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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

okay what is the personal or political relationship?

you were appointed by the president? so no AG should ever investigate the executive?

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Caros
May 14, 2008

If it is so blatantly obvious in the rules of the DoJ, then what the gently caress took you so long.

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016
Wtf was that

"I totally would've reported the meeting, which didn't happen, if I had remembered about it, even though it definitely didn't happen"

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

i think we all know the first question is going to be what took you so loving long and he's not laying any sensible groundwork so no matter what his answer is going to be is going to look dumb as poo poo

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

He's stumbling and these are the loving softball questions

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Its really weird how this is the first time this regulation has come up. So strange. So very strange.

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004

No Butt Stuff posted:

okay what is the personal or political relationship?

you were appointed by the president? so no AG should ever investigate the executive?

he was a surrogate during the campaign (a position he just started claiming today, I think?)

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Snuffman posted:

Trump is going to fire this guy before the day is done.

Maybe not that quickly, but Sessions is writing his own pink slip here for sure

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe
Is Franken going to have another go at him today?

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

KickerOfMice posted:

Is Franken going to have another go at him today?

No

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

"it became clear to me over time this plain regulation i keep explaining to you that i would have to. please don't ask why it took so long. please."

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

So you weren't involved in the political campaign in anyway.

However you use your position as a political surrogate to justify the recusal because of the CFR.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


lol burr doesn't realize the "general" in "attorney general" is an adjective.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

aware of dog posted:

Wtf was that

"I totally would've reported the meeting, which didn't happen, if I had remembered about it, even though it definitely didn't happen"

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

KickerOfMice posted:

Is Franken going to have another go at him today?

Franken is on judiciary, this is intelligence.

Old Surly
Dec 8, 2004

and all of your troubles are solved and gone
LEAKS! *drink*

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Groovelord Neato posted:

lol burr doesn't realize the "general" in "attorney general" is an adjective.

Lol you don't realize it's an honorific

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







KickerOfMice posted:

Is Franken going to have another go at him today?

He's not on the committee.

Harris on the other hand is going to tear him a new rear end in a top hat.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


LIke the drinking fountain policy. So lax lately, he's probably thinking

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

Old Surly posted:

LEAKS! *drink*
/

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

the answer to a yes/no question is never "maybe"

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Boon posted:

Lol you don't realize it's an honorific

jeff sessions is not a general and should not be addressed as such.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
HEH

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat
"We need to take care of all these leaks!"

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
Way to feed him that answer, Burr

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Groovelord Neato posted:

jeff sessions is not a general and should not be addressed as such.

Shut the gently caress up

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

he is speaking very slowly.

Warner will speak even faster to average it out.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


We weren't a functioning team.

Seems like an ongoing problem in this administration

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord
"I gave you the answer mr" is such a sassy answer

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004

No Butt Stuff posted:

he is speaking very slowly.

Warner will speak even faster to average it out.

Would love to see Burr try to give Warner the Kamala Harris treatment for talking over Sessions

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Boon posted:

Shut the gently caress up

sorry you don't get how words work.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



"what do you think of mueller" here comes the skewer

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
He can't even answer an actual normal boring question. Shook :allears:

e: hmm, that's not technically a yes to not doing anything, just an allusion to the recusal

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

warner is clearly concerned sessions is filibustering questions

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Groovelord Neato posted:

sorry you don't get how words work.

I love how you revel in ignorance but mock it all the same.

Warner addressed him the same way, because again, it's used as an honorific.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

"The proper form of addressing a person holding the office of Attorney General is "Mister/Madam Attorney General," or "Attorney General," and referred to as "Attorney General." The plural is "Attorneys General" or "Attorneys-General"."


Jesus Christ, you are not going to be able to stretch your answers to waste his time.

Au Revoir Shosanna
Feb 17, 2011

i support this government and/or service
Sessions clearly stalling for time.

scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!




Fun Shoe
Hahahaha what a loving buffoon.

"Do you trust this person to do a thing?"

"*extreme circumlocution*"

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

evilweasel posted:

warner is clearly concerned sessions is filibustering questions

correctly, of course

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Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004

evilweasel posted:

sessions is filibustering questions
the shithead can't even keep a straight face while he's doing it

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