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what's the best part about the piss tape being real
the part about the actual president being that petty that he wanted piss on obama's mattress
the part about kushner not doing great at his assigned role as middle east peace specialist failson extraordinaire
the part about vladimir putin actually having kompromat and getting the fbi director fired through its influence on the potus
the part about barron trump just holding a snowglobe wondering what it's all for, while his dad ends the world with his idiocy
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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

disappointed the comments don't include a string of "piss tape is real"

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

net work error posted:

BORN TO VIEW
WORLD IS A gently caress
URINE ON ALL 2016
I am a piss tape
2000 MEGABYTE MKV

logikv9 posted:

piss.tape.2017.1080p.MKV

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

i can't sleep but the knowledge that the piss tape is real comforts me in the long dark night :pisstape:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


noice

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

thiknin bout dat piss tape

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Top City Homo posted:

the piss tape is real and its in you

post :pisstape: and get yourself quoted for the truth to be revelaed

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

what if we're looking at it all wrong

and it's actually it's a piss scotch tape that trump and some russian hookers pissed on, with dna evidence

and the video is actually on a microsd card from a stolen kremlin camera

blasphemy. orb will punish you for your lack of faith.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

there is no orb but orb and the piss tape is its prophet.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Hi

could you all help me with my HW

I started an M.A. program about which I can offer no details—not the name of the degree or even the title of the class—without giving away what university it’s at. it’s either fringe or cutting edge, depending on your reality tunnel. The program has been around in one form or another for fourty years. During out last class session we talked about meme magic, Pepe and the Cult of Kek, and watched part of an Adam Curtis documentary.

Our big paper for the course is to investigate a “fake news conspiracy” and how it’s been reported various media (Fox, Wall Street Journal, blogs, ect.). Obviously I’ll be writing on the Piss Tape. I’ll have to source the verge article but only because she beat me to it

but I was hoping that some of you could give me piss tape (tm) good quotes that you’d like to see in an academic journal someday

don't forget the orb

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Taintrunner posted:

the piss tape is STILL not real

qfb

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

crazy cloud posted:

Behead those who insult Piss Tape

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

the piss tape is not real, the piss tape is real

to see these as separate concepts is to think with your grasping mind

release your hold and the piss tape will flow through you

the piss tape is real

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Piss Tape

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Taintrunner posted:

another piss tape (which is NOT real) in the wall

Who is the liar but the one who denies that the Piss Tape Is Real? This is the antichrist, the one who denies the Orb and the Tape. Whoever denies the Tape does not have the Orb, but the one who confesses the Tape has the Orb also.

 

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

we should be thankful for the unbeliever because it shows us the true folly of man, and allows us the blessing of proclaiming the truth that the piss tape is

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

THE REVELATION OF THE PISSIAH IS UPON US

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

THE TRUE PROPHET GEORGE PISSADOPOLOUS IS A MAN SENT FROM GOD. HE IS NOT THE TAPE, BUT HE COMES TO BEAR WITNESS FOR THE TAPE SO THAT THROUGH HIM EVERYONE MIGHT BELIEVE. HiS VOICE IS OF ONE CRYING IN THE WILDERNESS, A TESTIFIER AND A CONFESSOR, WHO WILL BAPTIZE US WITH PISS IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY ORB. HE IS A BURNING AND SHINING FLATSCREEN, AND YOU WILL REJOICE IN THE LIGHT OF THE PISS TAPE.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LrKERlFSZM

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

wait this one is better


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCEbqo27taM

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Carter page is all part of Orb's plan.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Taintrunner is carter page.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

the motherfuckin piss tape is motherfuckin real

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

triple sulk posted:

i just saw that post denying the existence of the piss tape

please notify me of all posts in which the piss tape's being real is denied. i will not accept this.

:patriot:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Mo_Steel posted:

Will Piss Tape be released in 4:3 or 16:9 or 16:10 ?

original format is probably 16:9 but it should be translated into all forms so that as many people as possible can behold the glory. inshallah.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

net work error posted:

Christmas wish list finished.

merry pissmas binch

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Feranon posted:

if it's real but people never get to see it then it might as well not be real :thunk:

release that gotdamn piss tape already

the piss tape exists unto itself

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


comey sucks and this is all his fault

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

The Nastier Nate posted:

Firing Comey directly resulted in Mueller's appointment and gave the most powerful law enforcement agency in the world an ax to grind with Trump.

His sacrifice was for the greater good, the piss tape demanded it.

the piss tape has always existed and relies on no man for its reality

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

The Nastier Nate posted:

The piss tape is like climate change. The vast majority of cspamers have looked at the evidence and agree it’s real and the only debate is the extent of how much piss is involved.

But every once in a while you get a few wingnut piss tape deniers who think they know better and everyone knows they’re wrong and dumb and living in a fantasy world.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Digital Jedi posted:

I hope Santa brings me the piss tape for Christmas!

only thing on my list!!!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Broken Box posted:

I don't believe that anything is real except the piss tape

even george berkeley would believe the piss tape is real

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Taintrunner posted:

well into 2018 and still no piss tape

The Piss Tape does not mark time at man's will.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

get that OUT of my face posted:

i call it "pisslighting." just like "gaslighting" but for the piss tape

except the piss tape is real

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

hello muddah. hello faddah. here I look at. Trump's piss watah.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

paul_soccer10 posted:

Has anyone said I want to peelieve

"pee tape" is haram

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Taintrunner posted:

ladies and gentlepissman, i present to you



The pissciples came privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of the coming of the Piss Tape, and of the end of the world? And they were answered "Take heed that no man deceive you. For many shall come in my name, saying, I have the Piss Tape; and shall deceive many.

And ye shall hear of piss tapes and rumours of piss tapes: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the Piss Tape is not yet. But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall witness the Piss Tape."

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

We all know the piss tape is real. But have you considered the possibility that the piss tape is realer than real?

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

rudatron posted:

the piss tape is in betamax

the superior format

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

ikanreed posted:

Imagine you woke up one morning and it turned out the piss tape was fake. Could you continue living?

the piss tape exists across all possible dimensions of space-time so this is inconceivable to me

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