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Douchebag
Oct 21, 2005


Josh Lyman posted:

Does... Brandel Chamblee count?

Brandel needs to be replaced with John Maginnes.

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009




The sound levels are hugely different between the 2 featured group streams.

Fox is amateur hour.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

Joe isn't great by any means but he's honestly fine and he's a ton better without Aikman dragging his rear end down. He's also become far more self-aware lately.



Go Rickie

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG!!!


Dinosaur Gum

I would like to see Davis Love IV do well, with his dad caddying

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009




Dufner had to take an unplayable in the fescue off 15 green. You idiot!

DJ's group got a cart ride from 10 green to 11 teen. Don't think Fowler's group did.

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004


These fake bird sounds are ridiculous. There's hardly any trees anywhere Fox!

Kameh
Apr 27, 2004

Resident Sergio Apologist
CHAMPION


mattfl posted:

These fake bird sounds are ridiculous. There's hardly any trees anywhere Fox!

What is this, THE MASTERS?

Suprfli6
Jul 9, 2008

God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

I'm enjoying seeing a Gooch on top of the leaderboard.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009




There may be a Jennifer Lawrence-level actress who uses the name Gooch for hotel reservations.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005



Nice bounce back Matsuyama!

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~


Wait, is Poulter not even in this? God dammit I was in such a hurry with work. I can't find his name on the leaderboard.

As of right this moment, Bill Haas has not teed off yet for his first round, so I would like to switch to him, please!

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009




EnsGDT posted:

Wait, is Poulter not even in this? God dammit I was in such a hurry with work. I can't find his name on the leaderboard.

As of right this moment, Bill Haas has not teed off yet for his first round, so I would like to switch to him, please!
You are in for Bill Haas.

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~


Josh Lyman posted:

You are in for Bill Haas.

I *just* noticed your post telling me Poulter wasn't in the field hahaha. God drat west coast time difference!

Thank you

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004


EnsGDT posted:

Wait, is Poulter not even in this? God dammit I was in such a hurry with work. I can't find his name on the leaderboard.

As of right this moment, Bill Haas has not teed off yet for his first round, so I would like to switch to him, please!

Poulter would have had to go through sectional qualifying to play and decided it was too much golf after playing a few weeks in a row so he withdrew.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009




EnsGDT posted:

I *just* noticed your post telling me Poulter wasn't in the field hahaha. God drat west coast time difference!

Thank you
Oosthuizen would also be a decent pick considering how he played at Chambers Bay. Good results since the Masters too.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

yeah I wouldn't count Oosthuizen out by any means

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~


DJExile posted:

yeah I wouldn't count Oosthuizen out by any means

He's burned me in the past haha

Hand Row
May 28, 2001


Conditions are pretty perfect today so they should crush it. Sunday could be windy though to setup a crazy finale.

Farking Bastage
Sep 22, 2007

The only happy place left on earth.

Matsuyama got hosed on that approach. Hard

Kameh
Apr 27, 2004

Resident Sergio Apologist
CHAMPION


Rahm putts off the green and I jizz in my pants.

If he 3 putts (e: he just did), is it a 2 putt or 3 putt?

Wow, he's steaming rn.

Farking Bastage
Sep 22, 2007

The only happy place left on earth.

John Rahm after that 3-putt

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009




Kameh posted:

Rahm putts off the green and I jizz in my pants.

If he 3 putts (e: he just did), is it a 2 putt or 3 putt?

Wow, he's steaming rn.
The stats will show he only made 2 strokes on the green.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009




DJ with a 7 on a par 5

edit: lol missed the fairway with an iron on the next hole.

Josh Lyman fucked around with this message at Jun 15, 2017 around 15:12

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009




Fox constantly apologizing for no audio from impact, no audio from walking commentator.

Where's the shot tracer every hole you fucks?!

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004


Josh Lyman posted:

Fox constantly apologizing for no audio from impact, no audio from walking commentator.

Where's the shot tracer every hole you fucks?!

By golly those bird noises are working great though lol

Farking Bastage
Sep 22, 2007

The only happy place left on earth.

Rahm is going to wrap a club around his caddy before long. He's NOT happy.

Hand Row
May 28, 2001


Woah the blimp started on fire and dudes parachuted out.

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009



Dirty old man El Pato alert.




Dirty old man Ernie too.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG!!!


Dinosaur Gum

hahaha chucking one's club is golf I recognize

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009




"This isnít the first time that Amandaís academic career as impacted Philís U.S. Open campaigns. In 2013, Golf Week reported that Phil flew from Pennsylvania, where the Open was taking place, to California the day before the tournament started for Amandaís middle school graduation. He then flew back to the course for tee time."

I didn't even know middle school graduation was a thing.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009




Hand Row posted:

Woah the blimp started on fire and dudes parachuted out.
I thought you were trolling but

https://twitter.com/msiggyy/status/875387281426841602

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

Josh Lyman posted:

I didn't even know middle school graduation was a thing.

white people

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005



DJExile posted:

white people

Participation trophies.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009




Baby Boomers and Gen Xers ruined everything.

Frank Viola
Feb 12, 2014


Josh Lyman posted:

Fox constantly apologizing for no audio from impact, no audio from walking commentator.

Where's the shot tracer every hole you fucks?!

Shotlink is not on the course this week. Off week.

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004


Just realized I could do this lol

Feature group 1/group 2/fox broadcast

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009




The afternoon featured groups are pretty great:

Bubba Watson, Sergio Garcia, Adam Scott
Jason Day, Justin Rose, Rory McIlroy

mattfl posted:

Just realized I could do this lol

Feature group 1/group 2/fox broadcast


I'm the fidget spinner.

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004


Josh Lyman posted:

The afternoon featured groups are pretty great:

Bubba Watson, Sergio Garcia, Adam Scott
Jason Day, Justin Rose, Rory McIlroy

I'm the fidget spinner.

Don't forget the fidget cube either

And also, I get to watch a whole round of Bubba! WOOOO

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

I'm the altoids tin

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009




I don't get fidget spinners.

I've never held one.

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