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Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

I'm going to gently caress Captain Falcon in F-Zero Effect

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Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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Alfalfa The Roach posted:

Who's ready for Fed Force 2

Hahahahaha

I'm ready for Federation Force HD, thank you very much.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

I was so, so disappointed when they showed Skull & Bones and it turned out to be another loving multiplayer-oriented game. I really wanted Black Flag with Sid Meier's Pirates! scope.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

lmao rocket league

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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You've already killed 2 minutes with that sizzle reel hurry the gently caress up

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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XENOBLADE

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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lmao that vsync at the top of the screen

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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nice frame rate kid

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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Xenoblade has become loving Tales I guess????

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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Macaluso posted:

Like, Kirby is always mostly the same. But it's always GOOD so I can never complain about a new Kirby

He's a good hand but not why I bought a Switch

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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Tick tock tick tock

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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Hahahahhaha oh my god they're devoting time to Pokken

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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"This will be a rapid fire direct!" they said

But hey you said you're making a Core Pokemon game so come back when you have something to loving show

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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lmao we dont got poo poo to show you but hey get excited over this logo

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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Oh here's a game that's actually gonna come out sometime soon! Please be good.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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Tick tock tick tock

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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Remember this game you bought our console for? Just look at it. Look at it.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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More amiibo great

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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Tick tock we're talkin bout eSports

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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HAHHAHAHAHA

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Rocket League for those of you who still don't own it

but it has hats!

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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Treehouse? No thanks.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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Harrow posted:

So we all agree Nintendo won E3, right? A real, honest-to-god new Metroid Prime and Mario Odyssey being completely bonkers and beautiful

They didn't show anything of Metroid Prime other than a logo. No release window, no developer?, nothing. I'm so sick of these announcements.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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Yeah, probably! I'd like to hear that!

Kashuno posted:

I am just so over the idea of announcing things with no info at all.

It's just really tiring. I'd have honestly been happier if they waited a year and were like HEY GUYS PRIME 4 [gameplay trailer] POKEMON whatever [gameplay trailer] rather than having a Japanese man casually go "oh hey we're making a pokemon switch game but w/e"

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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Mario Odyssey looks loving dope and death to those who dishonor it.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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Jimbot posted:

Do you not create your own character in the new Xenoblade game? Wasn't that what you did in the last one?

Mario looks silly but I never got into the 3d games the same way I did with the 2d games. I can go back and play any of the old ones but I just can't muster enthusiasm for 3D ones, despite them looking really good.

That was Xenoblade Chronicles X I believe. Original Xenoblade is a standard character.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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To be honest I think Dragon Ball Z won E3.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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WHY THE gently caress WASNT THIS ON THE CONFERENCE

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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Grapplejack posted:

that explains the C&D

lmao yeah

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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MERCURYSTEAM?!

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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How on Earth did MercurySteam fail upwards into doing a new Metroid? Was killing Castlevania not enough?

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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Realtalk thanks for saving E3 Goku

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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Patter Song posted:

Because they said that the Conference was Switch only and 3DS titles would be Treehouse beforehand?

Oh cool alright.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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Pokemon didn't even have a loving logo or anything. Just "we're making it"

Sony's smoke and mirrors Shenmue 3 conference had loving more than that.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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Lumpy the Cook posted:

Yeah except slightly slower and more simplistic, which I didn't really imagine was possible til I saw it

Where did you even see it? Sony's conference did loving jump cuts and poo poo whenever they did an animation, so I had absolutely no idea how the game's combat looked. It was hosed.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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Maybe Retro's doing another Donkey Kong game.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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spudsbuckley posted:

The loving Big Show is live on the Twitch stream chatting about Destiny

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL

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Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

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I loving love you Big Show

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