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____________________________ Money in the Bank June 18th THATS FATHERS DAY!!! WWE Championship Match Jinder Mahal w/ Singh Brothers vs. Randy Orton Money in the Bank Match Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Kevin Owens vs. AJ Styles vs. Baron Corbin vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Sami Zayn First Ever Women's Money in the Bank Match Tamina Snuka vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Natalya vs. Becky Lynch vs. Carmella w/ James Ellsworth Smackdown Women's Title Match Naomi(c) vs. Lana WWE Smackdown Tag Team Championship Match The Usos (c) vs. The New Day ____________________________ Great Balls of Fire(lol) on July 9th WWE Universal Championship Match Brock Lesnar(c) w/ Paul Heyman vs. Samoa Joe ____________________________ Raw Results Raw opened with Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar cutting a promo on Samoa Joe. Heyman calls Joe a fake Samoan unlike the rest of all the related Samoans in wrestling. He calls him a coward because unlike the other Samoans he'd be face to face with Brock and not a coward choking out an advocate. Heyman promises that Joe won't lock in the Kokina Clutch on Lesnar. Joe comes out and gets face to face with Brock and hits him with a headbutt. The two brawl until Kurt Angle sends out security. Security gets tossed and Joe and Brock keep brawling. The whole locker room empties out but Joe sneaks a super kick laying out Brock for a bit. Joe gets ushered up the stage while Brock tries to chase after. Elias "No Longer Drifting" Sampson is in the ring playing his guitar but Dean Ambrose comes out cutting him off because they have a match. Elias Sampson defeats Dean Ambrose because Ambrose was too distracted by Miz and Maryse interfering. Kurt Angle yells at Miz about messing with that match while Kurt was dealing with Joe and Brock. Miz tells him to worry about his own problems and Kurt is livid. Miz wants Kurt to do something about Ambrose and Kurt tells him to basically gently caress off and deal with it himself. Cedric Alexander gets a promo package. Cedric walks into the locker room where Noam Dar is face timing with Alicia Fox. Cedric says he's tried of this feud and tonight it ends. When Dar comes out for their match he's face timing with Alicia still and she's on the tron for some reason and the audio is playing over the sound system. They can't really start the match because of the face time. Cedric squashes Dar while Alicia is managing via facetime/over the sound system. There is a Roman Reigns promo packaged to make sure we remember he's cool. NEXT WEEK ROMAN RETURNS TO ANNOUNCE A SUMMERSLAM MATCH!!! Bray Wyatt cuts his normal promo stuff. Seth Rollins interrupts for his normal promo stuff and I've completely zoned out on it. Seth wants to fight Bray, but Bray teleports onto the tron and continues to talk. The Hardy Boyz are interviewed about their 2 out of 3 Falls title rematch tonight. Apollo Crews defeats Kalisto. Titus O'Neil bought Akira Tozawa a front row ticket in Titus' attempt to recruit him to the Titus Brand. After Apollo wins he pulls Tozawa out of the crowd and puts him in the ring to take a Titus Brand picture. Miz tries recruiting Heath Slater and Rhyno to help him beat up Dean Ambrose and join his entourage. Heath rather be Intercontinental champion. Rhyno is mad that Miz is ignoring him and challenges him to a tag match. Alexa Bliss is in the ring and then Nia Jax is in the ring. Then Mickie James and Dana Brooke are in the ring. Then Emma returns. Sasha is now in the ring. All the ladies fight. They probably do a Heel women vs face women 6 man tag match. Alexa abandon's the heels. Sasha, Mickie and Dana win vs Emma, Nia and Alexa when Emma taps out. There is a Finn Balor promo packaged to make sure we remember he's cool. Corey Graves has a sit down interview with Bayley about her being a huge loser and coward. Bayley awkwardly hugs Corey. Up next is Health Slater & Rhyno vs. The Miz and his mystery partner THE BEAR FROM THE SEGMENT LAST WEEK. The Bear rides a trike down the ring and almost eats poo poo. The bear scratches himself on the ring post before the match starts. Slater and Rhyno defeat Miz & the Bear During the match the bear tagged in did a bear hug and tagged out. Miz was pissed and attacked the bear. It was the same guy from last night and not Ambrose. Miz gets back in the ring and is arguing with Maryse for some reason. The bear is back in the ring and hits Dirty Deeds on Slater. Miz turns around and Ambrose takes the bear head off. Ambrose goes to attack Miz and Miz bump Maryse off the apron and she walks to the back all mad and hurt. Miz turns around to a Dirty Deeds and then Ambrose puts Slater on top of Miz. There is a long Hardyz vs. Cesaro & Sheamus promo package. Neville jumps Rich Swann before their match and it never starts. Neville says he's beaten everyone and no one can dethrone the king. He says Tozawa apparently thinks he's next after a tweet from Titus O'Neil but he's not on the Neville Level. Cesaro & Sheamus were interviewed about their match. They said they were going to retire Matt and Jeff tonight. Big Cass was attacked again backstage before a match between Gallows & Anderson. Revival were literally walking behind where Cass was laying. Cass demands to stay in the match against Gallows and Anderson even though he's too beaten up to wrestle. Anderson & Gallows easily beat Enzo & Cass. They then continue to beat them up until Big Show makes the save. Cass isn't happy about Show trying to help and I'm not happy about this Raw dragging hard since Brock and Joe fought. Speaking of the fight, Joe is interviewed about his clash with Brock and if it changed anything. Joe says they are falling into his trap. Last week they showed that Brock didn't sweat Joe by sending out only Heyman, so Joe inflicted the same harm he will do to Brock on his messenger. Tonight Brock came out to open the show and claim the ring as his home, so Joe walked into his home and disrespected Brock to his face. Joe promises to do the same thing and Great Balls of Fire, lol, and to also make Brock go to sleep in the Kokina Clutch. In a Pizza Hut ad for their cheesy bite pizza Noam Dar was gonna gently caress that pizza until Gallows and Anderson walked in and pizza-cucked him. Sheamus & Cesaro and the Hardy Boyz draw 2 to 2 in a 2 out of 3 falls match where both were counted out in the last fall to end Raw. Who cares. ____________________________ Smackdown Results
