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this is in honor of the title change, finally *abuses paint shaking machine by hacking it into a bulk weed grinder* *causes shrinkage for power strips and slim jims*
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*waits for hours for someone to show up at the hardware store*
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Jun 6, 2017 15:58
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*Has long exhausted all conversation with the retiree who hangs out by the free coffee who emotionally distanced himself from his kids and now desperately hopes that somebody, anybody will ask him for advice on how to caulk something.
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Jun 6, 2017 16:09
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*was a plumber before 3 DUIs*
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Jun 6, 2017 16:13
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Do you have a metric socket set
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Jun 6, 2017 16:18
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I need a LOT of rat poison
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Jun 6, 2017 16:21
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"Nah see these garden shears won't cut through bone, though they might be good for piercing flesh. If you want to really get the job done, we've got some really nice axes over in Aisle 4..."
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Jun 6, 2017 16:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgosh-nqzro
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Jun 6, 2017 16:27
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do you sell anything to soundproof a basement?
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Jun 6, 2017 16:28
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*gets paint shaker to game fitbit steps challenge at work** GIMME THAT HALF DAY VACA BITCH
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lmao
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Jun 6, 2017 16:30
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*stares blankly as an old man bitches that a box of nails costs more than $0.10*
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Jun 6, 2017 16:41
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*Somehow located an independent hardware store to work at in 2017*
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Jun 6, 2017 16:41
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*getting low T and losing masculinity by the year, desperately thinks themselves as smart down to earth Tim Allen knowing-it-all for tools and diy, gives out very long winded bad advice for over an hour muttering random words about having to use the router to cut an angle so you can use a joiner to splice together this here doorknob to my rectum*
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Jun 6, 2017 16:42
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*watches a customer purchase an item* *rushes to the back room to restock said item*
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Jun 6, 2017 16:44
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* closes at 4pm just before everyone gets off of work *
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Jun 6, 2017 16:47
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why do you wear an apron if you work in non-food service retail
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Jun 6, 2017 16:51
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*smokes a pack of cigarettes before my lunch break because holy poo poo there is nothing to do*
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Jun 6, 2017 16:55
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"Hi, my name is Hank"
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Jun 6, 2017 17:06
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Itt a bunch of goons who have never been within 100 feet of a hardware store
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Jun 6, 2017 17:08
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Hey uh do you guys sell any ropes and chains
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bradzilla posted:Itt a bunch of goons who have never been within 100 feet of a hardware store 
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Jun 6, 2017 17:12
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lowes >>> home depot
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Xaris posted:lowes >>> home depot Correct
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Jun 6, 2017 17:33
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if your drill says Binford get out of the house! drills aren't supposed to talk!
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Jun 6, 2017 17:34
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*Is 17 and just looks everything up on the website and says "yeah it says we have it in stock, I don't know where tho." * *Smokes out front while you have to self-checkout*
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Jun 6, 2017 17:49
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*Quietly judges you based on the brand of power tools your browsing.* *Watches with amusement as customers try to tie 20 sheets of sheetrock to the top of a Prius.*
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Jun 6, 2017 17:55
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Sorry sir this only appears to be a hardware store. You may notice some tools around here and lawnmowers but this has all been set up to funnel you into this question which I now must ask: Would you like to sign up for a Sears card today? Go ahead put your social security and income into that screen. I might get a snickers from my manager if you are accepted.
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Jun 6, 2017 17:57
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Welcome to Home Depot, where you can't leave without spending at least 100$
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Jun 6, 2017 18:01
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I'm looking for a tap and die and some WD40.
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Jun 6, 2017 18:02
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Okay, now I need way more rat poison than before. Is this kind flavorless and odorless?
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Jun 6, 2017 18:08
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Working in a hardware store as a woman is awesome because every dude buying a stud finder points it at himself and says "looks like it's working hehe". After the 500th time I had to watch this I gouged out my eyes and screamed Event Horizon style and now I'm a ghost.
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Jun 6, 2017 18:10
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*opens the store at 8AM and sees 5 customers for my entire 8 hour shift* *goes home to drink cheap beer until I pass out*
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Jun 6, 2017 18:10
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Zahgaegun posted:Okay, now I need way more rat poison than before. Is this kind flavorless and odorless? I also need a shovel, and a whole bunch of grass seed.
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Jun 6, 2017 18:16
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How much rat poison can I buy?
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Jun 6, 2017 18:22
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Jun 6, 2017 18:24
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*sells nailgun to drug dealer*
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Jun 6, 2017 18:24
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Bonzo posted:*sells nailgun to drug dealer* How many of those can I buy?
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Mandatory listening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16yI2d9sNE
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