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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0zo1vacLOc

Jeff Sessions perjured himself.

He's going to do it again.

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I'm going to have to recuse myself from this thread, and by recuse myself I mean still read it and post if I feel like it.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Dick Trauma posted:

I'm going to have to recuse myself from this thread, and by recuse myself I mean still read it and post if I feel like it.

recuse me princess

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!
I see no mint juleps or white cotton suits. I can't imagine the Hon. Mr. Sessions will stand for such a lack of decorum.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I'm disappointed they didn't make the desk he will testify at into a Keebler Elf tree.

Oh here's John "Alzheimers Face literally right now" McCain.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

No Butt Stuff posted:

I'm disappointed they didn't make the desk he will testify at into a Keebler Elf tree.

Oh here's John "Alzheimers Face literally right now" McCain.

mr sessions, is it true that president clinton has fired on fort Sumter

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
Haha Sessions was looking nervous as gently caress before Burr settled him down

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I hope Trump sends a messenger in with the "you're fired" memo.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
"I cannot answer that question on the grounds that I have the vapors..." <swoons onto daybed>

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.
Take a shot every time Hillary is brought up.


And I that in the murder/suicide way, not like the alcoholism way.

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
Sessions is such a caricature...I'm already lol'ing and he's not even speaking yet

hanales
Nov 3, 2013
Jesus christ he's disturbing looking .

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!

No Butt Stuff posted:

I hope Trump sends a messenger in with the "you're fired" memo.

*a giant TV screen lowers down behind Sessions and tunes into CNN*

Wolf Blitzer: Breaking news - President Trump has fired Attorney General Jeff Sessions...

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
Keebler Klansmen goes to Kongress

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich
is there really any point in these testimony threads

EwokEntourage
Jun 10, 2008

BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.
Hey let's threaten the CIA's funding again, that sounds like a winning strategy

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


The Sessions Sessions begin.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

"i'm going to just say the same poo poo I said at Comey's hearing"

Xibanya
Sep 17, 2012




Clever Betty
Awaiting news of how disturbed McCain is going to be.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

"Did he say candid and honest? poo poo, better nod real big and gulp!"

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

WeAreTheRomans posted:

is there really any point in these testimony threads

Not clogging up the normal threads

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008
Dude looks shook

Caros
May 14, 2008

Xibanya posted:

Awaiting news of how disturbed McCain is going to be.

Very.

repeating
Nov 14, 2005
He can't sit still for more than 1 second and his facial expressions are all over the place.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
"No political or partisan shots" :lol:

Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer

repeating posted:

He can't sit still for more than 1 second and his facial expressions are all over the place.

THAT IS NOT A MAN WHO WANTS TO BE THERE

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/874699179477483521
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/874699721591451650

Xae
Jan 19, 2005

Cheekio posted:

Take a shot every time Hillary is brought up.


And I that in the murder/suicide way, not like the alcoholism way.

Given the frequency she'll be brought up there may not be much of a difference.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

hhhat posted:

Dude looks shook

as fuckkkkkk

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

Majorian posted:

I see no mint juleps or white cotton suits. I can't imagine the Hon. Mr. Sessions will stand for such a lack of decorum.

Please sir, propriety follows Jefferson "hang 'em high" Beauregard " cotton gin" Sessions III wherever he may go.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

He's taking notes about this?

Good lord.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

hhhat posted:

Dude looks shook

Yeah he doesn't have his trademarked little smug-turtle man grin
Good. Suffer, ya old racist bastard

reitetsu
Sep 27, 2009

Should you find yourself here one day... In accordance with your crimes, you can rest assured I will give you the treatment you deserve.

Bottom Liner posted:

as fuckkkkkk

I tabbed over and stared at him for a lot longer than I'd expect someone to go without blinking

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Will there be a black person or a woman asking him questions?

I sure hope so!

Gnossiennes
Jan 7, 2013


Loving chairs more every day!

Comey's body language vs Sessions's is pretty interesting.

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
His cheeks have gotten three shades redder since Warner started speaking

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.
Time to grind another Trump acolyte into dust. This guy looks like he's going to crumble under the weight of listening to opening statements.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

No Butt Stuff posted:

Will there be a black person or a woman asking him questions?

I sure hope so!

Kamala Harris is both, and the former CA AG

Skyr
Jun 9, 2012

No Butt Stuff posted:

Will there be a black person or a woman asking him questions?

I sure hope so!

Kamala Harris- two for one

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

The Glumslinger posted:

Kamala Harris is both, and the former CA AG

He's gonna be sooooooo mad

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