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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I bought a bone and destiny 2 so im gonna bookmark this thread

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I am the day walker

I pass between sharktank and hugbox unscathed

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Why in the world would anyone be excited about another controller from the people who made this creaky squeaking rear end poo poo that still uses AA batteries

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
The one with the middle management orgy

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Because youre poo poo from a chapped rear end

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Oh cool a flimsy door on an already flimsy controller and a new expense two hours after the included ones give out. This owns.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I have both consoles and have never had a single issue with either dual shock for 2 years

Like one week into bonerdom the bonetroller creaks and deforms under any sort of grip like some 10 dollar universal tv remote, half the buttons have weird wiggle room in their seats and it wont play nice with half the rechargeables ive got. It sucks.

Yeah I'd like the ds to last longer and I'll be sad when it dies but it hasnt yet.


Edit: lmao if you dont have a socket near where you sit or a decent length mini usb.

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Sep 27, 2017

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
At least on 360 you had a choice between a rechargeable pack that could charge while playing or being this terrible monster person

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
The bone is supposed to be for my wife but she contracted elder scrolls online fever and her brothers xbone is broken so she's got the ps4 for now. She says she hates the grips on the dual shock and that theyre for dumb people with "trump hands"

Destiny 2 is a good game

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Sep 28, 2017

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Besides the batteries and creakiness and weird arbitrary symbols for start and select the bonetroller is pretty good

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
It doesn't take a lot of effort and idk if its just mine, but its real. I can move the seams around on the back/inside portion near the triggers to where one side will almost go under the other.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
[quote="“TheScott2K”" post="“477044172”"]
Sunset Overdrive, the One True Exclusive
[/quote]

Honestly one of the worst games i played this gen. It retroactively makes jet set radio worse.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Nothing says no one cares about the good and cool ps4 exclusives like sneeringly bringing them up unprompted multiple times in a thread for a whole other console.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
It's actually good now because i bought one with t*m br*dy on the box

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Why the gently caress does only NHL let you spectate from the bench/sideline when youre doing a season as one specific player and you arent in? I swear madden doesnt even let you spectate defense at all if you're playing an offense guy.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I dont even know what the sharktank deal is. One second we're talking italian disco deep cuts the next people are having children. All the while there's oddly well informed posts about technical poo poo and ethan makes a bad decision monthly.

Its good and fun and everyone here is welcome to post there.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
[quote="“Real hurthling!”" post="“477158923”"]
Its true mine came totally empty and had to be loaded with software manually
[/quote]

Mine had the original hotshots golf on the BIOS and it only works on kaz's birthday if you laugh real hard into an eyetoy's microphone

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I was in canada this weekend. When i came back the border officer asked me the hawks/rams score and let us through when I got it right.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Animals should be allowed to fight but not forced.

Make it like golf where the animals just roam in a reasonably large area and if a fight happens a crowd of gamblers run over and start wagering.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
MEA is very bad but we all play bad games now and then. The multiplayer was ok though.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Just skip the middleman, rename their studio after some mid-level shadowrun reference, force them to sleep 8 hours a week for a month and then fire them all.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Barudak posted:

Hell yeah, we can play the worst Red Faction game in a franchise with some mindboggingly bad ports and a N-Gage title.

Fusion Frenzy remains great but what we really need is the greatest sports game of all time, Death Throw.

Death Throw was legit, it was as close as that gen ever got to a Mutant League sports game and it was drat close.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Sunset Overdrive was extremely bad. As in one of the worst games I've bothered giving time to this generation bad.

We're talking Gone Home bad

And it was free

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
1) yeah, if a bit dated in a few ways. Still feels good flying around.

2) yeah, with friends in a mario party kind of setting

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
*Johnny Depp walking away from your company talking on his cell phone*

Yeah turns out its a giant X box, not a sex box

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Fanatic posted:

Nah, it's awesome. You probably just sucked at the parkour, which admittedly takes some getting used to but feels great when you master it.

Nah, it sucks. You probably just played tony hawk way past the point that was embarrassing, and are invested in not declaring an entire half of the notable xbone exclusive library a complete turd.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Trackmania is the poo poo, but i love time trials more than any other kind of videogame racing

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
If he's def not gonna play anymore and you want to have all his games available offline youre also allowed to switch which console that account considers its primary/home console, but you can only do it once per year or so. Havent done it in a while but it looked like the option was still available.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

fishmech posted:

The only exclusive Sony has is no games so I don't see how that's an advantage.

*rolls up on futuristic motorcycle dragging a dead mexican*

:smugdon:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Halo 3 upgrade sounds great

Not like 500 dollars for something with no games good but yknow

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Skate 3 is the best game on xbone, and because there's no easy way to play it on PS4, xbone is the best console. Good for them for recognizing this.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Sakurazuka posted:

It's a neat bonus but the vast majority of people don't really care.

To be honest if the bone had BC at launch i wouldnt have even considered a ps4. No one really cares now but back then it could have been a big rear end deal.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
And then not even have the balls to pull it from Playstation smdh

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

CDHiggs posted:

360 games look too good to be true on the XOX. Gears of War 1-Judgment, Red Dead Redemption, Shadows of the Damned...I mean, GODDAMN.

Someone screenshot what skate 3 looks like for me plz

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Real hurthling! posted:


Sunset overdrive is pretty mediocre and halo 5 is halo for whoever still cares


Not really. Its like Halo where 1/4th if it is COD now.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

:laffo:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Titanfall is cool and Im old enough to remember when this thread hated digital foundry

That is all, over and out

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
*light shines into thread as I pickaxe through the rock walls surrounding it*

My god, the legends were true. A long lost games thread with perfectly preserved posters that expected Capcom to put effort into something.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Thats an outlier based on some rogue pervert not caring if they sell his after work hobby

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
More like Pogrom the way they draw non japanese

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