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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

david carmichael posted:

Well conor is a big rangey southpaw with power who likes to apply pressure and has cardio issues. Floyd's legs will likely be super shot by the time the fight happens so it will be interesting to see how he deals with the pressure until conor tuckers himself out, and it will also be interesting to see if conor gets outmuscled in the clinch despite being ostensibly a more experienced grappler and much bigger

Floyd will still have enough in him to move for a few rounds, which is how long it will take Conor to get tired. But it won't matter because he will do what he's done to everyone he hasn't felt like moving against in the past decade and just stand in the middle of the ring hitting them repeatedly with right hand leads, then sit on the ropes and let them hit arms and shoulders when he wants a break.

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Gay Horney posted:

I don't think anyone is convinced or at least I'm not. But this isn't the sure thing for Floyd that everyone is falling all over themselves to make it out to be. Floyd's last fight was 2015 I'm not sure what that other idiot was talking about. Two years is a hell of a long time to think you're retired and we've all seen what being 40 does to dudes.

Nothing in combat sports is a sure thing, but Floyd would be heavily favored over any boxer from 154 down so he should be really really heavily favored against a non-boxer who was recently fighting at 145 pounds.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."


Lol, that's Floyd's dad.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

sportsgenius86 posted:

Yes, that would be the joke

I know, and it's a funny one, which is why I was laughing out loud about it.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Mr. Carlisle posted:

This is going to be an insanely fun and entertaining fight no matter what the outcome. When two huge egos clash something very fuckin funny is bound to happen and we all win.

When Conor loses he will just talk about how he challenged himself by fighting the best boxer in the world and now he's richer than any of us will ever be, and will continue to act exactly like he did before.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Rigel posted:

Dana White just said that it will be at T-Mobile arena (so not the MGM Grand which Mayweather originally reserved)

More interestingly, it will be super welterweight, which is 154 pounds. So, Mayweather is coming almost all the way up to McGregor's weight (155). I assume weight cuts are harder for him as he gets older, and he's probably confident that he doesn't need the added advantage of forcing Conor to cut down to win. His last fight was at welterweight (147)

Mayweather has fought at, and won titles at, super welterweight.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

This is going to look like when Mayweather fought Gatti.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

I didn't mean that Keven!

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

1st AD posted:

floyd has not defeated his greatest foe

illiteracy

He's rich beyond the wildest dreams of most people while you're just some poor rear end bitch that can read, seems like he won.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Snowman_McK posted:

What's an example of a really good boxing match to demonstrate the difference between 'punches hard' and 'good boxer'?

Would the Holyfield/Tyson fights count?

Barrera/Hamed

There really aren't many like this though because most boxers who get to fight good boxers are pretty decent boxers themselves, not just guys who punch hard.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

eric posted:

Floyd probably demanded 18oz gloves.

Hrm, he probably didn't.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

The big issue with most of these comparisons to boxing matches is that Conor isn't a pressure fighter, he's more of a boxer puncher/counter puncher in his MMA fights. He's probably closest to Zab Judah as a Mayweather opponent, if Judah was slower and a much worse boxer.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Snowman_McK posted:

I figured it was something like that, it was just a funny way to phrase it.

It's a pretty common way to phrase it in boxing circles. You can watch Canelo/Chavez Jr (though you really shouldn't) if you want an example of a dude trying to box when he should clearly be trying to make it an ugly, dirty, fight. If the other guy has better technical skills often your only chance is to try and rough him up with in-fighting, wear him down with pressure, smother his punches and just put leather on him anywhere you can and try to drag him into deep waters. Basically think of what Diaz did against McGregor in their first fight. The issue is that McGregor isn't that sort of fighter at all and that's about the only way anyone manages to win rounds off of Floyd.

Scapegoat posted:

Has Floyd ever let anyone get under his skin in the ring? All the comments here indicate he's exceedingly disciplined.

You could argue that maybe Ortiz did, but it didn't end up working out so well for Ortiz. But he's generally preternaturally composed. Watch how he reacts to the nut shot and ensuing brawl in his fight with Judah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLgYcvC1QJA

Snowman_McK posted:

IThanks for these. I have a great interest in boxing even though I know I'm understanding a tenth of what I'm saying. I was just remembering a quote from Holyfield where he said 'Tyson tried to box me, and that was my strength' and I didn't fully understand what else it could be for a boxer. Would anyone like to try to explain that? Or is the answer B. CTE?

Watch some of Naseem Hamed fights or highlights and then watch the Barrera fight. Also watch some of the build up to the Barrera fight for the full experience.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Cards are for pussies, Conor needs to get on this level

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_dIxkJ_iEM

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Jack B Nimble posted:

It's Ricky hatton, both for his style and trappings, that makes me feel like we've already seen a technically better version of this fight. Watch out for those check hooks conner...

Conor doesn't fight anything like Hatton.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

freud mayweather posted:

no one has any idea what conor boxes like outside of "poorly."

The guy who has spent his entire MMA career punishing dudes from the outside with his long left hand and looking for counter opportunities probably isn't going to turn into a mauler like Hatton who spend most of his career trying to get right on top of the guys he fought. Ricky Hatton has shorter arms than Frankie Edgar.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

kimbo305 posted:

In the ring with Mayweather, Conor will be extremely tentative as soon as Floyd lands a counter. Floyd will be able to land at will after that. He won't fight like a boxer mostly because he won't be able to generate offense that Floyd needs to care about.

