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badass, extremely badass t-shirt he won't fix your computer- heck, i bet he won't even fix his own mother's computer
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RISCy Business posted:badass, extremely badass t-shirt he won't even fix his own, that's how punk he is
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Jun 12, 2017 04:34
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'No, I will not gently caress your computer'
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Jun 12, 2017 04:35
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Jun 12, 2017 04:39
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Jun 12, 2017 04:53
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oh hell yeah
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Jun 12, 2017 05:13
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Midjack posted:he won't even fix his own, that's how punk he is whenever his computer breaks he just buys a new one (six figgies, bs cs (top 50))
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Jun 12, 2017 05:13
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in my experience they will still fix your computer
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Jun 12, 2017 05:54
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yes, i will carry a printer for 2 miles to help you
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Jun 12, 2017 05:59
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i would do anything for love, but i won't do that
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Jun 12, 2017 06:21
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you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
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Jun 12, 2017 06:30
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I'll fix your computer real good 
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Jun 12, 2017 06:41
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please fix and spay your computers before you gently caress and cum in them
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Jun 12, 2017 08:23
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Suspicious posted:yes, i will carry a printer for 2 miles to help you
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Jun 12, 2017 08:27
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my mother woke me up this morning and started asking about computer (i'm on the west coast and she's on the east). i told her it wasn't a good time so it's me OP, i'm the guy who won't help mom with computer
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Jun 12, 2017 23:02
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at this point I'd assume wearing that shirt was ironic or early '00s cosplay
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Jun 12, 2017 23:04
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its part of my daily carry
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Jun 13, 2017 00:09
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pram posted:its part of my daily carry remember when iphone users had more dumb poo poo in their 'carry' vs android phone users. i do.
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Jun 13, 2017 00:59
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he fixes her computer?
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Jun 13, 2017 01:35
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qirex posted:at this point I'd assume wearing that shirt was ironic or early '00s cosplay maybe it's in earnest. handsome young hipster english teacher or w/e wearing one and being like "no, i just don't know gently caress-all about computers"
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Jun 13, 2017 01:40
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you mean this guy?
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Jun 13, 2017 02:13
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SO DEMANDING posted:you mean this guy? nice selfie
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Jun 13, 2017 02:23
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Suspicious posted:yes, i will carry a printer for 2 miles to help you put it on cafepress or whatever with a clipart of a laserjet 4 or something and i will buy it immediately.
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Jun 13, 2017 02:32
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unironically had this shirt in college. got conned into fixing someone's computer...the shirt was supposed to prevent this from happening again. it also prevented me from getting laid.
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Jun 13, 2017 02:42
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SO DEMANDING posted:you mean this guy? lol
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Jun 13, 2017 02:52
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Suspicious posted:yes, i will carry a printer for 2 miles to help you
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Jun 13, 2017 03:00
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loose female acquaintance
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Jun 13, 2017 03:20
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fine but I better get a hug out of this
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Jun 13, 2017 03:30
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The Management posted:fine but I better get a hug out of this lol i forget the story, but doesn't he end up sulking back the 2 miles he came while she loves up on a pair of handsome bros?
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Jun 13, 2017 03:38
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Roosevelt posted:lol i forget the story, but doesn't he end up sulking back the 2 miles he came while she loves up on a pair of handsome bros? he panicked because there was a pair of panties on her bed and then he freaked out because she had her boyfriend there the whole time
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Jun 13, 2017 03:43
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does he get a hug tho?
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Jun 13, 2017 05:03
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what does your heart tell you?
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Jun 13, 2017 11:22
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SO DEMANDING posted:you mean this guy? Holy crap. Made me do a double take. For a second, I thought he was carrying this bad boy... 
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Jun 16, 2017 01:19
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Roosevelt posted:lol i forget the story, but doesn't he end up sulking back the 2 miles he came while she loves up on a pair of handsome bros? A loose female acquaintance of mine calls me at 1:00am today and asks me if I could print something on the computer for her and bring it over in the afternoon. "Hey yeah sure sure, whatever you need I'll help you, I'm all yours," I tell her. She sends me this file and lo and behold I can't open it. It's made in Microsoft Publisher and I don't have that program so I begin panicing, trying to find this program or a way to print the file. Scouring the internet yields no results and I do my usual pacing in my room. I finally come up with an idea and I tell the girl, if I can proceed with it. The plan was I would carry my printer about 2miles to her house, print out the needed pages, maybe talk to her a bit while I was there. I was hoping for at least a hug out of this ordeal. By the time I get there, I'm wet all over from sweating in the +90 degree heat outside and carrying a heavy motherfucking HP Deskjet printer. The first thing I see upon entering her room (my first time in a girl's bedroom) are some panties on her bed. After the initial shock of seeing such a horrific sight for the first time, I setup the printer and get my job done. However, I did consider sniffing the lingere when she left the room once, but with the wuss that I am, I just ended up staring at them the whole while. That was a sarcastic joke for those of you too stupid to realize that To make a long story short, just as I was finishing up with the printing job (which was hefty), her boyfriend and his gay friend walk in, say hello, and begin hanging out in the room as they waited for the girl to finish this work so they could go to the mall. This effectively ruins my chances of getting a hug and I walk another 2 miles home with the motherfucking printer in hand. The only thing that I got out of this were some very painful fingers and a "thanks" as I walked out her bedroom door. So, am I pathetic for doing all these things? It wouldn't be the first time I've pledged my heart and soul to a girl and gotten back almost nothing in return. I would hate turning her or anyone else I knew down or making up some lie.
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Jun 16, 2017 04:17
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That was a sarcastic joke for those of you too stupid to realize that.
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Jun 16, 2017 04:31
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Jun 16, 2017 04:54
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SO DEMANDING posted:you mean this guy? lol
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Jun 16, 2017 05:15
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yes, i will empty your buffet
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Jun 16, 2017 05:18
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Bulgakov posted:yes, i will empty your buffet
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man he really gave that girl his heart and in return she horrified him with panties that he was too chicken to sniff
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