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Piss tape is real and we will all get to see scumfuck evangelicals begging people not to kinkshame the president.
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Gunshow Poophole posted:so... status quo then?
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strange feelings re Daisy posted:Piss tape is real and we will all get to see scumfuck evangelicals begging people not to kinkshame the president. "It's just entertainment. This is a FAMILY man, who loves his wife and children deeply. He has sinned, but he must be forgiven. Jesus would want us to forgive him." -Every Evangelical chud who sees this
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Jan 28, 2019 07:01
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mobby_6kl posted:You can tell from the pixels. wow v proud of our giant presidnet
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Jan 28, 2019 08:08
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Flavius Aetass posted:wow v proud of our giant presidnet The pisstape is taken from a perspective of a camera that's lower down and further towards the wall on the right, the perspective makes trump (and the bed) look yuge when superimposed like that. I'm sorry but it's extremely real. (Also I'm not sorry at all)
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Jan 28, 2019 08:24
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i've been of the opinion that it is extremely real as well, i just want to address everything as it comes up is this something that different camera lenses would do? certainly he wouldn't look that large from that height with the human eye
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Jan 28, 2019 08:28
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Flavius Aetass posted:i've been of the opinion that it is extremely real as well, i just want to address everything as it comes up It's just at a extremely frodo baggins af angle
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Jan 28, 2019 08:29
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Can't wait for some CSPAMMY goon to end up getting their teeth pulled in FSB custody as the Russian secret police absolutely refuses to believe they got themselves caught disassembling their TV embedded surveillance devices only to figure out if the pisstape is real on behalf of the forum. I can't wait for it to be me, actually
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Jan 28, 2019 08:40
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Pyrus Malus posted:hey I made some neomarxist postmodern art Dying repeatedly on the Piss Tape Zone because a measly 10 minutes don't do it justice.
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Jan 28, 2019 11:37
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i always believed
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Jan 29, 2019 04:34
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Jan 29, 2019 05:00
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https://imgur.com/a/UDHBRAY
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Jan 29, 2019 05:00
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his face is weirdly out of focus in every version of this if only he would do the right thing and have a fatal heart attack
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Jan 29, 2019 05:12
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The room is real. His mannerisms are real. The piss is real. But this is not the real piss tape. This is an intermediate form of the piss tape. The real piss tape will not be shaky cam footage of a screen. The real piss tape has yet to be revealed to us. The piss tape is still real.
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Jan 29, 2019 05:33
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'tis but a fragment, a shard of the true Tape torn asunder and cast out into the wilderness. it has found us, the true faithful, who await the coming of the Piss Tape in its final glory
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Jan 29, 2019 05:37
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sleeptalker posted:The room is real. His mannerisms are real. The piss is real. The full tape will be 4k HDR and stationary.
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Jan 29, 2019 05:42
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So real
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Jan 29, 2019 05:48
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sleeptalker posted:The room is real. His mannerisms are real. The piss is real. it has been posted that it makes sense if you had access and wanted to leak the tape, you would take video of the screen, eliminating possible watermarking or metadata that could reality winner your rear end
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Jan 29, 2019 05:51
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Lotta room for a Videodrome/Dune mashup here.
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Jan 29, 2019 06:06
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So, uhh... this was first posted on SA on Friday, is that when it was first uploaded? Because that gives me certain suspicions about who the very pinheaded uploader might be,
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Jan 29, 2019 06:37
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No. 1 Apartheid Fan posted:So, uhh... this was first posted on SA on Friday, is that when it was first uploaded? lol
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i viewed the piss tape and was immediately catapulted into a manic state. the last time this happened i had a premonition of TYUIMP wininng the election. this is how i know, through the power of severe mental illness, that this tape, while diminished in form and stripped of much of the true Piss Tape's power, is Real
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Flavius Aetass posted:i've been of the opinion that it is extremely real as well, i just want to address everything as it comes up if you imagine a tiny-rear end inconspicuous bug camera it's gonna have a similarly tiny focal length and create an image distorted five ways to sunday, yeah e: here, for reference, ty wikipedia for letting me lift this:  In this computer simulation, adjusting the field of view (by changing the focal length) while keeping the subject in frame (by changing accordingly the position of the camera) results in vastly differing images. At focal lengths approaching infinity (0 degrees of field of view), the light rays are nearly parallel to each other, resulting in the subject looking "flattened". At small focal lengths (bigger field of view), the subject appears "foreshortened". juche avocado has issued a correction as of 08:44 on Jan 29, 2019 |
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No. 1 Apartheid Fan posted:So, uhh... this was first posted on SA on Friday, is that when it was first uploaded? holy poo poo
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Jan 29, 2019 08:41
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Jan 29, 2019 08:45
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ugh i hate how real it is
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Jan 29, 2019 08:45
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Wh- what if the piss tape is like the Ark of the Covenant  Or that cursed tape from The Ring. Would you just watch the piss tape for 7 days or what
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Every morning so far since I got to witness The Fragment (The Droplet? The Spatter?) I woke full of newfound joy and will to live. I also think my chronic flatulence has been miracleously healed. The Piss Tape, which is extremely real, truly is the redeemer of humanity, one to wash our sins away. Once it reveals itself in its original format and glory, a new age of pissful ecstasy will flood us all.
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Jan 29, 2019 09:28
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No. 1 Apartheid Fan posted:So, uhh... this was first posted on SA on Friday, is that when it was first uploaded? It was also first uploaded to 4chan if the person who first posted it in the Trrmjkpl thread is to be believed. Big 
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yeah extreme lmaos
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Jan 29, 2019 17:28
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I don't want to go through 1000000 posts to see who first posted it. Is it more real or less real when you know who the uploader is?
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net work error posted:It was also first uploaded to 4chan if the person who first posted it in the Trrmjkpl thread is to be believed. 4chan really is the first rear end in a top hat on the human centipede that is the internet meme machine.
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Jan 29, 2019 17:46
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El Mero Mero posted:I don't want to go through 1000000 posts to see who first posted it. Is it more real or less real when you know who the uploader is? The suspicion is that it's pinhead my man Roger "Not A Crook" Stone
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Jan 29, 2019 17:51
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El Mero Mero posted:I don't want to go through 1000000 posts to see who first posted it. Is it more real or less real when you know who the uploader is? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3878487&pagenumber=3062&perpage=40#post491999426 again, it came from 4chan; it wasn't uploaded by a poster here, this person came across it and then shared it with the trump thread also 4chan & specifically /pol/ is the noted hangout of, unironically, don jr and roger stone and basically all of them (that's the holy lmao that just dawned on me courtesy of No. 1 Apartheid Fan a few posts up) obviously it could've come from somewhere else originally before it ended up on /b/ or /pol/ but this is the best we know about its provenance
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Teal posted:Every morning so far since I got to witness The Fragment (The Droplet? The Spatter?) I woke full of newfound joy and will to live. Droplet is better than fragment and I am ashamed to have neglected this more perfect word Also, same
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Jan 29, 2019 18:01
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It's real
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Jan 29, 2019 18:02
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Mayor Dave posted:It's real Very
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Jan 29, 2019 18:05
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Avirosb posted:Wh- what if the piss tape is like the Ark of the Covenant anyone who would not watch it for 168 straight is a heretic and a traitor
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Jan 29, 2019 18:05
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7 days after you watch it trump climbs through your tv and forces you to piss on your own bed
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Mayor Dave posted:7 days after you watch it trump climbs through your tv and forces you to piss on your own bed that just makes me want to watch it more
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