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what's the best part about the piss tape being real
the part about the actual president being that petty that he wanted piss on obama's mattress
the part about kushner not doing great at his assigned role as middle east peace specialist failson extraordinaire
the part about vladimir putin actually having kompromat and getting the fbi director fired through its influence on the potus
the part about barron trump just holding a snowglobe wondering what it's all for, while his dad ends the world with his idiocy
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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





i have a problem with the phrase "most figuratively" as used in context in that piss tape post piece

i don't think it conveys the intended meaning very well, it's like a bad compromise position to avoid using "literally" to mean "not actually LITERALLY but frickin close enough, soooo"

probably a zealous editor's fault :engleft: neway just had to get that off my chest thx for reading and may the piss tape be upon you

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





wearing piss tape real hat rn, posting in piss tape real thread,

piss tape is real

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





The Nastier Nate posted:

If the piss tape drops how am I gonna go into work the next day and talk to all my boring middle aged suburban
Coworkers without screaming out “ITS REAL ITS loving REAL AND I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!!!” Every 10 minutes.

perhaps by having a hat
which would solidify its realness
& your claim to it
in artifact of 100% bangledeshi cotton

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





peeing while wearing said hat

it owns

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





crazy cloud posted:

driving under the effluence

:vince:

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





when tf is anyone in media gonna say piss tape

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Flavius Aetass posted:

i've been of the opinion that it is extremely real as well, i just want to address everything as it comes up

is this something that different camera lenses would do? certainly he wouldn't look that large from that height with the human eye

if you imagine a tiny-rear end inconspicuous bug camera it's gonna have a similarly tiny focal length and create an image distorted five ways to sunday, yeah

e: here, for reference, ty wikipedia for letting me lift this:


In this computer simulation, adjusting the field of view (by changing the focal length) while keeping the subject in frame (by changing accordingly the position of the camera) results in vastly differing images. At focal lengths approaching infinity (0 degrees of field of view), the light rays are nearly parallel to each other, resulting in the subject looking "flattened". At small focal lengths (bigger field of view), the subject appears "foreshortened".

juche avocado has issued a correction as of 08:44 on Jan 29, 2019

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





No. 1 Apartheid Fan posted:

So, uhh... this was first posted on SA on Friday, is that when it was first uploaded?

Because that gives me certain suspicions about who the very pinheaded uploader might be,

holy poo poo

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





ugh i hate how real it is

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





yeah extreme lmaos

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





El Mero Mero posted:

I don't want to go through 1000000 posts to see who first posted it. Is it more real or less real when you know who the uploader is?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3878487&pagenumber=3062&perpage=40#post491999426

again, it came from 4chan; it wasn't uploaded by a poster here, this person came across it and then shared it with the trump thread

also 4chan & specifically /pol/ is the noted hangout of, unironically, don jr and roger stone and basically all of them (that's the holy lmao that just dawned on me courtesy of No. 1 Apartheid Fan a few posts up)

obviously it could've come from somewhere else originally before it ended up on /b/ or /pol/ but this is the best we know about its provenance

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





i know how to use the 4chan feature called "not going to 4chan" sry that's all i got

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





i do have a layman's understanding of focal length, lens size, f-stops, and other photography stuff tho so feel free to not ask me anything more complex than what i can half-remember from hobbying and a photography class in high school

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





does 4chan even provide hosting for videos

oh it was an animated image file yeah? so i guess it does

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





lmao poor nichael

https://twitter.com/PerennialFuckUp/status/1089329543414984704

:shobon: also i feel for you friend

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Source4Leko posted:

This. This is whats confusing from the aspect of 'people trying to troll everyone with a set and a camera' or 'state intelligence agency basically doing the same'. No traction at all. Dump it into the middle of a thread in the garbage pit of the internet and that's it. It doesn't make any sense.

lol @ (real spoiler for a recent (bad) movie:) the ending of Glass being completely unrealistic

(this is a serious post)

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





sorry, working through the thread

Source4Leko posted:

https://www.businesstraveller.com/news/2012/02/01/five-bulletproof-presidential-suites/

If the photo in this article is actually the suite and the bed the room layout here doesn't match what's in the video.

lmao @ the sense of humor of the person who wrote this:

The presidential suite, located on the top floor of this hotel and measuring 237 sqm, is supposedly the largest suite in the city with uninterrupted views of the Kremlin, Red Square and St Basil’s Cathedral. The suite consists of one living room with a grand piano, dining room, an office and boardroom, a master bedroom and a total of two fireplaces. This suite also has its own telecommunications system.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





twoday posted:

someone go to Moscow and stay in the room

stephen colbert and his team already did and they broadcasted it what's to add??

efb: wow way to stealth edit in the thing so i have to post efb now

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





twoday posted:

Wouldn’t this make trump like 10 feet tall

it's also, whether the genuine article or a fake attempting to look like the real thing, gonna be recorded from... something much tinier than a standard television camera

juche avocado posted:

if you imagine a tiny-rear end inconspicuous bug camera it's gonna have a similarly tiny focal length and create an image distorted five ways to sunday, yeah

e: here, for reference, ty wikipedia for letting me lift this:


In this computer simulation, adjusting the field of view (by changing the focal length) while keeping the subject in frame (by changing accordingly the position of the camera) results in vastly differing images. At focal lengths approaching infinity (0 degrees of field of view), the light rays are nearly parallel to each other, resulting in the subject looking "flattened". At small focal lengths (bigger field of view), the subject appears "foreshortened".

(focal length isn't the same thing as lens diameter but a tiny lens on a tiny assembly has a very hard, very low cap on focal length; iirc)

juche avocado has issued a correction as of 07:32 on Jan 30, 2019

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Streak posted:

It's not real.

ah hit me with that episstemology, dj, hit me with that beat

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Streak posted:

It's not real.

aw yeah bounce bounce baby

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





my super resolution is to get a job

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