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They're holding up signs and waving flags. Sometimes one of them leads a chant. I tried to wait them out but they've brought tents and food and are prepared to stay out as long as it takes. It's peaceful now but some police have showed up wearing riot gear to make sure things don't get out of control. Whether you agree with their political stances or not, one thing is for sure, they're not going anywhere until I jack myself off. |
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I'd just like to point out that although I used the phrase "jack off", this is meant to be a gender-inclusive thread. In fact I encourage women to come in here with their own stories about how a political faction based around racism and pepe the frog, is demanding that they masturbate.
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Jun 13, 2017 04:10
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this seemed way funnier in my head, tbqh
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little munchkin posted:this seemed way funnier in my head, tbqh no, no. I was amused. and I respect your initiative to start a whole thread. You've earned a "Good poster" sticker for your bravery. It should be in the mail in 6-12 months. e: wrong quote. whoops. Starman Super DX fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Jun 13, 2017
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A look, into to the brain of a man, so wired into the compulsion of daily self-pleasure, it has convinced itself that a Nazi party will protest outside the windows of his home if he does not |
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little munchkin posted:They're holding up signs and waving flags. Sometimes one of them leads a chant. I tried to wait them out but they've brought tents and food and are prepared to stay out as long as it takes. It's peaceful now but some police have showed up wearing riot gear to make sure things don't get out of control. Whether you agree with their political stances or not, one thing is for sure, they're not going anywhere until I jack myself off. look buddy every single person out here, whether alt-right or salt-left, is gonna hold their ground until you jack off, so keep that in mind. we're here, we're...here...we're staying until you rub one out! **crowd murmurs in reluctant encouragement to you, the jacker**
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Jun 13, 2017 06:26
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spite them by jacking off someone else instead |
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hell no we won't go till you go j/o
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the only alternative to right is the left also known as the stranger 
paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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mister magpie posted:the only alternative to right is the left  DANGER! 
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Alt- right guy wearing camo yelling into my closed window: "It's not about sex! No matter what your politics, your beliefs, everyone can appreciate jackin it with a bro! We're all just people! People with junk! It's beautiful. It's.... *starts crying* beautiful |
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I'm honestly about to take over a bird sanctuary because I think any potential j/o would be worth the risk |
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they were there before, you just didn't notice. you notice a lot of things once you stop touching your genitals. |
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Tell them if they want to see you involved in some j/o action so bad, that they are going to have to make it happen. Congratulations on your loads of handjobs from strangers. Jackpot!
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Jun 13, 2017 12:09
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Everyone in this thread is getting a freedom facial. |
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Josh Tillman shows up because he thought it was an alt-light gathering. Stays to play Father John Misty set to help you get in the mood. |
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Had to deactivate my Twitter account after alt-right trolls kept DMing me telling me to jack off
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I am contacting the FBI. An alt-right activist sent me a video that forced me to jack off against my will (hentai)
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When I tweeted a picture of me holding the tentacle porn that the alt-right sent me to make me jack off, I inadvertently had a link to Stormfront open on my computer. Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "anti-Semitism" existed.
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I thought it was a bachelorette party at first because they were drinking using penis shaped straws and had pink frilly cowboy hats until I realised that the hats were real and that instead of saying "swap underwear with a member of the opposite sex" their dare-cards had "subjugate minorities" and "bash a queer" written on them. |
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what if pepe wasnt peeing but jerkong off instead!? would explain why he 'feels' 'good', 'man'
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Many are yelling that they're not alt-righters, they're just ideologically similar. They don't want you to masturbate, they're just heavily implying it would be better for you if you did. Chalk pictures are drawn on the sidewalk featuring unflattering caricatures of you not jerking off. You can see chalk speech bubbles with phrases like "we wuz jelqings" and other things that don't make any sense as a joke unless you googled them and read a bunch of hosed up ideology
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*I show up with stacks of H doujin, which i fan out like ofuda* Don't y'all know protesting here is illegal? You're obstructing the alt-right. . . OF WAY! *I toss the hentai all up into the air, using my Read or Die powers to make all the pages spell out "Stop Sexualizing Your Sisters, Nerds."* crimes |
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It's not about jacking off; it's about ethics in hentai game journalism.
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cda posted:I am contacting the FBI. An alt-right activist sent me a video that forced me to jack off against my will (hentai) cda posted:When I tweeted a picture of me holding the tentacle porn that the alt-right sent me to make me jack off, I inadvertently had a link to Stormfront open on my computer. Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "anti-Semitism" existed. lol |
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heavily breathing left wing rioters and nazi sympathizers who like to build things united in order to buy one of those big mics ajd make a really hot asmr video for me
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Man holding a MASTER RACE MASTUR BATE sign and chanting. |
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Jun 13, 2017 20:42
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Hey hey! Ho ho! If you don't come then we won't go! |
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I'm horny as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!!! |
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Jun 13, 2017 20:48
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*woman with bullhorn screaming* tune in! turn on! jack off! tune in! turn on! jack off!
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the alt-right and the salt left have been united. we must all come together and join hand in hand with our fellow man to ensure that we have release from this terrible prison: this man, must jack off
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cda posted:When I tweeted a picture of me holding the tentacle porn that the alt-right sent me to make me jack off, I inadvertently had a link to Stormfront open on my computer. Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "anti-Semitism" existed.
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We're pissed off! We can't hack it! We came to see this man jack it!
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FactsAreUseless posted:Hey hey! Ho ho! If you don't come then we won't go! also, it's probably just a generic chant, but this one has a distinct Bob & David feel to it.
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little munchkin posted:oh yea this was a mr show sketch already Well right, theirs just wasn't about jackin' it. I was mostly just trying to gauge if FAU was deliberately making the reference or not.
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little munchkin posted:oh yea this was a mr show sketch already little munchkin posted:oh yea this was a mr show sketch already Hilarious and user name relevant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkP_OGDCLY0
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