the sake of random fans in the street or whatever, but the official WWE twitter accounts are consistently in-character. I believe several wrestlers even have second Out Of Character accounts specifically because they're expected to keep their WWE profile in-character. The announcers regularly reference the official twitter accounts for plot points and WWE.Com displays recent updates, the company clearly considers them part of the overall fiction they put out. If all of that weren't the case and the twitter accounts were just theirs I would agree, but given all those facts a tweet like that is a pretty major immersion break. Strowman isn't tweeting video of him goofing around with Roman on the weekends. Xavier Woods plays videogames against his mortal enemies for our amusement. Nia Jaxx is in a weird position of straddling horrible monster and cuddly body positive rep. There are no rules for social media, outside of the rules for social media.
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bradzilla posted:Jinder got fired, rehired and won the WWE Championship in less than 3 years lol I'm proud of him.
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Consider this: Nia is a bad wrestler who doesn't really understand the functions of a good wrestling performance and never will, and every raw should start with her being launched out of a cannon
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That DICK! posted:Consider this: Nia is a bad wrestler who doesn't really understand the functions of a good wrestling performance and never will, and every raw should start with her being launched out of a cannon What the gently caress?
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RacistGuidingLight posted:What the gently caress? That outfit was made for cannons
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That DICK! posted:That outfit was made for cannons then give it to ziggler
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That DICK! posted:That outfit was made for cannons Queens are coronated, not canonized.
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I said it already they should put Nia in a mask. She really does have to sweet of a face to be a heel.
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Nia is too pretty to be a heel She lacks intensity And wrestling ability But she is really nice though
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That DICK! posted:Consider this: Nia is a bad wrestler who doesn't really understand the functions of a good wrestling performance and never will, and every raw should start with her being launched out of a cannon THATS NOT VERY NICE, DICK!
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Twitter is kayfabe Instagram is real life. When wrestlers cross-post, that is a mystery for the fans to solve
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Faceturn Nia, it's the perfect solution. Also fire Bayley to mercifully end her suffering.
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Nia Jax is cool because her first name means Bright and Jax means That Big Black Dude From Mortal Kombat Who Rips Your Arms Off.
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