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what's the best part about the piss tape being real
the part about the actual president being that petty that he wanted piss on obama's mattress
the part about kushner not doing great at his assigned role as middle east peace specialist failson extraordinaire
the part about vladimir putin actually having kompromat and getting the fbi director fired through its influence on the potus
the part about barron trump just holding a snowglobe wondering what it's all for, while his dad ends the world with his idiocy
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Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

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Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

what does power smell like

urea

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tomato Burger posted:

The piss mattress is real! It had come to America and Pruitt was trying to spirit it to a safe house!

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/epa-s-pruitt-told-aide-obtain-old-mattress-trump-hotel-n879836

IT'S SO loving REAL

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

Needed more yellow/brown stains

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

WampaLord posted:

The Piss Tape also is an Assist Trophy and a new stage.

The stage is "The Mattress"

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
The urine record

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
Ondemand piss stream

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
Live slowpisstv pisscam

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
POE (pisstape over Ethernet)

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
Piss!

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
the piss tape is real but will not reveal itself to us until we're ready to accept it

we're not worthy enough to behold the pisstape yet

we have to earn it

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pancakes posted:

I've tried, lord how I've tried

stay strong, brother; a true apostle of the tape such as you will surely live to see it in the whole divine glory of it

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
:pisstape::pisstape::pisstape::pisstape::pisstape:
:pisstape::pisstape::pisstape::pisstape::pisstape:
:pisstape::pisstape::pisstape::pisstape::pisstape:
:pisstape::pisstape::pisstape::pisstape::pisstape:

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
it's real

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
Donald Trump, the piss estate mogul,

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
it is true and it is good and it is real

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

Feranon posted:

generally speaking, the gods don't interact with us in direct, overt ways as it would shatter the veil between worlds. it's like a prime directive thing. thus, we remain free to think and act as we choose

upon entering our universe the Piss Tape immediately ascended to supreme godhead, meaning that it was always here already, and being brought into physical existence by some russians was a mere formality.

and yet, despite being The Most High and suffusing all points in space and time, the Piss Tape still does not reveal itself to us. instead it watches quietly without imposing, just like the old gods, leaving us free to reject it's Truth if we so foolishly desire

truly the Piss Tape is merciful and benevolent beyond measure, even respecting the freedom of infidels to be infidels!

then again, I suppose ignorance is its own punishment

No life can be fulfilling without faith in the piss tape.

No death can be peaceful without a wish to see the tape on your lips as you pass away.

The piss tape doesn't punish for denial but it does weep for those who do not believe in it, because it knows their lives will be never complete without it.

It is real and it knows you, and it loves you.

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
Trump, I have never interpellated you before –
I have no jurisdiction for it.
No one, not even you, will remember if there was Russian collusion,
Why we didn't vote for Hillary and why she lost.
No, all that matters is that piss tape stands against many.
That's what's important.
Piss pleases you, trump, so grant me one request –
Grant me vision of the piss tape!
And if you do not listen, then the impeachment with You!

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

sleeptalker posted:

Merry Pissmas!

It's not the actual anniversary of any particular piss tape event, of course, merely a day to celebrate and reflect on It's mysteries.

there's an old custom where at the christmas dinner, you leave an empty plate ready on the table for a potential traveler

well, I leave an empty VCR with a TV just displaying static playing through the christmas

sometimes, in the corner of my eyes, I can almost glimpse something beautiful and holy, in the static, but when I focus on it, it's gone

I don't doubt for a second one year the tape will be with us, playing on that VCR, in all its glory

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
My 2019 resolution is to see the pisstape

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

Inspector Hound posted:

Pence releases piss tape as his coup de grace to secure the primary

lol if you think Trump doesn't have a whole bookshelf full of horse tapes to prevent exactly that

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
As a unipisstapist I recognize only one true piss tape, with all the other piss tapes simply existing as facets and spiritual reverbations of the one true tape. Even the piss tapes that came before and all the ones that will come after are tied as one infinite piss continuum. Even pissing without it being taped should be a moment remember and contemplate the beauty and importance of the original piss tape, which is absolutely real.

I will piss in the name of the tape until the day my kidneys fail.

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

ikanreed posted:

I wish I had the CIA job of recovering the piss tape to protect us dignity

Imagine a bond movie where the entire time the agent is trying to retreive the piss tape to stop the president from getting blackmailed but in the end instead of destroying the tape, he uploads it to pornhub

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
the only way pisstape could be not real is if absolutely nothing isn't, never has been, and never will be real

but that is a pointless argument because the piss tape is real

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
*whispers, softly* it's so loving real

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
Already removed, you fuckers better have made a whole array of backups

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
Well now we just wait and see if trump freaks THE gently caress out; if he does, this is absolutely real

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
Blessed be the piss tape, which is real.

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
smh, every true scholar of the pisstape knows that the oiriginal tape is PAL

edit; also, real

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

Flavius Aetass posted:

wow v proud of our giant presidnet

The pisstape is taken from a perspective of a camera that's lower down and further towards the wall on the right, the perspective makes trump (and the bed) look yuge when superimposed like that.

I'm sorry but it's extremely real.

(Also I'm not sorry at all)

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
Can't wait for some CSPAMMY goon to end up getting their teeth pulled in FSB custody as the Russian secret police absolutely refuses to believe they got themselves caught disassembling their TV embedded surveillance devices only to figure out if the pisstape is real on behalf of the forum.

I can't wait for it to be me, actually

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
Every morning so far since I got to witness The Fragment (The Droplet? The Spatter?) I woke full of newfound joy and will to live.

I also think my chronic flatulence has been miracleously healed.

The Piss Tape, which is extremely real, truly is the redeemer of humanity, one to wash our sins away.

Once it reveals itself in its original format and glory, a new age of pissful ecstasy will flood us all.

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
I tried a few searches with site:http://4chan.org/ on google and immediately found some archived thread but immediately almost threw up trying to read the posts so someone else try that

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
pissssssssssssssssssssssšsssssss

tęp

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
Please let me visit and experience the piss tape room in VR

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

Is this man even trump? He's not orange at all

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

reignonyourparade posted:

Lol it's so loving real

There's never been anything as real as the piss tape

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

I recognize what this is from

And I hate it that I do

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
The piss tape presented itself to us to reveal how little else on the internet is real anymore

Run to the hills!

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Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dustcat posted:

just lmao if you didn't save the piss tape on an sd card to show to the last children of humanity on the last functioning hand-cranked chromebook

Flash storage on SD cards will deteriorate and you risk eventually losing the data.

The most reliable long term storage is data tapes

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