Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
what's the best part about the piss tape being real
the part about the actual president being that petty that he wanted piss on obama's mattress
the part about kushner not doing great at his assigned role as middle east peace specialist failson extraordinaire
the part about vladimir putin actually having kompromat and getting the fbi director fired through its influence on the potus
the part about barron trump just holding a snowglobe wondering what it's all for, while his dad ends the world with his idiocy
View Results
 
  • Post
  • Reply
net work error
Feb 26, 2011

One important detail I haven't figured out yet is if the tape is audio or video? Is it a cassette?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

The Nastier Nate posted:

I got into a Facebook argument with a hardcore trumper who is so blinded by his love for strong daddy that he refuses to accept the piss tape is real. When I showed him that twitter thread his only response was "oh well source D lied"

When the piss tape drops I'll have to find the grandest way possible to say I told you so

Pee on him

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

The piss tape is not a conspiracy theory because it is fact. If you do not acknowledge that then get the hell out imo.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

It's nice to know we have a strong celebrity ally for the cause. Stephen Colbert knows the truth.
https://youtu.be/Lk1uBMZOaXc

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Is there a better group to share the Piss Tape other than WikiLeaks? It's in their name!

net work error
Feb 26, 2011


MattY would be a terrible person to release the tape. He'd write some dumb thinkpiece filled with dumb stats like the percentage of minerals in piss or whatever.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

If it's an .mkv does that mean the pisstape is actually an anime?

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Coolness Averted posted:

the piss tape is real

This is the only real truth now in this strange world.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

What if it's like The Ring tape and kills those who watch it? Maybe the Piss Tape is too dangerous?

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

The Nastier Nate posted:

The piss tape was filmed in 2013.

But its destiny...that was forged in the cosmos.

From the big bang to the big piss, all of time and space was sending us forward to this moment.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

BORN TO VIEW
WORLD IS A gently caress
URINE ON ALL 2016
I am a piss tape
2000 MEGABYTE MKV

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

an actual dog posted:

‪🗣 P-I-S-S‬
‪🏟 P-I-S-S‬
‪🗣 T-A-P-E‬
‪🏟 T-A-P-E‬
‪🗣 What does that spell?‬
‪🏟 PISS TAPE‬
‪🗣 What does that spell?‬
‪🏟 PISS TAPE‬

:eyepop:

net work error
Feb 26, 2011


No truth but piss truth.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

financially racist posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS TRUMP PISS TAPE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE PISS ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTERS, RUSSIAN WHORES. I DO EVERY PISS AND I DO EVERY PISS HARD. MAKIN SPLASHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME N-WORD BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED RUSSIA'S MOST DANGEROUS HOTEL. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN THE WHITE HOUSE AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN THE WHITE HOUSE CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Top City Homo posted:

the piss tape is real and its in you

post :pisstape: and get yourself quoted for the truth to be revelaed

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

The piss tape should be Creative Commons!

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

In order to avoid payments I will begin to use the phrase "the piss tape is existing"

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

gently caress it THE PISS TAPE IS REAL folks!!!!
:10bux:

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Best Giraffe posted:

tapes of tapes, lies within lies... the journey to the golden fountain of truth that is The Piss Tape is long and frought with misfortune

Good thing this thread is the truth.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

You can't see gravity yet you know it's there. You haven't seen the piss tape (tm) but it's existence is unquestionable.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011


Piss Tape - An HRC Joint

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Me: articulate, well spoken, believes in piss tape.

You: doesn't believe in piss tape,

Taintrunner posted:

PISS TAPE! not real!!!!! very much not real. PISS TAPE! AINT RRRRREESESAAAALLLL!!!!!

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

It pains me to admit that anime is not real but I can, with full confidence, say that the piss tape is real.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Mo_Steel posted:

whenever someone calls it the pee tape i wince

pee tape sounds phony; but piss tape is real.

Holy poo poo I thought I was the only one. I've corrected people multiple times on it.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Is this all hands on piss deck?
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/amp/trump-bodyguard-testifies-russian-offered-trump-women-was-turned-down-n819386

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

What if the piss tape is both real and reel? 35mm?

net work error
Feb 26, 2011


Christmas wish list finished.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Flynn is yet another step towards piss.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

I've been good this year, maybe there will be a nice piss tape in my stocking??? :dance:

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

2018, as every year before it will be the year of the piss tape.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Imagine being a part of the GOP and going through this huge cover up because your boss doesn't want the piss tape out lmao. Like just let it flow bro lmao.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011


Moving on to my next premise. *sniff* I believe that we have come to something new with iideology. It is a creation of capeetalism *sniff* but *sniff* is something entirely new.

To simply call it *sniff* iideology would be insufficient. No. Instead *sniff* we must create something new. Something outside of what is currently known. This is why this new premise *sniff* I propose today is past *sniff* iideology.
Because of this new media *sniff* the Piss Tape we move past iideology now to a new frontier which I propose is not iideology but instead peeedeology. *sniff* The Piss Tape is real and so *sniff* a new phrase must also be created with it and this new phrase I propose now is peeedeology.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Feinstein has the piss tape.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

:eyepop: amazing

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

🎶I don't practice Santeria
I ain't got no yellow ball
Room cost a million dollars but they
Pissed on it all~🎶

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

🎶Ooohhhh we're halfway there
🎶Wooooaaahhh pissin' on Serta

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Taintrunner posted:

still no piss tape...

Those who do not believe in piss tape will never see it, those who believe in piss tape will never need to.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011


I swear to the piss isis pissliphate

net work error
Feb 26, 2011


🎶 I see streams of yellow, bed sheets too🎶
🎶 I see them stain for me and you🎶
🎶 And I think to myself....🎶
🎶 Yes the piss-tape is reeeeeal🎶

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Another Friday night just me and my thoughts about the piss tape.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply