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what's the best part about the piss tape being real
the part about the actual president being that petty that he wanted piss on obama's mattress
the part about kushner not doing great at his assigned role as middle east peace specialist failson extraordinaire
the part about vladimir putin actually having kompromat and getting the fbi director fired through its influence on the potus
the part about barron trump just holding a snowglobe wondering what it's all for, while his dad ends the world with his idiocy
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strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000



Piss tape is real and we will all get to see scumfuck evangelicals begging people not to kinkshame the president.

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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747


Lipstick Apathy

Gunshow Poophole posted:

so... status quo then?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"


strange feelings re Daisy posted:

Piss tape is real and we will all get to see scumfuck evangelicals begging people not to kinkshame the president.

"It's just entertainment. This is a FAMILY man, who loves his wife and children deeply. He has sinned, but he must be forgiven. Jesus would want us to forgive him."
-Every Evangelical chud who sees this

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011


mobby_6kl posted:

You can tell from the pixels.



It's real.

wow v proud of our giant presidnet

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo


Flavius Aetass posted:

wow v proud of our giant presidnet

The pisstape is taken from a perspective of a camera that's lower down and further towards the wall on the right, the perspective makes trump (and the bed) look yuge when superimposed like that.

I'm sorry but it's extremely real.

(Also I'm not sorry at all)

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011


i've been of the opinion that it is extremely real as well, i just want to address everything as it comes up

is this something that different camera lenses would do? certainly he wouldn't look that large from that height with the human eye

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747


Lipstick Apathy

Flavius Aetass posted:

i've been of the opinion that it is extremely real as well, i just want to address everything as it comes up

is this something that different camera lenses would do? certainly he wouldn't look that large from that height with the human eye

It's just at a extremely frodo baggins af angle

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo


Can't wait for some CSPAMMY goon to end up getting their teeth pulled in FSB custody as the Russian secret police absolutely refuses to believe they got themselves caught disassembling their TV embedded surveillance devices only to figure out if the pisstape is real on behalf of the forum.

I can't wait for it to be me, actually

Avirosb
Nov 20, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Pyrus Malus posted:

hey I made some neomarxist postmodern art



Dying repeatedly on the Piss Tape Zone because a measly 10 minutes don't do it justice.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007




i always believed

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747


Lipstick Apathy

it real

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747


Lipstick Apathy

https://imgur.com/a/UDHBRAY

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007



his face is weirdly out of focus in every version of this

if only he would do the right thing and have a fatal heart attack

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011



The room is real. His mannerisms are real. The piss is real.

But this is not the real piss tape. This is an intermediate form of the piss tape. The real piss tape will not be shaky cam footage of a screen. The real piss tape has yet to be revealed to us. The piss tape is still real.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'




'tis but a fragment, a shard of the true Tape torn asunder and cast out into the wilderness. it has found us, the true faithful, who await the coming of the Piss Tape in its final glory

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Get me the slurpic apeulator




Fun Shoe

sleeptalker posted:

The room is real. His mannerisms are real. The piss is real.

But this is not the real piss tape. This is an intermediate form of the piss tape. The real piss tape will not be shaky cam footage of a screen. The real piss tape has yet to be revealed to us. The piss tape is still real.

The full tape will be 4k HDR and stationary.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003




So real

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747


Lipstick Apathy

sleeptalker posted:

The room is real. His mannerisms are real. The piss is real.

But this is not the real piss tape. This is an intermediate form of the piss tape. The real piss tape will not be shaky cam footage of a screen. The real piss tape has yet to be revealed to us. The piss tape is still real.

it has been posted that it makes sense if you had access and wanted to leak the tape, you would take video of the screen, eliminating possible watermarking or metadata that could reality winner your rear end

Salmonella James
Oct 1, 2018



Lotta room for a Videodrome/Dune mashup here.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy


So, uhh... this was first posted on SA on Friday, is that when it was first uploaded?

Because that gives me certain suspicions about who the very pinheaded uploader might be,

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Get me the slurpic apeulator




Fun Shoe

No. 1 Apartheid Fan posted:

So, uhh... this was first posted on SA on Friday, is that when it was first uploaded?

