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pram
Jun 10, 2001
jurassic park is the greatest computer movie (ever?) ghas lots of computers, and inspired me to become a unix janitor. who didnt want to be dennis nedry when they grew up?



dude is living the dream. post about your jurassic park memories itt

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Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
hope you get eaten by a dinosaur op

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
it's a unix system, i know this

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

was this movie the first enterprise hardware product placement?

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh4zvQfDhi0

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I saw it in theaters and the dinosaurs were scary

pram
Jun 10, 2001
yes i watched it again in theaters when jurassic world came out. it was good. i didnt watch jurassic world

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


if they don't give you the figgies then you unleash the dinos it's a very simple thing to understand

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

i used to have one of those little stress-reliever squeeze things on the desk. i imagine being dennis nedry must have been very stressful. that's probably why he died of heart failure.

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
jurassic world was real real bad and dumb and a complete waste of some good comic actors

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Stymie posted:

jurassic world was real real bad and dumb and a complete waste of some good comic actors

yooo I pirated it and I turned it off half way through. what a loving waste of time

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Stymie posted:

jurassic world was real real bad and dumb and a complete waste of some good comic actors

what the

*shakes laptop and bangs it against table a few times*

the fuckin stymie is broken what the gently caress

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC
hold on to your butts

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
the part that really drove home the intense badness was the scene with the prolonged and gratuitous death of the assistant who had been watching the kids

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Stymie posted:

the part that really drove home the intense badness was the scene with the prolonged and gratuitous death of the assistant who had been watching the kids

it was bad as soon as they introduced the raptors and what's his name

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
also the genetic super evil t-rex hybrid cloned from the most evil of dinosaurs

tmesis
Jan 18, 2007

sup holmes
Megamarm
i learned about cray supercomputers from reading the book as a little child

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
it's cool that films have become a complete oroboros in which bougies remake their childhood movies to show their own children

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

it's a unix system, thank god!

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


a good music video

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
jurassic world made at least 1.6 beezies so expect even worse sequels

Lenny Nero
Apr 14, 2007

I'm the magic man...The Santa Claus of the subconscious
Definitely one of the best, though it did scare the poo poo out of my young childe self when I saw it in theaters. I also recall that my friends and I would buy these really great (dumb) collectible cards from 7-11 after the movie came out:



Also, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fsn_(file_manager)

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Lenny Nero posted:

Definitely one of the best, though it did scare the poo poo out of my young childe self when I saw it in theaters. I also recall that my friends and I would buy these really great (dumb) collectible cards from 7-11 after the movie came out:



Also, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fsn_(file_manager)

lmao buying cards

hosed if you didn't pump that change into mortal kombat or street fighter

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax

The Management posted:

it's a unix system, i know this

Came to post this

Btw that was a real file system browsing program for sgi irix

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
do you know anyone who can network 3 connection machines and write 2 million lines of code for the price I bid?

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Silver Alicorn posted:

do you know anyone who can network 3 connection machines and write 2 million lines of code for the price I bid?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
can dinosaurs masturbate? science will help answer the question no one asked

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

echinopsis posted:

can dinosaurs masturbate? science will help answer the question no one asked

u r a weird sex pervert echi

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

do modern reptiles masturbate? do birds or fish?

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

i know i do

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

BONGHITZ posted:

do modern reptiles masturbate? do birds or fish?

if you're a mammal your hands are gonna be all over your junk all the time

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

akadajet posted:

a good music video

ya

got a grammy nomination too

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

akadajet posted:

u r a weird sex pervert echi

god gave boners 2 us 4 a reason

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

pram posted:

who didnt want to be dennis nedry when they grew up?

ISTR the nedry actor got fit and buff, but I don't know if he later fell back into the Fat Man Trap that always beckons :ohdear:

pram
Jun 10, 2001
sounds bad for his career as hes type cast to be the grotesque and obnoxious fat guy

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
dennis nedry is real and he is my friend and he is coming to post here

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008
The moral of the story of Jurassic Park is that it's impossible for there to be zoos.

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



no the moral is eat more goats

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