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N. Senada: My kidneys are busted

Ja-oohhhn Redcorn

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# ? Jun 18, 2017 19:21

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Kale

# ? Jun 19, 2017 01:19

Munchables: Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Bertram the Easily-winded

# ? Jun 19, 2017 04:24

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

oliwan posted:

Kale

IS THIS MANFLESH LOCALLY SOURCED? DO YOU SERVE CRAFT GROG? WHERE CAN I TIE UP MY COMPACT, FOOD EFFICIENT WARG?

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# ? Jun 19, 2017 18:23

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Gnargalarg Chunderfuck

# ? Jun 20, 2017 09:21

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

Jedrick posted:

Gnargalarg Chunderfuck

the g's are silent.

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# ? Jun 20, 2017 17:36

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Deceptor Raisin-Baker

# ? Jun 28, 2017 03:26

Dead Hippie Ghost: tears for queers
afk -> you know me
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Rishli the chill

# ? Jun 28, 2017 03:30

joke_explainer

The Weed Orc

# ? Jun 28, 2017 05:49

ToastedCrumbs

joke_explainer posted:

The Weed Orc

Kone Punchar

# ? Jun 28, 2017 07:12

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

Krungar Kayakenjoyer

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# ? Jun 28, 2017 18:32

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Shitskin the Necromancer

# ? Jul 29, 2017 19:35

Petr

Bonerdick Clubmyfoot

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# ? Jul 31, 2017 04:07

Petr

Dep'Endz the Incontinent

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# ? Jul 31, 2017 04:07

lumpanoodle

joke_explainer posted:

The Weed Orc

# ? Jul 31, 2017 05:17

Peanut Butler

craig loaf

# ? Jul 31, 2017 06:42

Petr

Ebay Guy

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# ? Jul 31, 2017 06:55

Senior Management

Butt'Floss Bannedfrompool

:jerry:

# ? Jul 31, 2017 13:39

Petr

Hernia Steve

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# ? Jul 31, 2017 15:16

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Hokker Loogee
Blowchunk Snotslurp
Crunchclot Scabmunch
Hookhand Slowparry
Chewcrotch Groinbite
Junkpunch Ballswole

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# ? Jul 31, 2017 15:44

Twenty Four

Grape Nuts.

# ? Jul 31, 2017 16:22

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

The poster name of anyone in this thread + Splatmaster

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# ? Jul 31, 2017 16:26

Twenty Four

Splatmaster posted:

The poster name of anyone in this thread + Splatmaster

I feel dirty

# ? Jul 31, 2017 16:29

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Twenty Four posted:

I feel dirty

Twenty Four Splatmaster **passes out in fear of the name**

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# ? Jul 31, 2017 16:36

Petr

Zachary the Brother-in-Law

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# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:09

Twenty Four

Splatmaster posted:

Twenty Four Splatmaster **passes out in fear of the name**

With apologies to the general public, I am still glad to be your friend!

# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:55

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

Meeksha Splatmaster.

That actually sounds like a plausible Orc name.

hmm.

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# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:27

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Meeksha posted:

Meeksha Splatmaster.

That actually sounds like a plausible Orc name.

hmm.

Twenty Four posted:

With apologies to the general public, I am still glad to be your friend!

Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Jul 31, 2017

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# ? Jul 31, 2017 21:24

Petr

Timmy Orcington

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# ? Jul 31, 2017 22:31

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

Bubby Slubbub

Slurm Gerber

Juicy Fruit

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# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:10

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Kakra the Corckrea

Ulu Lilia

Bryan Rodriguez

I dunno, I'm not cut out for this

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:27

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Skynflap the Turgid

# ? Aug 4, 2017 21:36

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

flapjack the short stack

grum lonelyboy

shrake wolfpounder

roy g biv

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# ? Aug 4, 2017 22:07

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

A cave full of a circle of orcs, hooting and hollering, as orc models walk around in identical loincloths and strips of fur.

crimes

# ? Aug 4, 2017 22:50

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

two orcs bump elbows at the salad bar. "grunkleshank" they mutter to each other, each worried they have offended the other, but when their hands brush as they reach for the fallen tongs, their eyes meet, and time slows. Is this just happenstance, or the beginning of something. . . more?

crimes

# ? Aug 4, 2017 22:51

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

i'm a orc riding the commuter rail. the conductor makes me stand with my club in the bike zone. "that club isn't luggage, it doesn't belong in the overhead luggage racks." he says. i lean awkwardly next to the lavatory stall, making smalltalk with the bikers.
"where do yall get them shorts?" i ask. "i need something for under my leather loincloth-thong. i'm leaving assprints on the chairs at work."

crimes

# ? Aug 4, 2017 22:53

ron color

joke_explainer posted:

Boats Torture
John Orc
Mr. Cool Baby Ice KING
Affrit No-Hippocampus
Jordankso the HIT Workouts Orc
The Eviscerator 3000
Jimmyclaw the Sommelier
Targ-man Deadfoot

# ? Aug 5, 2017 03:22

ron color

Jedrick posted:

Randy Spacejam

joke_explainer posted:

The Weed Orc

Meeksha posted:

IS THIS MANFLESH LOCALLY SOURCED? DO YOU SERVE CRAFT GROG? WHERE CAN I TIE UP MY COMPACT, FOOD EFFICIENT WARG?

# ? Aug 5, 2017 03:27

ron color

REEKVAPE MOONDABS
MANDIG HOPER
SKRUG SNOWFUCKER
MURD BIRDER
YODEL JABRONI
RICKY CHESTNUT
JIMMY LA PUERTA
TWITTER PARTY BRODIE
KEVIN
STEREOPTICON
CRANG

# ? Aug 5, 2017 03:36

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:52

Petr

Theresa May

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# ? Aug 5, 2017 04:12

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