Because that gives me certain suspicions about who the very pinheaded uploader might be,

lol

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'




i viewed the piss tape and was immediately catapulted into a manic state. the last time this happened i had a premonition of TYUIMP wininng the election.
this is how i know, through the power of severe mental illness, that this tape, while diminished in form and stripped of much of the true Piss Tape's power, is Real

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009







Flavius Aetass posted:

i've been of the opinion that it is extremely real as well, i just want to address everything as it comes up

is this something that different camera lenses would do? certainly he wouldn't look that large from that height with the human eye

if you imagine a tiny-rear end inconspicuous bug camera it's gonna have a similarly tiny focal length and create an image distorted five ways to sunday, yeah

e: here, for reference, ty wikipedia for letting me lift this:


In this computer simulation, adjusting the field of view (by changing the focal length) while keeping the subject in frame (by changing accordingly the position of the camera) results in vastly differing images. At focal lengths approaching infinity (0 degrees of field of view), the light rays are nearly parallel to each other, resulting in the subject looking "flattened". At small focal lengths (bigger field of view), the subject appears "foreshortened".

juche avocado has issued a correction as of 07:44 on Jan 29, 2019

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009







No. 1 Apartheid Fan posted:

So, uhh... this was first posted on SA on Friday, is that when it was first uploaded?

Because that gives me certain suspicions about who the very pinheaded uploader might be,

holy poo poo

ArmZ
Jun 5, 2004

You are what you want.

real

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009







ugh i hate how real it is

Avirosb
Nov 20, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Wh- what if the piss tape is like the Ark of the Covenant :ohdear:

Or that cursed tape from The Ring. Would you just watch the piss tape for 7 days or what

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo


Every morning so far since I got to witness The Fragment (The Droplet? The Spatter?) I woke full of newfound joy and will to live.

I also think my chronic flatulence has been miracleously healed.

The Piss Tape, which is extremely real, truly is the redeemer of humanity, one to wash our sins away.

Once it reveals itself in its original format and glory, a new age of pissful ecstasy will flood us all.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011



No. 1 Apartheid Fan posted:

So, uhh... this was first posted on SA on Friday, is that when it was first uploaded?

Because that gives me certain suspicions about who the very pinheaded uploader might be,

It was also first uploaded to 4chan if the person who first posted it in the Trrmjkpl thread is to be believed.

Big :thunk:

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009







yeah extreme lmaos

El Mero Mero
Oct 13, 2001



I don't want to go through 1000000 posts to see who first posted it. Is it more real or less real when you know who the uploader is?

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008



net work error posted:

It was also first uploaded to 4chan if the person who first posted it in the Trrmjkpl thread is to be believed.

Big :thunk:

4chan really is the first rear end in a top hat on the human centipede that is the internet meme machine.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

El Mero Mero posted:

I don't want to go through 1000000 posts to see who first posted it. Is it more real or less real when you know who the uploader is?

The suspicion is that it's pinhead my man
Roger "Not A Crook" Stone

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009







El Mero Mero posted:

I don't want to go through 1000000 posts to see who first posted it. Is it more real or less real when you know who the uploader is?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3878487&pagenumber=3062&perpage=40#post491999426

again, it came from 4chan; it wasn't uploaded by a poster here, this person came across it and then shared it with the trump thread

also 4chan & specifically /pol/ is the noted hangout of, unironically, don jr and roger stone and basically all of them (that's the holy lmao that just dawned on me courtesy of No. 1 Apartheid Fan a few posts up)

obviously it could've come from somewhere else originally before it ended up on /b/ or /pol/ but this is the best we know about its provenance

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'




Teal posted:

Every morning so far since I got to witness The Fragment (The Droplet? The Spatter?) I woke full of newfound joy and will to live.

I also think my chronic flatulence has been miracleously healed.

The Piss Tape, which is extremely real, truly is the redeemer of humanity, one to wash our sins away.

Once it reveals itself in its original format and glory, a new age of pissful ecstasy will flood us all.

Droplet is better than fragment and I am ashamed to have neglected this more perfect word

Also, same

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009



It's real

net work error
Feb 26, 2011




Very

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'




Avirosb posted:

Wh- what if the piss tape is like the Ark of the Covenant :ohdear:

Or that cursed tape from The Ring. Would you just watch the piss tape for 7 days or what

anyone who would not watch it for 168 straight is a heretic and a traitor

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009



7 days after you watch it trump climbs through your tv and forces you to piss on your own bed

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ArmZ
Jun 5, 2004

You are what you want.

Mayor Dave posted:

7 days after you watch it trump climbs through your tv and forces you to piss on your own bed

that just makes me want to watch it more

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