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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Go Vandals


I'm late: ha rizzowns

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

The new coffee delivery sensation that's sweeping the nation!


Late but imo we should probably keep this "Rizzo lead off" thing going for a bit.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003



Wow that was bad, Kris

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

aaaaaaaaaag


Ham Wrangler

this is some good Red Sox maybe this game won't go extra innings

lol yeah right

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003



Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Wow that was bad, Kris

Wow that was worse, Kris

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


oh no kris bryant has the yips

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003



R.D. Mangles posted:

oh no kris bryant has the yips

Fortunately he fielded the one grounder that mattered well enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOp8w2PgHlM

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

The new coffee delivery sensation that's sweeping the nation!


What the gently caress, KB?

Also lol how was that first one a hit.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003



Uh oh, Neil Walker just hosed up his hammy

iKickDogs
Aug 31, 2001



jesus loving mets

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


jesus christ, the mets

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

The new coffee delivery sensation that's sweeping the nation!


The MetsTM

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003



Have they fired their athletic trainer yet?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the mets are a superfund site

iKickDogs
Aug 31, 2001



at least the mets have a bunch of guys who can stand at infield positions and look kind of like they belong there

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003



BEEFENSE

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


LUMMOXED

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

The new coffee delivery sensation that's sweeping the nation!


A beef basket (catch)

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


WHY AREN'T ENOUGH PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THE WHITE SOX DRAFTING A BIG BEEFY LAD NAMED "JAKE BURGER"

Poque
Sep 11, 2003



beef69

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.


Jays if you could capitalize at all on Odorizzi pitching like poo poo that would be great.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003



Holy loving garbage he murdered that

Poque
Sep 11, 2003



WHAT THE gently caress

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


BEEFED

iKickDogs
Aug 31, 2001



that was the longest home run i've seen to right in citi field

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

The new coffee delivery sensation that's sweeping the nation!


Jesus loving Christ

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Go Vandals


Beef.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


my condolences to mr. met and all of the other giant anthropomorphic baseballs on their loss in that horrific murder

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003



Gonna need the Statcast on that Schwardong ASAP because that's probably close to 500 feet.

e: They're saying 467. It looked longer than that.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003



467 lmao

iKickDogs
Aug 31, 2001





it's true

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008


Jesus Christ blue Jays . Two walks and a bunt single to load the bases with nobody out .

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

Let's* go Blackhawks! The Blues and Red Wings suck.

PLEASE PLAY COMPETENT DEFENSE CARDINALS

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003



Cubs are being BABIP'd to death this inning

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

aaaaaaaaaag


Ham Wrangler

That's cubs

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

The new coffee delivery sensation that's sweeping the nation!


Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Cubs are being BABIP'd to death this inning

It doesn't help that Montgomery can't throw loving strikes.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003



The problem with crowding the plate is umps tend to call outside pitches strikes

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

The new coffee delivery sensation that's sweeping the nation!


Kevlar v2.0 posted:

The problem with crowding the plate is umps tend to call outside pitches strikes

Pretty much the definition of a Rizzo strike:

https://twitter.com/CubsUmp/status/875149096004333568

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

aaaaaaaaaag


Ham Wrangler

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

The problem with crowding the plate is umps tend to call outside pitches strikes

Shut up dad

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003



He's definitely safe

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