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I recently started playing Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor and encountered a few interesting orc names. I feel compelled to make orc names... I want to get hired for the next game as the Chief Engineer of Orc Naming.

examples of the ones from the game
Borgu the Complainer
Dugza the Funny One
Norsko the Whiner
Ratlug Ugly Face
Ukbuk Drooler

So...here is my portfolio so far (don't worry i will refer to it as my Orcfolio when I apply at Mordor)
Twiztid Firestarter
Shrinkwrap Fleshbeef
Trashbag
Pfilthung the Litterer
Graveside Masterpiece
Mrinf the fffthpo
Dabbin Fidgetspin
Thrug Burnward
Vorth the Apologetic
Hrungar the EverSad
Slowger Baconfat
Stergmer Dumpsterburger
Gromdexter Babyshaker

# ? Jun 9, 2017 18:47

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 00:36

Macnult

Dildor the Impaler (orc wizard)

# ? Jun 9, 2017 19:51

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Spud Angry
Boats the Scrapper
Booger Impressive
Spud Angrier
Donny the Accountant
Krug the Dopey Little Bitch

# ? Jun 9, 2017 20:02

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Skug Arsetooth
Grundlefuck
Johnny Ümlaüt
Thorgrak the Unremarkable
Cory Hotlips (the only way to kill him is to break his heart)

Jedrick fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Jun 9, 2017

# ? Jun 9, 2017 21:52

Pizzatime

Grom Hellscream

# ? Jun 9, 2017 21:54

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Gandalf the GAY

# ? Jun 9, 2017 21:58

cda: by Hand Knit

Oxycontin
Xbox
Pope

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# ? Jun 9, 2017 22:05

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Margaret Leghair

# ? Jun 9, 2017 22:12

Password_Is_Taco

Buff Drinklots

# ? Jun 9, 2017 22:29

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Bush Didnineeleven

# ? Jun 9, 2017 22:43

Helluva

Tarbucks

# ? Jun 9, 2017 23:57

Benjamin Danklin

Ironsack

# ? Jun 10, 2017 00:04

joke_explainer

Boats Torture
John Orc
Mr. Cool Baby Ice KING
Affrit No-Hippocampus
Jordankso the HIT Workouts Orc
The Eviscerator 3000
Jimmyclaw the Sommelier
Targ-man Deadfoot

# ? Jun 10, 2017 01:04

joke_explainer

They rescue Jimmyclaw from the Ghost Rangers or whatever, "Yeahhh!! Looks like exquisite wine pairings are back on the menu boys!! No more sitting there wondering if this red is a dry one or a sweet one, Jimmy knows it all!!"

# ? Jun 10, 2017 01:07

cda: by Hand Knit

joke_explainer posted:

John Orc

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# ? Jun 10, 2017 01:12

Killer Low Life

Vistango Fitzgerald

# ? Jun 10, 2017 02:38

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

Sinders Eggyshinez*

*Only applicable to a lava orc made of chromium who can run one hundred miles a second on a planet with a neon-based atmosphere. And he really really loves loves loves omelettes.

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# ? Jun 10, 2017 02:47

Soulkys: The beast of Tanagra

Bun gungler

Fukl soursniff

Taintsaint

Yamaha

lmao @ Ironsack

# ? Jun 10, 2017 06:31

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Horsalami Futurekicker
Shaggy the Too Dope
Boopsy Blood-Harvester
Delirium Krimbo
Markmarker Yaybo
The Mexican
Diredocks Dogpolice
Odelay Papapump
Jeffrey Flockaflame
Adema Buggles

# ? Jun 10, 2017 11:44

Manifisto

Vegan Bloodfeast
Nurple Spatchcock
Brickhouse Jones

# ? Jun 10, 2017 12:17

Senior Management

Chill McWeedCatte
Butt Towel-Floss
Lurch Big-Butt
Charles Theodore Robinson III

:jerry:

# ? Jun 10, 2017 12:21

Twenty Four

Frontbutt Backwardswalker

# ? Jun 10, 2017 14:09

cda: by Hand Knit

Fork
Bathmat
Small Fork

# ? Jun 10, 2017 16:16

They Might Be

Grumb Slanger
"Foots"
Turboramp

# ? Jun 10, 2017 16:45

Ultra Spoot

Cubone posted:

Booger Impressive

# ? Jun 10, 2017 17:14

Ultra Spoot

Crunch Buttsteak
Dirk Hardpec

# ? Jun 10, 2017 17:23

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

Barbra Streisand

# ? Jun 10, 2017 17:27

Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

Hogge the Mild

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# ? Jun 10, 2017 18:23

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Dumpy Spiderman

# ? Jun 10, 2017 18:49

cda: by Hand Knit

Thunder Moose posted:

Barbra Streisand

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# ? Jun 10, 2017 19:24

cda: by Hand Knit

Jedrick posted:

Dumpy Spiderman

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# ? Jun 10, 2017 19:24

google THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY

# ? Jun 10, 2017 19:39

Impkins Patootie

~always orc to no good~

# ? Jun 10, 2017 22:25

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!