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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
donald trump is going to stand in the middle of 5th avenue and shoot james comey in the face and he won't lose any votes.

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
how many times will hillary clinton get brought up between the hearing and trump's twitter?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Can't wait for the presidents hot takes via his live tweet session.

He's the president so it is presidential, you plebs.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

tastefully arranged labia posted:

That's not fair man, I'm not allowed to probate you :sigh:

Trump's America

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
yeah someone posted a tweet yesterday or the day before that said trump cleared his schedule til noon.

:getin:

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Just go with old faithful: the polls also said Benjamin Ghazi and his emails would win the election.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I'm more hype for this than I was the Super Bowl.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Please stop showing the garbage dump that is Congress

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
So what's the consensus on Richard Burr

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

redneck nazgul posted:

Neither did any Miss Universe contestant, what's the big deal?

Comey would make a good Miss Universe contestant would be the obvious implication.

He's just so tallllll

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016


what you dont know is that everyone else behind him is standing.

is so talllllllll

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

facialimpediment posted:

Oh my God he's not reading his notes

Holy gently caress

do you know how many times he probably rehearsed this poo poo

this is his magnum opus

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
i didn't really like comey up until about 5 minutes ago

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Is Burr asking these email questions as a way to ding Comey's credibility?

^^ or that

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
"the person i was dealing with" being a reason he started documenting is pretty funny

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

cowboy elvis posted:

Kinda weird that Comey rarely met with Obama/Bush.

You'd think the FBI Director and the President would talk a little more regularly.

Well when he started meeting with the President more regularly, look what happened :tinfoil:

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
stop clicking your pen fucker

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
context is funny

imagine if ivanka said she didn't want to be left 1 on 1 with trump lol

and given trump's history, this is kind of how i took it at first with comey and yeah that would be unreasonable except it's 2017

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

BUG JUG posted:

wife just declared: marco rubio has huge ears.

breaking news.

Holy gently caress I can't see anything else now

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

The Iron Rose posted:

god Wyden's voice is ridiculously annoying

He sounds like his teeth are loose and his tongue is too big for his mouth.

Lou Holtz syndrome except Lou Holtz can blame it on a stroke.

(Maybe he can too idk)

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
this woman's voice is way worse

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

redneck nazgul posted:

Four years unless Congress flips entirely. I doubt his health will let him hang on for the full eight.

That doesn't mean he won't try.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Hahaha

RELEASE THE TAPES BITCH I DARE YOU

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Kamala Harris is bae

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Deathy McDeath posted:

I'll say it: I don't believe that Trump himself had any involvement with the Russia hack.

I firmly believe that his subordinates were involved, but the old man himself either had no direct knowledge or it has leaked through the holes in his brain.

That's called "insulation" in the mob world.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Deathy McDeath posted:

Cmon dude. You've seen how Trump handles himself in public settings. Do you really think he could coordinate a multi-national conspiracy, through subordinates or otherwise, to influence the American election? Trump is either incredibly nefarious or maliciously stupid. He can't be both.

Look, he's definitely trying to run interference on the investigation, but he's doing it in the same hamfisted way that a person who gets their news from "Fox & Friends" would. Do you think he's really that canny? I don't.

I think Russia was just smart enough to know that Trump would be an easy pawn. But if you're that easy of a pawn you should be impeached anyway.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
the zest has left the hearing and we are just circling the wagon over and over at this point

we went from "what color is the sky?" to "would you say the color of the sky is blue?"

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
oh my god shut the gently caress up about hillary clinton

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
how is it possible that these two different investigations didn't end at the exact same time???

CHECKMATE LIBRALS

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

this, my friend, is 8th dimensional chess.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
https://twitter.com/jacobabudaram/status/872856063862878211

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

GoGoGadget posted:

lol amerikkka did it to so many countries so what!?!?!?!

america did it so it's okay!!

didn't america kill like 20 civilians with a bombing a few months ago?

just asking questions.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Dead Reckoning posted:

Glad to see we're back to shaming Trump's wife for having done nudes and marrying someone wealthier than her, rather than for the entirely legitimate reason of having married Donald Trump.

You are wrong. Click here and find out why!

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
there was a third, undisclosed meeting between sessions and russians.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Pesticide20 posted:

That and loving everybody knows Trump is a fat lying piece of poo poo

Um


About that...

Lol

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Proud Christian Mom posted:

His Twitter account is going to end up printed out as a PDF and entered into record. What a time to be alive.

His tweets are considered official statements right? Could they be used for a perjury charge? Like "but mr trump on twitter you said this but right now you're saying this PERJURY BITCH"

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
When's the last time, if ever, a sitting president had to give a testimony under oath?

Did Bill when he was facing impeachment? I was only 10 at the time and don't remember.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
If he brings trump down I don't care if they find him with a dead hooker in his trunk, I'll be a fan. gently caress it id peddle the conspiracy that the hooker was one of the ones that peed on trump and trump had him framed.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Yeah, but, can the hookers' urine melt steel beams?

Maybe. But it might also melt a Presidency

:getin: let the piss flow

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Poppyseed Poundcake posted:

If a commander leaks a retarded memo they wrote themselves about haircuts, what crime was committed?

Posting it on SA

Coughmartellocough

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