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Vince fears Basketball
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 04:10 |
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Noam Dar loves pizza.
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I missed most of the show but that final match was horribly booked and that ending was awful. The Brock/Joe stuff looks like it ruled though.
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Jerusalem posted:I missed most of the show but that final match was horribly booked and that ending was awful. Random WWE Staff: Hey did you see this Omega/Okada draw? It was super over.. Vince: Draw you say? Hold my beer.... Also I wonder if you can get the Club to deliver
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Only Brock gets the whole ring full of security/wrestlers trying to break it up, right?
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I can't believe how they are handling Bayley
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 04:18 |
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Just for fun, I went back to the Discussion thread that was open June 12, 2016 That day I posted that Lawler said the draft/brand split were coming back The only two people anyone (in that and the following thread) was specifically excited to see where they wound up? Finn and Bayley One year later: That DICK! posted:this woman is a loving loser Raskolnikov38 posted:my god just kill the character already Dango Bango posted:This is so loving bad ChuckDeNomolos posted:i want to die Bill Goldberg posted:bayley is loving garbage
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 04:19 |
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jesus that main event finish was really the shart capper on a long drawn out fart of a show. maybe the worst RAW since Miller hosted the slammys
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Chris James 2 posted:Just for fun, I went back to the Discussion thread that was open June 12, 2016 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3784297&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=7#post462449066 11 months.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 04:22 |
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They just lead off a MOTY segment on Bring It To The Table by mentioning Strowman/Reigns
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 04:26 |
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I came in and out of the show and caught the Golden Truth promos, the replay of the Joe/Brock brawl, the Joe promo, and Noam Dar wanting to gently caress a pizza. Best Raw for me in ages.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 04:28 |
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Rename Cesaro and Sheamus "The 50/50s"
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 04:37 |
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the only upside to bayley's segment is that it occurred in hour 2 which i'm fairly certain is going to be the least watched hour of raw in the show's history
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VJeff posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3784297&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=7#post462449066 I depressed myself by going back to this. I miss how good WWE was around this time.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 04:48 |
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WWE has probably the best talent it's ever had and the best overall talent in the world yet it's booking is the worst
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 04:49 |
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They changed the ropes to purple and changed them back 2 times for 8 seconds of actual wrestling.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 04:53 |
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I can't wait for the brain-damaged geriatric that runs this company to finally die
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 05:17 |
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Two months ago at Wrestlemania The Hardy Boyz won a four-way tag match including Sheamus and Cesaro to win the tag belts, two weeks after that Jeff Hardy beat Cesaro, then the next week Matt Hardy beat Sheamus, then two weeks later The Hardy Boyz beat Sheamus and Cesaro at Payback, then two weeks after that Jeff Hardy beat Sheamus, then the next week Matt Hardy beat Cesaro, then the next week The Hardy Boyz + Dean beat Sheamus and Cesaro + Miz, then the next week Sheamus and Cesaro beat The Hardy Boyz to win the tag belts, then this week Sheamus and Cesaro beat The Hardy Boyz, then The Hardy Boyz beat Sheamus and Cesaro, then Sheamus and Cesaro and The Hardy Boyz wrestled to a draw.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 05:17 |
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Putting Joe/Brock in the opening segment was absolutely admitting that this show would be slaughtered by basketball. Excited to see how low they go during football.
