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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline?
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The Big3 Tourney 67 22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball 40 13.38%
Where will the Pauls go 54 18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? 41 13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking 97 32.44%
Total: 210 votes
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Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

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go pelicans

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Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

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come to new orleans lebron you'll never have to pay for a shrimp po boy ever again

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

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the great ones tell their gas pains "not today"

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

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R.D. Mangles posted:

lol what could you possibly get in trade that would be worth it for fuckin' lebron

-every draft pick ever until the heat death of the universe
-mason plumlee

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

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Criminal Minded posted:

because 150 points per game

light years ahead of all star game final scores

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > NBA Offseason 2017-18 G/V: If no one appreciated you 11 champ;ipnsikp[ ringhs I did

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

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basically the last two weeks have apparently taught me that apparently nba players are a part of steam's summer sale

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

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PAUL GEORGE -80% OFF
JIMMY BUTLER -40% OFF

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

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R.D. Mangles posted:

the NBA needs to put together a grant package to convince an All-Star level player to play in this godforsaken conference

*susan sarandon voice* for only $1.98 a day, the price of a cup of coffee, you too can convince gordon hayward to to play on the east coast

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

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GobiasIndustries posted:

What, uh...what is the plan for the Bulls, if one exists?

-More money for garpax
-gently caress you

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

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Cool Buff Man posted:

You don't have to laugh but you also don't have to impose your neurosis on everybody. Nobody else had a problem taking it as a joke. Anyways this is really goofy

i have a theory about who this guy is but i won't know for sure until we figure out his opinion on paying women to fart on his face

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

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golden state acquires lebron, rest of league decides "eh, gently caress it" and unanimously awards the 2017 NBA Championship to GSW as the rest of the league stays home to shitpost on twitter and play dota

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

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https://twitter.com/stephenasmith/status/603384079044759552?lang=en

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

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no lebron's going to be paid by disney to shoot hoops at the top of the matterhorn at disneyland

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

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the oklahoma casinos near me play roulette with cards, and that's just not right man, gimme the spinny wheel and the ball to appease my lizard brain

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

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Congrats To Are President For Doing The Impossible And Making Golden State Likable

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

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i, for one, am excited for this impromptu dunk contest where the entire league dunks on donald trump one at a time

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

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*kobe bryant, @dril, and barack obama start wildly waving 10s around after each new tweet is posted*

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

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chunkles posted:

dunking on small slow white men

oh yes, that thing the entire league's been doing on twitter over the past few days

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

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ChickenMedium posted:

Maybe he means small as in petty. Certainly not in the waistband. That fatass is tubbier than Taft.

i mean small as in 5'10

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Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

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