Wolfenstein: can't believe wolf 2 is just a looped gif of the richard spencer punch

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Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

Grey Fox posted:

Hi, I'm here for the meltdowns.

If I wanted to shoot the grandfathers of AntiFA, should I start with 2009 or the newer games?

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 20:21

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 07:52

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Mel Brooks was right. Jews did master space travel.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 22:03

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Humerus posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUFryhE5rwA

There's maybe a little more information here, but nothing super new/surprising.

Oh also if you feel you must have a faux leather replica of BJ's yellow jacket, Bethesda has you covered for $98!

Does it come with signature machine gun?

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 02:12

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Al Cu Ad Solte posted:

If TNC combines TNO's narrative design with TOB's player driven level and gameplay it will quite literally be the greatest game ever made. Being able to gun down Nazi sympathizer KKK fuckfaces is just a sweet cherry on top.

I want a weapon that makes a funny use of ragdolls. Maybe an electric whip that grabs people and lets you smash them into walls until they gib.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 03:38

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juggalo baby coffin posted:

you mean play as?

Nope.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 15:54

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David D. Davidson posted:

Woah slow down there, don't want to piss off the alt-right too much.

Or the alt-left.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 00:26

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dmboogie posted:

that's not even a thing, you dipshit

It has been for months. Sorry someone had to tell you.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 00:45

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You should always have a murder-boner towards Nazis and KKK, if your heart was in the right place.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 01:27

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If they do go ahead with experimenting on people and cyberization, I want to see nods to Bionic Commando.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 02:28

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I would like for Soros to make an appearance, even if only to taunt you through radio.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 19:09

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Fellbat posted:

A timeline where JFK is the one shooting politicians from book depositories.

Would JFK instead be shooting up in book depositories?

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 23:11

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Sitting in his kampfy chair taking aim.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 23:36

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Repeatedly tap X to delay labor.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 16:52

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Wolf09 can let up on their gogogo script. You put money and fluff in weird areas and still expect me to race through corridors ignoring them?

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 05:57

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Just noticed they don't allow the Steam overlay on Wolf09 and screenshotting.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 06:34

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The MP40 in Wolf09 is slow garbage. I liked it better in The Saboteur.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 03:38

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The GOG version is much better and people have fixed the map bug. If they can mod fast travel, save anytime, make your rebel allies useful, and more music, it would be amazing. Travel is terribly long for some missions.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 05:48

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They missed an opportunity to transfer BJs melee objects like an angry god, to ripping apart Germans the same way. I can obliterate tables, but that black shirt is not getting his head punched off like a Jason execution.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 17:02

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Does BJ have a moral code against killing women? BJ is allowed to murder prostitutes (of course) in Wolf09, but not the SS secretaries.
I should try the prequel if it really has zombie soldiers.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 21:26

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I had to watch the Wolfenstein 2009 Let's Play after my saves got corrupted with loading map crashes right before the ending. It was good, but having to leave Veil on all the time because BJ took strolls when he ran, got really tiresome. It could have done away with the hub since it served to pad too much time. Mashing Mire on groups of Black Bloc never got old. It was so much fun opening boxes, bypassing shields, telling ambushes to gently caress off.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 06:40

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BillBear posted:

The KKK are pretty retarded since the Nazis were also anti catholic and were heavily pro protestant due to it's Germanic origins. I think the KKK as much as they would love their racial policy, would likely be resistance fighters since they really loving hated enemies of America (and anti German feelings were really drat strong post WW1 and beyond) and wouldn't like having their gun culture destroyed and their policy being led by dirty foreigners.

It would set up a great scene in TNC, the KKK go and offer BJ some sort of alliance and his response is to simply detonate their skulls with his trusted shotgun while claiming that they are simply nazis in dressing gowns or some poo poo. It would be sweet as gently caress.

Similar ideology, whiter clothing.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 04:33

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Cicadalek posted:

I wonder how much of the cartoon will be referenced ingame. I can see a scenario where BJ punches a man dressed as the main character and steals his clothes for a disguise. Or the various resistance leaders dress up as the villains.

The ending will be a cartoon format of this, complete with German sound effects words.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 06:28

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The last pair of Wolfenstein games are on sale for $5 each at this link.
http://www.wingamestore.com/showcase/Bethesda/

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 02:18

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You can buy both of them at that link.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 03:30

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A shame it is not a suitcase. Would have brought back fond memories.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 00:27

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Two Owls posted:

Also, that seems like unambiguous confirmation that Hitler's still alive.

He got better.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 01:58

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What's more interesting, are that people who escaped from countries like that end up getting attacked for saying bad things about Socialism.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 02:35

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The brain will summon endless copies of clones in glass vats, who can only be destroyed when you kill the head, and automated turrets will fire at you. All in a couple minutes before a nuke is dropped on your friends.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 02:17

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Kaiju Cage Match posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3VRSfLHlZw

Outlawing chocolate? The Nazis have gone too far.

It is not even the good kind of chocolate.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 16:38

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Strawberry cows for the most racially pure strawberry milk.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 17:00

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Billy sounds insulting.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 18:34

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Arcsquad12 posted:

I'm still not entirely sold on wolf09. TNO raised the bar for presentation by hiring actual German speaking actors so it's hard going back to zee accents of der amerikaners pretending to be German. I also find the aiming controls a bit too sluggish even when I tweak the mouse sensitivity, and I've never liked the vagueness of regenerating health that doesn't have a health bar to signify just how badly I've been hit. It feels like a game with old school design sensibilities tried to merge with new game features at the time, but it lacks the polish that New Order has attempting the same thing.

It also may give you a game-breaking glitch where the game crashes and corrupts your saves.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 21:07

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We should have voted in the KKK supporter instead. I'm with her.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 01:10

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Quicksilver6 posted:

I'm hype as hell for this game, and have been trying to get my fix with some of the alternatives mentioned here such as The Saboteur. There's also a standalone Doom mod called Wolfendoom: Blade of Agony. Despite the title being rather generic sounding, it's a pretty fun Wolfenstein game made by fans in the Doom engine. It doesn't require anything though! You can just download and play.

Brief review: Starts out Medal of Honor, ends up Indiana Jones, complete with boulders and comically huge robo-nazis. The second episode came out last month, strongly recommended!

Also I really, really am hoping that we get The Second US Revolution as promised in the preview blurb, we get to hear something like the Battle Hymn of the Republic. Somehow I feel like that song basically describes BJ in a nutshell, if you replace "His truth" with "His never ending thirst for nazi blood".

fake edit: Blade of Agony also features Mighty Boot functionality for maximum Nazi Stomping

Can you mod it for double mighty boot?

# ¿ Aug 21, 2017 04:45

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I have enough Wolfenstein games to play all of October. A whole month of Nazis and zombies.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 01:49

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If only I can wield a gun in my chest.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 06:48

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The bad guy always has the best toys.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2017 02:08

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Anime Schoolgirl posted:

i hope she suddenly becomes incredibly acrobatic (despite no physical bodily change) if she joins the socialists

They will probably give her an awesome battle suit that allows it like in the Venture Bros.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2017 21:45

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 07:52

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This is what happens when you don't have a stereotypical fat southern sheriff getting worked up over those Duke boys evading him again.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2017 18:19

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