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Dango Bango posted:I can't believe how they are handling Bayley I don't know who she appeals to at this point besides neckbeards with hugger shirts. What kid is going to see anything she's said or done in the past few months and think "oh she's cool go Bayley!"?
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 05:21 |
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SatoshiMiwa posted:WWE has probably the best talent it's ever had and the best overall talent in the world yet it's booking is the worst Turns out all the best actors in the world, and wrestlers are actors, can't save a bad script and bad direction.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 05:21 |
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I liked the Brock/Joe segment at the beginning. The last thing I remember before switching to Westworld was Noam Dar losing a match while on facetime
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 05:26 |
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i don't know if there's ever been a more pathetic wrestling character than bayley
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Dango Bango posted:They just lead off a MOTY segment on Bring It To The Table by mentioning Strowman/Reigns Hell,
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rare Magic card l00k posted:i don't know if there's ever been a more pathetic wrestling character than bayley Last week two posters mentioned Eugene comparisons While part of the regular active roster, Eugene's longest period between clean televised singles wins was around 4 months Bayley's on month 5 as of today (happy anniversary ) and counting
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 05:41 |
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Asking genuinely, has there ever been a case of a roster this talented being wasted this badly?
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Chris James 2 posted:Last week two posters mentioned Eugene comparisons I hate to say "Wins and losses don't matter", but I wasn't referring to that. Bayley, as a character who has dreamt of being a professional wrestler forever, dislikes bruising her opponent. She is a professional wrestler who hates participating in in-ring action and trying to win.
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SatoshiMiwa posted:WWE has probably the best talent it's ever had and the best overall talent in the world yet it's booking is the worst Yep. I will say I liked the Joe/Brock thing and Ambrose/Miz. And the NBA has created something/someone I hate more than Brock so there's that!
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Yep. Whether you love him or hate him, you've gotta respect The Big Dogrant, Foochs.
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VJeff posted:Whether you love him or hate him, you've gotta respect The Big Dogrant, Foochs. *extremely Bobby Lashley voice* NYOOOOO!
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 05:54 |
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glad to see jinder and the UK guy finally got titles in the OP pic
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VJeff posted:Asking genuinely, has there ever been a case of a roster this talented being wasted this badly?
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 05:55 |
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I got an e-mail from wwe asking if I remembered how to use wwe network because it's been a few weeks since the last time I watched anything on it. I'm thinking I need to "remember" how to cancel it. RAW is so bad it's making me not care about smackdown by osmosis (Orton and Jinder don't help)
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rare Magic card l00k posted:I hate to say "Wins and losses don't matter", but I wasn't referring to that. And could only win the championship when her friend cheated for her
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 05:57 |
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I didn't hate Raw that much but maybe it's because I'm bothered by IRL poo poo and so disgusted by the NBA Finals that it's like when you have a stomach virus for a long time and then finally keep down some toast and it's not that bad.
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cheese sandwich posted:And could only win the championship when her friend cheated for her She only wants the title so she can pretend to be a hero and icon like Wonder Woman, but does not want to do anything to actually earn said status like participating in a wrestling contest. Are we sure Bayley isn't actually a heel?
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Wow. Raw looks like it was a real stinker. Like, how does that FaceTime segment even exist?
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