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PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Proud Christian Mom posted:

I just want all of you to know that by smoking weed you are enemies of the United States

I break the law I smoke my weed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqzTFDPQUP0

PookBear fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Jun 13, 2017

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


He doesn't remember if he talked to Kisliak at the meeting.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
"I don't remember" should be a punishable answer if used more than sayyyyyy twice.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Watergate 2: Mayflower Boogaloo

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



TBeats posted:

"I don't remember" should be a punishable answer if used more than sayyyyyy twice.

I just want to hear one time-
"Vee haff vays of makink you remember!"

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


So wait...



Did he basically just confirm Comey's statement that Trump acted improperly?

Because thats what I got out of it.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

TBeats posted:

"I don't remember" should be a punishable answer if used more than sayyyyyy twice.

"Mr Sessions, are you currently suffering from dementia or Alztimers?"

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Genocide Tendency posted:

So wait...



Did he basically just confirm Comey's statement that Trump acted improperly?

Because thats what I got out of it.

He did say that he didn't talk to Comey at all before he got fired. Wrote a memo and then Comey was let go.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Feinstein, attack!

Stellar Curiosity
Jan 15, 2009

"Do you recall?"
"Not exactly."
"But generally?"
"But generally. :) "

/SessionsHearing

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Genocide Tendency posted:

So wait...



Did he basically just confirm Comey's statement that Trump acted improperly?

Because thats what I got out of it.

He dovetailed it with "if that in fact happened" lol

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
On with the circle of which came first, the memo or the decision?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
I trust this is a pretty decent summary thus far:

https://twitter.com/petridishes/status/874704141813153796

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


cowboy elvis posted:

He did say that he didn't talk to Comey at all before he got fired. Wrote a memo and then Comey was let go.

What?


So he never talked to him. But he talked to him about Comey's concern and agreed that DOJ policy needed to be followed when communicating with the President?


Tha gently caress?


Edit: Nevermind. The context of the never talking to Comey was specifically about job performance. Not totality.

Genocide Tendency fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Jun 13, 2017

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I thought comey was canned before he wrote the memo, and one from rosenstein about the same time, but after it was all over headline news.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I thought comey was canned before he wrote the memo, and one from rosenstein about the same time, but after it was all over headline news.

Comey was going to be fired by Trump so ahead of the termination he had Rosenstein and Sessions to write letters of condemnation. The letters were presented with the termination order.

Stellar Curiosity
Jan 15, 2009

Sen. Feinstein: "You're a long time colleague. But we heard mr. Coates (sp?), and we heard admiral Rogers say essentially the same thing. When it was easy if the answer was no,[then] no!"

AG Sessions: "Well it would have been easier to say yes,[then] yes! But both would have been inproper." Heh (sic)

Awkward smile.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Ah, okay.

It was just the news of their memos came after and not with the firing newsflash. Metarded.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Jeff Sessions doesn't know a loving thing.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Keebler Klansmen getting mighty testy about "innuendo".

loving rich for someone supporting Trump.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
if i had to moderate a conversation between these two, i would probably shoot myself

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Wyden seems pretty intolerable. He has a valid point, but I want to stuff him into a locker.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Collins needs to up her dose of Symmetrel.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
this is insufferable to listen to

Stellar Curiosity
Jan 15, 2009

"I don't appreciate any secret innuendos about me!"


Also

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I appreciate secret innuendos about the former senator of keebler kountry.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Heinrich is being mean.

Nine of Eight
Apr 28, 2011


LICK IT OFF, AND PUT IT BACK IN
Dinosaur Gum

Genocide Tendency posted:

Heinrich is being mean.

Turbo mean.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Yeah, he's trying to bare teeth.

Spill it keebler.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
"Department policy says..."

Five minutes later


"Well it's my judgement..."

Lmao

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


I like this Heinrich guy.

Tryzzub
Jan 1, 2007

Mudslide Experiment

TBeats posted:

"Department policy says..."

Five minutes later


"Well it's my judgement..."

Lmao

Sessions changed his answer 3 times in one minute, it's wonderful.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Tryzzub posted:

Sessions changed his answer 3 times in one minute, it's wonderful.

Can you do that under oath?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Two Finger posted:

Can you do that under oath?

It's 2017, dawg

Tryzzub
Jan 1, 2007

Mudslide Experiment
You can do anything in 2017 , apparently.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





TBeats posted:

It's 2017, dawg

In a year when nothing matters....
One man will return to save us all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA_SYd_eNZ8

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


It wouldn't be a 3 ring circus without the clown

https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/874719159585841152

Stellar Curiosity
Jan 15, 2009

Sen. Henrich: Your response was "Maybe.". Why wasn't it a simple "Yes."?
AG Sessions: *whiplash*

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Sessions can't answer certain questions in case Trump wants to exercise executive privilege later.

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
"I don't recall"s have begun.

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