I mean, who knows, maybe? But if that's the case then it sure won't look like the Hatton fight because Hatton was anything but tentative.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

TBeats posted:

The hype train is going to lead to another fight that 99% of people are going to say was boring and not worth the money.

Most people here are saying that it will be boring and not worth the money now, though?

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

kimbo305 posted:

What's the longest time Floyd has gone on the offensive? I can't picture how aggressive he would stay if McGregor offered just token feints to keep Floyd off.

When he was much younger and fighting at lighter weights he throw in combination often and was pretty aggressive offensively. He does it much less these days, but if he's fighting a guy with no defense he will let his hands go.

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/Ku7Knxf

https://media.giphy.com/media/85sQjHjMQS3K0/giphy.gif

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

If Conor gets tired like he did in the Diaz fights Mayweather will absolutely put him away. The fight going the distance makes no difference whatsoever for making money, all of the tickets will have been sold and the ppvs bought by that point.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Marching Powder posted:

Having fan unfriendly fights made him obscenely rich, and carrying a shambling Conor 12 rounds if it means people will buy his next ppv in the hopes of seeing him physically punished for wasting their time is starting to feel probable.

I don't think Floyd cares about selling another ppv. I don't think he cared about this one until it became obvious that it was a huge payday for an obscenely easy amount of work.

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Is 12 2 minute boxing rounds somehow more tiring than 5 5 minute mma rounds? I doubt it.

They're 3 minutes, so 36 total minutes of fighting, so yes, it's pretty tiring. Conor had gone five rounds once and he was running on fumes for the last three.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Just like MMA, boxing is as tiring as your opponent makes it.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

TBeats posted:

Oh so that's why Floyd just runs around the ring for 12 rounds

Conor McGregor, shown here tiring out Nate Diaz with slick evasive defense.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uFqVZLG30kM

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

tesilential posted:

Outside of Olympic boxing, combat sports are not legitimate sport. It's sports entertainment, every single fight event is attempting to print money.

This may shock you, but every professional sport is an attempt to print money via entertaining people.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Nobody cares about boxing in the US, but it's still very popular globally. On the other hand no one anywhere cares about UFC fights not involving Conor McGregor or Ronda Rousey, it seems.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

I think the argument here is that it wouldn't be racist to call a black guy the n-word if you also called a Mexican guy the n-word first.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

I don't see color, but my penis is huge like black mans.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

SnoochtotheNooch posted:

I just wanna Also point out that watch had leather straps.

Do you think the straps are the things that make expensive watches expensive?

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Of all of the guys who've been built up as the guy who will finally embarrass Mayweather this has to be the funniest one by far.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Ugh, I owe the IRS, guess I better fight a 1980s karate movie villain with no professional boxing experience for another 100 millions dollars, this is very embarrassing to me, Floyd Mayweather, a man born without the organ that lets you feel shame.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

The old man version of Mayweather doesn't move a lot. He prefers to stand in the middle of the ring and look for potshot opportunities or hang out on the ropes and let's guys spend energy hitting his arms and shoulders.

So no, that's probably not what will happen. Also, McGregor has literally turned his back and run when tired in a fight, and he will probably do it in this one after he mismanages his energy again and gets tuckered.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Every video I've seen of Conor his left is so low. Floyd's right straight is gonna land every time.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Gay Horney posted:

You don't think at least eight hours a day and having a dedicated team of people work towards studying film developing techniques and daydreaming poo poo in general like it's their only job in the world because it literally is, you don't think those thousands of hours of accumulated manpower won't significantly elevate or enhance your game?

What do you think Floyd's other opponents, all professional boxers, were doing with their time?

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Gay Horney posted:

Show me the twenty years worth of tape on Mac.

Ah yes, his real advantage is that he's never actually done this before, good call.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Gay Horney posted:

Don't forget wait til they qualify for retirement benefits

Floyd Mayweather wasn't terminally old two years ago when he fought an actual professional boxer and won easily, but now he is decrepit and faded.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Gay Horney posted:

Has Floyd fought anyone Conor's size?

De La Hoya, Garcia, Ortiz, Canelo, Mosley. Yes.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Dangersim posted:

Literally everyone is going to watch this lol

It's going to do well, but I don't think it's gonna beat May/Pac.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Hobo Erotica posted:

Do you think there is the same expenditure of energy in MMA and boxing?

ie, is facing a 170 pound kicking and punching and wrestling and grappling Diaz, the same burn as facing a 145 pound defensive boxing specialist Mayweather?

Trying and failing to punch someone repeatedly is very tiring. Also, boxing and MMA are different sports and require different methods of energy management, and Conor has never boxed before, ever, so yes, I think it will be more tiring for him than the sport he has done all his life.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Nate seems to be mad that boxers are saying that Conor is going to get embarrassed in a boxing match but he also says he'd take boxers over MMA fighters when it comes to punching and poo poo, so I dunno what he's actually mad at.

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Volkerball posted:

People who read the results of fights in the news or spend the fight at the bar and barely pay attention. Technical skill be damned, Mayweather is boring as gently caress.

I like watching Mayweather fight.

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